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Are Clowns Scary ? !!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry Nora but I’ve just had a mental image of you in a Mini Cooper with 17 clowns. It’s either the start of your nightmare or a very interesting pornographic movie  |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"Not scary. Mr Tumble's great 
I was never that sure about him either
I’d like to see a copy of his CRB check.
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Mr Tumble's show got pulled as he didn't have the correct CRB checks in place!!
And he also got in trouble when his show aired abroad as his sign language skills were incorrect in another country!
Instead of signing " I'm happy to see you"
He was signing "I'm fucking you"
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James Bond was a clown once (Roger Moore version) ….not sure why you’d need to know or really that bothered. But I’m a film fan so thought I’d bring that to the conversation.
Actually John Wayne Gacy the serial killer also dressed up as a clown.
Yep, scary fuckers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not scary. Mr Tumble's great
I was never that sure about him either
I’d like to see a copy of his CRB check.
Mr Tumble's show got pulled as he didn't have the correct CRB checks in place!!
And he also got in trouble when his show aired abroad as his sign language skills were incorrect in another country!
Instead of signing " I'm happy to see you"
He was signing "I'm fucking you"
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None of that surprises me. I’m not implying anything but the BBC hasn’t exactly got a good track record with hiring children’s entertainers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of my ex gf's used to have a clown's car, everything kept falling off it  "
My first girlfriend took me back to her house when her parents were out and she had those weird clown puppets all over her bedroom. It’s safe to say I never went back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been a few cases of clowns popping up from nowhere & chasing people "
There was the whole "killer clown" trend a few years ago. People dressing up as clowns and running after people and often it was filmed, normally in fairly isolated locations. |
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"One of my ex gf's used to have a clown's car, everything kept falling off it
My first girlfriend took me back to her house when her parents were out and she had those weird clown puppets all over her bedroom. It’s safe to say I never went back."
I remember that my friend had that wallpaper! They weren’t called clowns there was a different name for them. They kinda had those weird tears. Never had a sleepover at her house! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of my ex gf's used to have a clown's car, everything kept falling off it
My first girlfriend took me back to her house when her parents were out and she had those weird clown puppets all over her bedroom. It’s safe to say I never went back.
I remember that my friend had that wallpaper! They weren’t called clowns there was a different name for them. They kinda had those weird tears. Never had a sleepover at her house! "
I think they are called Pierrot. |
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"One of my ex gf's used to have a clown's car, everything kept falling off it
My first girlfriend took me back to her house when her parents were out and she had those weird clown puppets all over her bedroom. It’s safe to say I never went back.
I remember that my friend had that wallpaper! They weren’t called clowns there was a different name for them. They kinda had those weird tears. Never had a sleepover at her house!
I think they are called Pierrot."
Yes! That’s it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of my ex gf's used to have a clown's car, everything kept falling off it
My first girlfriend took me back to her house when her parents were out and she had those weird clown puppets all over her bedroom. It’s safe to say I never went back.
I remember that my friend had that wallpaper! They weren’t called clowns there was a different name for them. They kinda had those weird tears. Never had a sleepover at her house! "
Yeah. I’m not scared of clowns but those weird things creeped me out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but clown porn is
Thats not a thing right?
I shan’t be finding out!
Don't you dare ask me either
Go on, take one for the team!
Omfg it really is a thing
( I only googled it I didn't watch )  "
Not even porn is safe anymore! |
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"No but clown porn is
Thats not a thing right?
I shan’t be finding out!
Don't you dare ask me either
Go on, take one for the team!
Omfg it really is a thing
( I only googled it I didn't watch )
Not even porn is safe anymore!"
Thats as much research as I'm doing on it |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"No but clown porn is
Thats not a thing right?
I shan’t be finding out!
Don't you dare ask me either
Go on, take one for the team!
Omfg it really is a thing
( I only googled it I didn't watch )
Not even porn is safe anymore!
Thats as much research as I'm doing on it "
Oh jesus. Next one will be a clownpornado  |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
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"No but clown porn is
Thats not a thing right?
I shan’t be finding out!
Don't you dare ask me either
Go on, take one for the team!
Omfg it really is a thing
( I only googled it I didn't watch )
Not even porn is safe anymore!
Thats as much research as I'm doing on it "
Will you be sending the link to everyone though? |
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"No but clown porn is
Thats not a thing right?
I shan’t be finding out!
Don't you dare ask me either
Go on, take one for the team!
Omfg it really is a thing
( I only googled it I didn't watch )
Not even porn is safe anymore!
Thats as much research as I'm doing on it
Oh jesus. Next one will be a clownpornado "
Oh ffs |
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"No but clown porn is
Thats not a thing right?
I shan’t be finding out!
Don't you dare ask me either
Go on, take one for the team!
Omfg it really is a thing
( I only googled it I didn't watch )
Not even porn is safe anymore!
Thats as much research as I'm doing on it
Will you be sending the link to everyone though? "
Not you as well |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"No but clown porn is
Thats not a thing right?
I shan’t be finding out!
Don't you dare ask me either
Go on, take one for the team!
Omfg it really is a thing
( I only googled it I didn't watch )
Not even porn is safe anymore!
Thats as much research as I'm doing on it
Will you be sending the link to everyone though?
Not you as well "
Don't you be sending that smut to my phone  |
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"No but clown porn is
Thats not a thing right?
I shan’t be finding out!
Don't you dare ask me either
Go on, take one for the team!
Omfg it really is a thing
( I only googled it I didn't watch )
Not even porn is safe anymore!
Thats as much research as I'm doing on it
Will you be sending the link to everyone though?
Not you as well
Don't you be sending that smut to my phone "
Best be nice then |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"No but clown porn is
Thats not a thing right?
I shan’t be finding out!
Don't you dare ask me either
Go on, take one for the team!
Omfg it really is a thing
( I only googled it I didn't watch )
Not even porn is safe anymore!
Thats as much research as I'm doing on it
Will you be sending the link to everyone though?
Not you as well
Don't you be sending that smut to my phone
Best be nice then "
You forget I know where you live, could sell your address to the highest bidder ha ha ha |
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Yes.
But then I find anyone in a mask disturbing, as I can't read their face as I talk to them, and faces are sooo expressive and meaningful to me.
I don't even like talking on the phone for the same reason.
Clowns are just worse, as they have a big fake, OTT expression on their face. |
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"No but clown porn is
Thats not a thing right?
I shan’t be finding out!
Don't you dare ask me either
Go on, take one for the team!
Omfg it really is a thing
( I only googled it I didn't watch )
Not even porn is safe anymore!
Thats as much research as I'm doing on it
Will you be sending the link to everyone though?
Not you as well
Don't you be sending that smut to my phone
Best be nice then
You forget I know where you live, could sell your address to the highest bidder ha ha ha "
Who the fuck wants to bid for that |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"No but clown porn is
Thats not a thing right?
I shan’t be finding out!
Don't you dare ask me either
Go on, take one for the team!
Omfg it really is a thing
( I only googled it I didn't watch )
Not even porn is safe anymore!
Thats as much research as I'm doing on it
Will you be sending the link to everyone though?
Not you as well
Don't you be sending that smut to my phone
Best be nice then
You forget I know where you live, could sell your address to the highest bidder ha ha ha
Who the fuck wants to bid for that "
I'm only going up to a pound |
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"Yes.
But then I find anyone in a mask disturbing, as I can't read their face as I talk to them, and faces are sooo expressive and meaningful to me.
I don't even like talking on the phone for the same reason.
Clowns are just worse, as they have a big fake, OTT expression on their face. "
Some people on fab have too  |
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"No but clown porn is
Thats not a thing right?
I shan’t be finding out!
Don't you dare ask me either
Go on, take one for the team!
Omfg it really is a thing
( I only googled it I didn't watch )
Not even porn is safe anymore!
Thats as much research as I'm doing on it
Will you be sending the link to everyone though?
Not you as well
Don't you be sending that smut to my phone
Best be nice then
You forget I know where you live, could sell your address to the highest bidder ha ha ha
Who the fuck wants to bid for that
I'm only going up to a pound "
You'd still struggle |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"No but clown porn is
Thats not a thing right?
I shan’t be finding out!
Don't you dare ask me either
Go on, take one for the team!
Omfg it really is a thing
( I only googled it I didn't watch )
Not even porn is safe anymore!
Thats as much research as I'm doing on it
Oh jesus. Next one will be a clownpornado
Oh ffs "
Glitter cannon on impact |
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