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Where would you take Elvis for a day out?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Last night I dreamt Elvis had randonly popped round to mine and we went out to the laundrette.

Even in the dream I was thinking blimey this is a bit mundane, won't this be a bit boring for the King of Rock and Roll? But I'm pleased to report he really enjoyed it, particularly the driers. Phew!

Anyways...if Elvis popped round to yours today where would you take him?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To the chip shop

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

The Porthcawl Elvis festival, imagine if he didn't win the lookalike competition

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For a cheese burger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd take him to my mums, she'd appreciate him more than I would!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"To the chip shop"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Porthcawl Elvis festival, imagine if he didn't win the lookalike competition "

I once worked with a guy that won that competition. I went to see him perform in a club in the valley's and I swear to god the ladies where swooning after him as if it really was Elvis. I was just waiting for a pair of missile knickers to be catapulted past my head.

We did laugh in work on the Monday though, I also felt a big shy and embarrassed to have enjoyed a colleagues pelvis wiggles just days before and now we were discussing work.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

KFC

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd just sit him Infront of the internet and let him see how influential he really was.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Last night I dreamt Elvis had randonly popped round to mine and we went out to the laundrette.

Even in the dream I was thinking blimey this is a bit mundane, won't this be a bit boring for the King of Rock and Roll? But I'm pleased to report he really enjoyed it, particularly the driers. Phew!

Anyways...if Elvis popped round to yours today where would you take him?

"

Which Elvis

Early

Middle

Late

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I'd video call my friend who is an Elvis fanatic and on her way to Memphis today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The doctors

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Surely it can only be Las Vegas.

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"The Porthcawl Elvis festival, imagine if he didn't win the lookalike competition

I once worked with a guy that won that competition. I went to see him perform in a club in the valley's and I swear to god the ladies where swooning after him as if it really was Elvis. I was just waiting for a pair of missile knickers to be catapulted past my head.

We did laugh in work on the Monday though, I also felt a big shy and embarrassed to have enjoyed a colleagues pelvis wiggles just days before and now we were discussing work.

NBVN x

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Bloody love this, did he burst into song in work though?

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By *idlandiaMan  over a year ago

Birmingham


"To the chip shop"

To meet the guy who swears he's elvis?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To a Elvis impersonation competition to see if he could win

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To meet Shania Twain, to see if she would be impressed.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

To a meditation retreat he needed taken care of properly poor soul

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By *en199630Man  over a year ago

Midlands

Haha I love these kinda dreams.. I'd probably take him to a funfair or something, just to test how brave her is idk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Id make him take me hes mr moneybags

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probly to a rehab centre

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To a fun fair, so he can be all shook up

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By *en199630Man  over a year ago

Midlands

Lol, didn't Dolly Parton compete in a Dolly Parton lookalike before and came second, to a man? Or is that made up

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling

Bed!

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling


"Bed! "

To clarify this would have been Elvis in his prime!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Porthcawl Elvis festival, imagine if he didn't win the lookalike competition

I once worked with a guy that won that competition. I went to see him perform in a club in the valley's and I swear to god the ladies where swooning after him as if it really was Elvis. I was just waiting for a pair of missile knickers to be catapulted past my head.

We did laugh in work on the Monday though, I also felt a big shy and embarrassed to have enjoyed a colleagues pelvis wiggles just days before and now we were discussing work.

NBVN x

Bloody love this, did he burst into song in work though? "

He would do the lip thing from across the desk. I was like an embarrassed youngster and would go bright red, he thought it was hilarious

NBVN x

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By *idnight RamblerMan  over a year ago

Pershore

The Natwest hole in Ilkeston

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The Porthcawl Elvis festival, imagine if he didn't win the lookalike competition "

Oh is this a thing? I so need to go!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Porthcawl Elvis festival, imagine if he didn't win the lookalike competition

Oh is this a thing? I so need to go! "

It's huge Google it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lidl’s

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By *arex2Couple  over a year ago

Bradford


"Last night I dreamt Elvis had randonly popped round to mine and we went out to the laundrette.

Even in the dream I was thinking blimey this is a bit mundane, won't this be a bit boring for the King of Rock and Roll? But I'm pleased to report he really enjoyed it, particularly the driers. Phew!

Anyways...if Elvis popped round to yours today where would you take him?

Which Elvis

Early

Middle

Late"

Costello? Chelsea.... Just to wind him up!

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I'd take him to a cake factory and then lock him in side it; I'll tell him that the key is "in the gateaux"

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"For a cheese burger. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn't take him anywhere would sit down and have a chill with the guitars and a few songs.

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

A live gig and ask him to step on stage for a sing with the band.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To the Heartbreak Hotel in the ghetto where he can love me tender so I'm not lonesome tonight.

Kick him out in the morning and return him to sender with a little less conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To the Heartbreak Hotel in the ghetto where he can love me tender so I'm not lonesome tonight.

Kick him out in the morning and return him to sender with a little less conversation."

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To the chippy in skeggy

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By *agic.MMan  over a year ago

Orpington

He always wanted to go to Japan...England and Japan were his two most desired places to visit/tour. Sadly he was never able to go to any of them. He was extremely popular in Japan, and to this day, Japan (aperantly) has one of the biggest Elvis fan club's in the world. I'd take him to Japan (if he pays for the trip )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He always wanted to go to Japan...England and Japan were his two most desired places to visit/tour. Sadly he was never able to go to any of them. He was extremely popular in Japan, and to this day, Japan (aperantly) has one of the biggest Elvis fan club's in the world. I'd take him to Japan (if he pays for the trip )"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d take him back to his grave and tell him to stop being a naughty Elvis

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Last night I dreamt Elvis had randonly popped round to mine and we went out to the laundrette.

Even in the dream I was thinking blimey this is a bit mundane, won't this be a bit boring for the King of Rock and Roll? But I'm pleased to report he really enjoyed it, particularly the driers. Phew!

Anyways...if Elvis popped round to yours today where would you take him?

Which Elvis

Early

Middle

Late"

On this occasion it was middle Elvis

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

To the shoe shop to get some blue suede shoes.....failing that to the dogs home to get a hound dog......

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