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"I’m confessing that I would eat her ass….. there I said it, block me
Ps I’m not a fan of her policies, just every time I see her I’m ass envious"
She always looks like someone’s already shoved a broom handle up it. |
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"I’m confessing that I would eat her ass….. there I said it, block me
Ps I’m not a fan of her policies, just every time I see her I’m ass envious"
I'm not going to kink shame, but I think I may have died inside a little. You keep doing you, OP...  |
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Seems appropriate here.
I called into Heart FM's mystery prize competition.
"Congratulations, you're our fifth caller. Answer this one question and you'll win our grand prize. Is it your lucky day? The theme today is geography."
"Oh yes" My heart nearly skipped a beat. "I graduated from Oxford with a first in geography and have been teaching it to A level students for 20 years"
"Brilliant!" the host replied. "Now, for the grand prize of two VIP tickets to a debate between the Tory leadership candidates, and a personal champagne afternoon tea with both of them, what is the capital of France?"
My mind raced. "Umm. Umm. Bradford!" |
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"Angela Rayner bouncing on my lap...how long would I last?  "
Angela Raynor is absolute filth, she looks like she could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe, I’m sure she’s got full bondage kit on underneath all those suits |
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"Seems appropriate here.
I called into Heart FM's mystery prize competition.
"Congratulations, you're our fifth caller. Answer this one question and you'll win our grand prize. Is it your lucky day? The theme today is geography."
"Oh yes" My heart nearly skipped a beat. "I graduated from Oxford with a first in geography and have been teaching it to A level students for 20 years"
"Brilliant!" the host replied. "Now, for the grand prize of two VIP tickets to a debate between the Tory leadership candidates, and a personal champagne afternoon tea with both of them, what is the capital of France?"
My mind raced. "Umm. Umm. Bradford!""
Love it! |
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"Angela Rayner bouncing on my lap...how long would I last?
Angela Raynor is absolute filth, she looks like she could suck a golf ball through a hosepipe, I’m sure she’s got full bondage kit on underneath all those suits
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Nahh I bet she's tight with it, she's a big ginger power freak lol |
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"Angela Rayner bouncing on my lap...how long would I last?
Angela is lovely
Fife ninja = ginger luvin ninja 
Jealousy is never a good look "
Nope, neither are ginger pubes  |
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"Angela Rayner bouncing on my lap...how long would I last?
Angela is lovely
Fife ninja = ginger luvin ninja
Jealousy is never a good look
Nope, neither are ginger pubes "
Never considered that an issue. Not the first thing I generally look at when talking to a lady, but you go for that angle, if you think it'll pay off for you on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Angela Rayner bouncing on my lap...how long would I last?
Angela is lovely
Fife ninja = ginger luvin ninja
Jealousy is never a good look
Nope, neither are ginger pubes
Never considered that an issue. Not the first thing I generally look at when talking to a lady, but you go for that angle, if you think it'll pay off for you on here "
It was a joke, along with the rest of the thread |
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"I'd prefer Priti Patel
She'd be a proper Dom, can imagine her with a strapon, she'd probably try and get the balls in and everything "
I'm a sucker for a right bitch lol, never learned my lesson.
She's got some ass tho  |
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"I'd prefer Priti Patel
She'd be a proper Dom, can imagine her with a strapon, she'd probably try and get the balls in and everything
I'm a sucker for a right bitch lol, never learned my lesson.
She's got some ass tho "
That she has
I'm just pleased no one has said Michael Fabricant yet |
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"I'd prefer Priti Patel
She'd be a proper Dom, can imagine her with a strapon, she'd probably try and get the balls in and everything
I'm a sucker for a right bitch lol, never learned my lesson.
She's got some ass tho
That she has
I'm just pleased no one has said Michael Fabricant yet "
Another bojo lookalike |
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"I'd prefer Priti Patel
She'd be a proper Dom, can imagine her with a strapon, she'd probably try and get the balls in and everything
I'm a sucker for a right bitch lol, never learned my lesson.
She's got some ass tho
That she has
I'm just pleased no one has said Michael Fabricant yet
Another bojo lookalike "
With hair that puts Trump's to shame
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd prefer Priti Patel
She'd be a proper Dom, can imagine her with a strapon, she'd probably try and get the balls in and everything
I'm a sucker for a right bitch lol, never learned my lesson.
She's got some ass tho
That she has
I'm just pleased no one has said Michael Fabricant yet
Another bojo lookalike
With hair that puts Trump's to shame
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It seems a popular look with the tories, there's another eejit with the same stylist |
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