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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Reports have emerged that newly promoted Nottingham Forest are on the verge of signing Jizz Hornkamp from Willem II.
He's 24 and has a very enviable scoring ratio. He could end up being Forest's 13th signing of the summer.
Do you think he'd be a decent signing? Or do you think he'll be wayward in front of goal? The last thing we want to see in this country is Jizz shoot everywhere.
What's going on here guys? Jizz is all over the terraces. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""He's attacking the box and Jizz shoots!"
"Unbelievable Jeff!""
He going to cause chaos for the opposition. As a defender, the last thing you want is Jizz all over you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wonder if he’s good arriving late at the back door."
He's a physical player too - not afraid to square up to anyone. The last thing I'd want would be Jizz in my face. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""He's attacking the box and Jizz shoots!"
"Unbelievable Jeff!"
Jizzy Jeff."
You wait until he runs out onto a newly laid pitch.
Can't wait to see his fresh prints. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""He's attacking the box and Jizz shoots!"
"Unbelievable Jeff!"
Jizzy Jeff.
You wait until he runs out onto a newly laid pitch.
Can't wait to see his fresh prints."
Very clever  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""He's attacking the box and Jizz shoots!"
"Unbelievable Jeff!"
Jizzy Jeff.
You wait until he runs out onto a newly laid pitch.
Can't wait to see his fresh prints.
Very clever "
It's not all Jizz puns  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I trust in our back room staff, they have achieved a lot in the last year.
I don’t think all of our signings will work due to the amount we have signed but really looking forward to Saturday uuuuuuuuu reeeeeedddddsss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No clue, he’s fit though
^^^ loves Jizz
That just made me snort on a Teams call
Now that’s something you don’t want to do with Jizz 
Is he on Fab?  "
Maybe but I’m too scared to search for Jizz to find out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It appears Jizz isn't for sale 
I'm hoping Forest might be able to pull it off though.
Me too, Jizz could plant some Premier League seeds for Forest."
That would be a seminal moment in football history. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Such a shame he's not coming.
Wouldn't have been many clean sheets if he were playing.
The Jizz transfer collapsed? "
They've been at it all day but it doesn't look like he can come. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Such a shame he's not coming.
Wouldn't have been many clean sheets if he were playing.
The Jizz transfer collapsed?
They've been at it all day but it doesn't look like he can come."
I guess that’s their transfer jizzness done for the summer. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Such a shame he's not coming.
Wouldn't have been many clean sheets if he were playing.
The Jizz transfer collapsed?
They've been at it all day but it doesn't look like he can come.
I guess that’s their transfer jizzness done for the summer."
They're now looking into a season schlong loan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Such a shame he's not coming.
Wouldn't have been many clean sheets if he were playing.
The Jizz transfer collapsed?
They've been at it all day but it doesn't look like he can come.
I guess that’s their transfer jizzness done for the summer.
They're now looking into a season schlong loan."
If they had David Seamen on the coaching staff he may have come |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope think he was Portuguese. But kudos on Micky quim
Yup he was Portuguese  Quim was his nickname, I won't attempt his full name good knowledge my friend "
Can't believe I got it right. Often say he was Brazilian hahaha |
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"Nope think he was Portuguese. But kudos on Micky quim
Yup he was Portuguese Quim was his nickname, I won't attempt his full name good knowledge my friend
Can't believe I got it right. Often say he was Brazilian hahaha"
Ahhhh do you not remember the Brazilian who played at Celtic ??? They had to call him Raphael, his surname was something like Schiedt |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Can't wait to hear the commentators when he plays.
"And there's Jizz, dribbling out of the box..."
"Jizz shoots over the keeper's head...."
"And it's a penalty!! The defender tugged him viciously, leaving Jizz on the floor....."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love how his first name is so funny we’re all forgetting his surname is Hornkamp.
His parents had to do something to negate his surname."
I bet sex education at school was brutal…
“Who can tell me the name of the fluid that comes from the penis during sex? Anyone? Jizz?” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I love how his first name is so funny we’re all forgetting his surname is Hornkamp.
His parents had to do something to negate his surname.
I bet sex education at school was brutal…
“Who can tell me the name of the fluid that comes from the penis during sex? Anyone? Jizz?”"
The teachers will have just called him Hornkamp.
No one likes Jizz coming out of their mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love how his first name is so funny we’re all forgetting his surname is Hornkamp.
His parents had to do something to negate his surname.
I bet sex education at school was brutal…
“Who can tell me the name of the fluid that comes from the penis during sex? Anyone? Jizz?”
The teachers will have just called him Hornkamp.
No one likes Jizz coming out of their mouth."
Hornkamp is what I’d imagine Hitler would call his erotic novels. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I love how his first name is so funny we’re all forgetting his surname is Hornkamp.
His parents had to do something to negate his surname.
I bet sex education at school was brutal…
“Who can tell me the name of the fluid that comes from the penis during sex? Anyone? Jizz?”
The teachers will have just called him Hornkamp.
No one likes Jizz coming out of their mouth.
Hornkamp is what I’d imagine Hitler would call his erotic novels."
Clitskrieg |
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