Well, I never thought I'd be this old bloke. I remember taking the mickey out of the old guys in the bar in the 70's when I was a teenager, thinking, "I'll never be that old".
And here I am, 65 today. 
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If you are lucky you get old.
As time goes by check out how many born on the same day as you are now dead. It helps keep you focussed as your joints ache, muscles weaken and sex drive declines.
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He's a sex machine to all the chicks! 
. Only one more year and you can claim your pension.
You're looking good on it 
