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"….incoming " Oh my. You certainly have Warm in here | |||
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"I’ll just take a seat here next to you posho " I saved you one. Is a tight squeeze | |||
"What a splendid thread NotSoPosh. Don't mind me, I'll be handing out the big fluffy towels. " I'm hiding those ones. Use the tiny ones instead | |||
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"Oh hello you! Hmmm... soapy torso you say... Soapy torso like this? ^ " Erp I need a moment *faints* | |||
"I think all my pics are either in the bath or shower!! Oh and one making a cuppa " You fill the brief so very well young man | |||
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"I’ll just take a seat here next to you posho I saved you one. Is a tight squeeze " Room over my knee | |||
"Anyone need help scrubbing their back " Ooh... nails down the back... that's always fun | |||
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"I think all my pics are either in the bath or shower!! Oh and one making a cuppa You fill the brief so very well young man " Flattery will get you everywhere young lady! | |||
"Seeing as it's you... go on then " Ooh! You brought breathing apparatus That'll be handy when it gets wetter | |||
"What a splendid thread NotSoPosh. Don't mind me, I'll be handing out the big fluffy towels. I'm hiding those ones. Use the tiny ones instead " Obviously, the teeny ones are much better!! Sorry NotSoPosh, I'm slow on the uptake. | |||
"I think all my pics are either in the bath or shower!! Oh and one making a cuppa You fill the brief so very well young man Flattery will get you everywhere young lady! " Promises Promises | |||
"What a splendid thread NotSoPosh. Don't mind me, I'll be handing out the big fluffy towels. I'm hiding those ones. Use the tiny ones instead Obviously, the teeny ones are much better!! Sorry NotSoPosh, I'm slow on the uptake. " It's ok... It is a bit late. Always teeny towels though | |||
"Seeing as it's you... go on then Ooh! You brought breathing apparatus That'll be handy when it gets wetter We can discard the apparatus, I've always been good at breathing through my ears " I've heard that | |||
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"This do? " Oh... that does do | |||
"I can’t show my shower photo’ other people might see my willy. " But you have a fine willy. The people, they need to see it. Or... we can all promise to not look at your willy in the photo | |||
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"I can’t show my shower photo’ other people might see my willy. But you have a fine willy. The people, they need to see it. Or... we can all promise to not look at your willy in the photo " That’s it, don’t look at it. Pinky promise me. | |||
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"I've dropped the soap. Yeah I've got a willy shower pic too, won't put that one out! " I'll bend down and get it The soap... I mean | |||
"I can’t show my shower photo’ other people might see my willy. But you have a fine willy. The people, they need to see it. Or... we can all promise to not look at your willy in the photo That’s it, don’t look at it. Pinky promise me." Is that the promise where I have to suck on your pinky? | |||
"Note to self! Take some shower selfies for angels like the OP! " Yes! Yes please! Cos I am a sweet n innocent angel | |||
"I can’t show my shower photo’ other people might see my willy. But you have a fine willy. The people, they need to see it. Or... we can all promise to not look at your willy in the photo That’s it, don’t look at it. Pinky promise me. Is that the promise where I have to suck on your pinky?" Naturally | |||
"I can’t show my shower photo’ other people might see my willy. But you have a fine willy. The people, they need to see it. Or... we can all promise to not look at your willy in the photo That’s it, don’t look at it. Pinky promise me. Is that the promise where I have to suck on your pinky? Naturally " Deal | |||
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"Sorry OP, but that post was longer than most members profiles, can you abbreviate into 5 words. Ta " Post naked shower pics. Please | |||
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"Note to self! Take some shower selfies for angels like the OP! Yes! Yes please! Cos I am a sweet n innocent angel " I know you are! | |||
"Sorry OP, but that post was longer than most members profiles, can you abbreviate into 5 words. Ta Post naked shower pics. Please " Oooooo right ok | |||
"Good call PoshPants! You know how much I love a shower pic. So come on boys, get your sweaty bods into the shower, pronto! X" Jeez woman. Where you been? | |||
"Oh thats easy its most of mine " Oh I know | |||
"There you go Posho! Remember your promise. " Oooft. You got some fine bubbles there Mr Soze | |||
"Note to self! Take some shower selfies for angels like the OP! Yes! Yes please! Cos I am a sweet n innocent angel I know you are! " I absolutely am! | |||
"Sorry OP, but that post was longer than most members profiles, can you abbreviate into 5 words. Ta Post naked shower pics. Please Oooooo right ok" Also... my OP was hot as fuck. You missed out by not reading it | |||
"There you go Posho! Remember your promise. Oooft. You got some fine bubbles there Mr Soze " I hope you’re looking at the legs….. | |||
"There you go Posho! Remember your promise. Oooft. You got some fine bubbles there Mr Soze I hope you’re looking at the legs….." Obviously! I made a promise | |||
"There you go Posho! Remember your promise. Oooft. You got some fine bubbles there Mr Soze I hope you’re looking at the legs….. Obviously! I made a promise " It’s gone into hiding again now you’ve had your Keyser Cock fix. | |||
"There you go Posho! Remember your promise. Oooft. You got some fine bubbles there Mr Soze I hope you’re looking at the legs….. Obviously! I made a promise It’s gone into hiding again now you’ve had your Keyser Cock fix. " I didn't get the cock fix! Cos pinky promise n all | |||
"Good call PoshPants! You know how much I love a shower pic. So come on boys, get your sweaty bods into the shower, pronto! X Jeez woman. Where you been? " Watching the telly box - you coulda given me a heads up, ya know! | |||
"Oh thats easy its most of mine Oh I know " | |||
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"Good call PoshPants! You know how much I love a shower pic. So come on boys, get your sweaty bods into the shower, pronto! X Jeez woman. Where you been? Watching the telly box - you coulda given me a heads up, ya know! " I was distracted by... erm... y'know | |||
"Sorry i've left my shirt on " I'll be having that right off you | |||
"Sorry i've left my shirt on " That's more like it. Phwoarrrrr! | |||
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"Sorry i've left my shirt on That's more like it. Phwoarrrrr! " | |||
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"Not the best" Absolutely fulfilled the brief though | |||
"Hope soapy boobs will do " Ooooft. Soapy boobs | |||
"Hope soapy boobs will do " Soapy boobs will always do! | |||
"Hope soapy boobs will do Soapy boobs will always do!" Hello there YOLO. Nice arse | |||
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"You asked so pervertedly. Kinda. But I like your pervertedness. " Fixed it for you And oooft. Need a rub? | |||
"Hope soapy boobs will do Soapy boobs will always do! Hello there YOLO. Nice arse " Hello there NSP! Nice boobs (and bum)! | |||
"Hope soapy boobs will do Soapy boobs will always do! Hello there YOLO. Nice arse Hello there NSP! Nice boobs (and bum)! " You make a shower so dirty | |||
"Hope soapy boobs will do Soapy boobs will always do! Hello there YOLO. Nice arse Hello there NSP! Nice boobs (and bum)! You make a shower so dirty " Flattery will get you everywhere... | |||
"Hope soapy boobs will do Soapy boobs will always do! Hello there YOLO. Nice arse Hello there NSP! Nice boobs (and bum)! You make a shower so dirty Flattery will get you everywhere..." People keep saying that! And yet... I haven't got anywhere yet | |||
"You asked so pervertedly. Kinda. But I like your pervertedness. Fixed it for you And oooft. Need a rub? " The bloody cheek. Yeah I’ve an itch that needs a scratch. | |||
"Hope soapy boobs will do Soapy boobs will always do! Hello there YOLO. Nice arse Hello there NSP! Nice boobs (and bum)! You make a shower so dirty Flattery will get you everywhere... People keep saying that! And yet... I haven't got anywhere yet " You've either got to up your flattery game or you're flattering the wrong people!?! Me? I'm like putty... | |||
"You asked so pervertedly. Kinda. But I like your pervertedness. Fixed it for you And oooft. Need a rub? The bloody cheek. Yeah I’ve an itch that needs a scratch. " Well you know I'm happy to help | |||
"Hope soapy boobs will do Soapy boobs will always do! Hello there YOLO. Nice arse Hello there NSP! Nice boobs (and bum)! You make a shower so dirty Flattery will get you everywhere... People keep saying that! And yet... I haven't got anywhere yet You've either got to up your flattery game or you're flattering the wrong people!?! Me? I'm like putty..." Hmmm... squishy when wet? | |||
"Hope soapy boobs will do Soapy boobs will always do! Hello there YOLO. Nice arse Hello there NSP! Nice boobs (and bum)! You make a shower so dirty Flattery will get you everywhere... People keep saying that! And yet... I haven't got anywhere yet You've either got to up your flattery game or you're flattering the wrong people!?! Me? I'm like putty... Hmmm... squishy when wet? " ...and pliable, for those hard to reach places... | |||
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"Hope soapy boobs will do Soapy boobs will always do! Hello there YOLO. Nice arse Hello there NSP! Nice boobs (and bum)! You make a shower so dirty Flattery will get you everywhere... People keep saying that! And yet... I haven't got anywhere yet You've either got to up your flattery game or you're flattering the wrong people!?! Me? I'm like putty... Hmmm... squishy when wet? ...and pliable, for those hard to reach places..." Also kinda stick and you leave behind a residue that stains? | |||
"Sent one and I'll take a fluffy towel please ??" Sent? But we need it as your profile pic! Sprockett will be back with the teeny towels later | |||
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"Damn!....you owe me a phone...." You so didn't think that through! | |||
"... and I'm so very in need. It's been too long, guys, and I'm sure that if I'd asked them, the other ladies (and many of the men) would agree that it's absolutely time. Tonight I'm feeling hot. Hot and sticky, and I need a rub down. So it's shower time. Let's make it good. Join me. I want to see you all wet and soapy. Those glorious torsos, waiting for me to run my hands over them and spread the bubbles, sliding over your shoulders, your collar bones and pecs and down to your abdomen, dipping down and slipping around your hardening c.... Oops. Carried away. Sorry. I'll try again How about the back view. Soap running down your spine as the water flows down your back, making me think of slipping up behind you, running my hands down your sides, over your buttocks and pressing my bubble covered breasts against you before I reach around your hips and cup your balls, wrapping my other hand around your hot, solid d... Hmm. My halo seems to be slipping. Very quickly. One more try. Let's see those gorgeous legs in the shower. Your strong calves, wet and glistening. Your thighs, sudsy and waiting for mine to rub up against them, one leg slipping up and around your waist and allowing me to slide myself up, just enough to impale my hot, wet, willing self on your mighty p... Oh dear lord. Now it's really hot in here and I'm starting to think you'll never believe I'm sweet and innocent again. So I'll just say, please, menfolk of the Lounge, give me your shower pictures. Please and thank you And of course by "me", "my", "mine", I mean all of us raging perverts. " Yeah so sweet and innocent you | |||
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"Good morning. " Well hello and a damn good morning fine fellow. That is one hot as fuck pic! | |||
"... and I'm so very in need. It's been too long, guys, and I'm sure that if I'd asked them, the other ladies (and many of the men) would agree that it's absolutely time. Tonight I'm feeling hot. Hot and sticky, and I need a rub down. So it's shower time. Let's make it good. Join me. I want to see you all wet and soapy. Those glorious torsos, waiting for me to run my hands over them and spread the bubbles, sliding over your shoulders, your collar bones and pecs and down to your abdomen, dipping down and slipping around your hardening c.... Oops. Carried away. Sorry. I'll try again How about the back view. Soap running down your spine as the water flows down your back, making me think of slipping up behind you, running my hands down your sides, over your buttocks and pressing my bubble covered breasts against you before I reach around your hips and cup your balls, wrapping my other hand around your hot, solid d... Hmm. My halo seems to be slipping. Very quickly. One more try. Let's see those gorgeous legs in the shower. Your strong calves, wet and glistening. Your thighs, sudsy and waiting for mine to rub up against them, one leg slipping up and around your waist and allowing me to slide myself up, just enough to impale my hot, wet, willing self on your mighty p... Oh dear lord. Now it's really hot in here and I'm starting to think you'll never believe I'm sweet and innocent again. So I'll just say, please, menfolk of the Lounge, give me your shower pictures. Please and thank you And of course by "me", "my", "mine", I mean all of us raging perverts. Yeah so sweet and innocent you " Totes Anyway, let me know when the next pornado is due so I can hide in the basement | |||
"How many showers am I supposed to take in the same month? I've already fulfilled my quota " Well you haven't fulfilled my "quota" yet (is that what we're calling it these days? ) | |||
"... and I'm so very in need. It's been too long, guys, and I'm sure that if I'd asked them, the other ladies (and many of the men) would agree that it's absolutely time. Tonight I'm feeling hot. Hot and sticky, and I need a rub down. So it's shower time. Let's make it good. Join me. I want to see you all wet and soapy. Those glorious torsos, waiting for me to run my hands over them and spread the bubbles, sliding over your shoulders, your collar bones and pecs and down to your abdomen, dipping down and slipping around your hardening c.... Oops. Carried away. Sorry. I'll try again How about the back view. Soap running down your spine as the water flows down your back, making me think of slipping up behind you, running my hands down your sides, over your buttocks and pressing my bubble covered breasts against you before I reach around your hips and cup your balls, wrapping my other hand around your hot, solid d... Hmm. My halo seems to be slipping. Very quickly. One more try. Let's see those gorgeous legs in the shower. Your strong calves, wet and glistening. Your thighs, sudsy and waiting for mine to rub up against them, one leg slipping up and around your waist and allowing me to slide myself up, just enough to impale my hot, wet, willing self on your mighty p... Oh dear lord. Now it's really hot in here and I'm starting to think you'll never believe I'm sweet and innocent again. So I'll just say, please, menfolk of the Lounge, give me your shower pictures. Please and thank you And of course by "me", "my", "mine", I mean all of us raging perverts. " You'll have to view my shower vid on my profile coz age filters stop me sending you it | |||
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"Good morning. Well hello and a damn good morning fine fellow. That is one hot as fuck pic!" Why thankyou. | |||
"... and I'm so very in need. It's been too long, guys, and I'm sure that if I'd asked them, the other ladies (and many of the men) would agree that it's absolutely time. Tonight I'm feeling hot. Hot and sticky, and I need a rub down. So it's shower time. Let's make it good. Join me. I want to see you all wet and soapy. Those glorious torsos, waiting for me to run my hands over them and spread the bubbles, sliding over your shoulders, your collar bones and pecs and down to your abdomen, dipping down and slipping around your hardening c.... Oops. Carried away. Sorry. I'll try again How about the back view. Soap running down your spine as the water flows down your back, making me think of slipping up behind you, running my hands down your sides, over your buttocks and pressing my bubble covered breasts against you before I reach around your hips and cup your balls, wrapping my other hand around your hot, solid d... Hmm. My halo seems to be slipping. Very quickly. One more try. Let's see those gorgeous legs in the shower. Your strong calves, wet and glistening. Your thighs, sudsy and waiting for mine to rub up against them, one leg slipping up and around your waist and allowing me to slide myself up, just enough to impale my hot, wet, willing self on your mighty p... Oh dear lord. Now it's really hot in here and I'm starting to think you'll never believe I'm sweet and innocent again. So I'll just say, please, menfolk of the Lounge, give me your shower pictures. Please and thank you And of course by "me", "my", "mine", I mean all of us raging perverts. Yeah so sweet and innocent you Totes Anyway, let me know when the next pornado is due so I can hide in the basement " April 16th 2023 | |||
"... and I'm so very in need. It's been too long, guys, and I'm sure that if I'd asked them, the other ladies (and many of the men) would agree that it's absolutely time. Tonight I'm feeling hot. Hot and sticky, and I need a rub down. So it's shower time. Let's make it good. Join me. I want to see you all wet and soapy. Those glorious torsos, waiting for me to run my hands over them and spread the bubbles, sliding over your shoulders, your collar bones and pecs and down to your abdomen, dipping down and slipping around your hardening c.... Oops. Carried away. Sorry. I'll try again How about the back view. Soap running down your spine as the water flows down your back, making me think of slipping up behind you, running my hands down your sides, over your buttocks and pressing my bubble covered breasts against you before I reach around your hips and cup your balls, wrapping my other hand around your hot, solid d... Hmm. My halo seems to be slipping. Very quickly. One more try. Let's see those gorgeous legs in the shower. Your strong calves, wet and glistening. Your thighs, sudsy and waiting for mine to rub up against them, one leg slipping up and around your waist and allowing me to slide myself up, just enough to impale my hot, wet, willing self on your mighty p... Oh dear lord. Now it's really hot in here and I'm starting to think you'll never believe I'm sweet and innocent again. So I'll just say, please, menfolk of the Lounge, give me your shower pictures. Please and thank you And of course by "me", "my", "mine", I mean all of us raging perverts. You'll have to view my shower vid on my profile coz age filters stop me sending you it " Dammit - I can't renew site supporter so no videos for me! You'll have to put a screenshot from it as your profile pic | |||
"Hope soapy boobs will do Soapy boobs will always do! Hello there YOLO. Nice arse Hello there NSP! Nice boobs (and bum)! You make a shower so dirty Flattery will get you everywhere... People keep saying that! And yet... I haven't got anywhere yet You've either got to up your flattery game or you're flattering the wrong people!?! Me? I'm like putty... Hmmm... squishy when wet? ...and pliable, for those hard to reach places... Also kinda stick and you leave behind a residue that stains? " Worry not, it comes off in the wash! | |||
"I think I have a towel pic somewhere. I’ll find it and stick it up… (not the worst thing I’ve said today.. )" Sticking it up, all for me? Oh Woody... you do spoil me (I'm ignoring the fact that it's for me and all the other perverts) | |||
"... and I'm so very in need. It's been too long, guys, and I'm sure that if I'd asked them, the other ladies (and many of the men) would agree that it's absolutely time. Tonight I'm feeling hot. Hot and sticky, and I need a rub down. So it's shower time. Let's make it good. Join me. I want to see you all wet and soapy. Those glorious torsos, waiting for me to run my hands over them and spread the bubbles, sliding over your shoulders, your collar bones and pecs and down to your abdomen, dipping down and slipping around your hardening c.... Oops. Carried away. Sorry. I'll try again How about the back view. Soap running down your spine as the water flows down your back, making me think of slipping up behind you, running my hands down your sides, over your buttocks and pressing my bubble covered breasts against you before I reach around your hips and cup your balls, wrapping my other hand around your hot, solid d... Hmm. My halo seems to be slipping. Very quickly. One more try. Let's see those gorgeous legs in the shower. Your strong calves, wet and glistening. Your thighs, sudsy and waiting for mine to rub up against them, one leg slipping up and around your waist and allowing me to slide myself up, just enough to impale my hot, wet, willing self on your mighty p... Oh dear lord. Now it's really hot in here and I'm starting to think you'll never believe I'm sweet and innocent again. So I'll just say, please, menfolk of the Lounge, give me your shower pictures. Please and thank you And of course by "me", "my", "mine", I mean all of us raging perverts. Yeah so sweet and innocent you Totes Anyway, let me know when the next pornado is due so I can hide in the basement April 16th 2023 " These forecasts are never accurate. I'm in a permanent state of readiness. | |||
"Anyone need help scrubbing their back " You can scrub my back anytime you want | |||
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"Here you go " Oh my... thank you Jamie | |||
"I think I have a towel pic somewhere. I’ll find it and stick it up… (not the worst thing I’ve said today.. ) Sticking it up, all for me? Oh Woody... you do spoil me (I'm ignoring the fact that it's for me and all the other perverts) " There’s enough of me to go around | |||
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"I'm rather late to party. Does lying in the bath partially clothed count? Maybe one of you handsome chaps can come & help me out of my shirt.... " Bath picture accepted lol | |||
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"I think I have a towel pic somewhere. I’ll find it and stick it up… (not the worst thing I’ve said today.. ) Sticking it up, all for me? Oh Woody... you do spoil me (I'm ignoring the fact that it's for me and all the other perverts) There’s enough of me to go around " I'm in! (Oh, wait... this isn't one of those threads. Oops ) | |||
"I'm rather late to party. Does lying in the bath partially clothed count? Maybe one of you handsome chaps can come & help me out of my shirt.... " On my way | |||
"I'm rather late to party. Does lying in the bath partially clothed count? Maybe one of you handsome chaps can come & help me out of my shirt.... " Floozy Also. Wearing clothes in the bath is multitasking... washing the clothes and the body! | |||
"Joining in!" And very welcome in indeed | |||
"I'm rather late to party. Does lying in the bath partially clothed count? Maybe one of you handsome chaps can come & help me out of my shirt.... Bath picture accepted lol" There's room for two.... | |||
"I'm rather late to party. Does lying in the bath partially clothed count? Maybe one of you handsome chaps can come & help me out of my shirt.... Floozy Also. Wearing clothes in the bath is multitasking... washing the clothes and the body! " I know!!! Your thread had me all dirty, PoshPants, I just had to do something about it | |||
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"We accepting bath pics now? No one told me this " Always bathtime for me, Liam. Come soap me up please | |||
"We accepting bath pics now? No one told me this Always bathtime for me, Liam. Come soap me up please " How can I refuse? | |||
"I'm rather late to party. Does lying in the bath partially clothed count? Maybe one of you handsome chaps can come & help me out of my shirt.... Floozy Also. Wearing clothes in the bath is multitasking... washing the clothes and the body! I know!!! Your thread had me all dirty, PoshPants, I just had to do something about it " I may have to have another cool shower... it's heating me up a bit much and I'm all of a lather | |||
"We accepting bath pics now? No one told me this " I just want you wet and willing really | |||
"How did you know I shower pics! " Because Posh knows everything | |||
"We accepting bath pics now? No one told me this Always bathtime for me, Liam. Come soap me up please How can I refuse? " Bring your soap on a rope | |||
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"There’s room in my tub for another… " Erm... that's not what I'd usually call a tub | |||
"I have a bath pic ..." Pop it as your profile pic Is delightful! | |||
"There’s room in my tub for another… Erm... that's not what I'd usually call a tub " Whoops I changed my pic | |||
"There’s room in my tub for another… Erm... that's not what I'd usually call a tub Whoops I changed my pic " I was gonna say!! | |||
"Here you go Oh my... thank you Jamie " You’re very welcome x | |||