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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is the best way to to get a woman into bed, that doesn't involve giving them cake, it's costing me a fortune in ingredients "
Unless you're trying to give everyone diabetes I'd lay of the cake.
Patience is a virtue on here, with the amount of guys to everyone else,just be yourself and it'll happen.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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over a year ago
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away."
If a women squirts is that classed as an orgasm??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been chatting with a nice guy, has good verifications, sounds genuine.
But I'm just not feeling a connection.
But I have needs 
What should I do? x"
Scratch that itch.
Unless yous have talked about a relationship what harm are you doing.
You never know what could develop a fwb situation, someone to do platonic things with, sometimes you can be surprised when you meet someone.
Not feeling a connection is better than having a gut feeling somethings wrong with the person.
Take a chance you've nothing to loose either way.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How do I stop people looking at me "
You are called Wanko The Great for a reason.
It's like Dorothy, we all would of peeked behind the curtain.
If you really don't want people looking at you hide your profileand don't go on forums.
But we both know that'll never happen Wanko
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi Auntie Wendi,
Can you settle an argument between me and a good friend?
I really fancy all of the Lionesses so plan on emailing them all separately in the hope that one of them will reply and we can go to Cafe Rouge on a date. I think I'm sure to get a response from one of them.
However, my friend says I've got no chance. Which one of us is right?
Yours in sport,
Pete |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do I stop people looking at me
You are called Wanko The Great for a reason.
It's like Dorothy, we all would of peeked behind the curtain.
If you really don't want people looking at you hide your profileand don't go on forums.
But we both know that'll never happen Wanko
Love Auntie Wendi x "
Will it not? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away.
If a women squirts is that classed as an orgasm???"
Yes.
Some women will squirt while having an orgasm, some will not squirt while having an orgasm.
All vaginas are different like women, some do, some don't, be greatful if you can make a woman orgasm full stop, as some of us fake it
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hi Auntie Wendi,
Can you settle an argument between me and a good friend?
I really fancy all of the Lionesses so plan on emailing them all separately in the hope that one of them will reply and we can go to Cafe Rouge on a date. I think I'm sure to get a response from one of them.
However, my friend says I've got no chance. Which one of us is right?
Yours in sport,
Pete"
Well more to the point Pete how do you have their email address in the first place?
This can be classed as stalker behaviour.
I personally know this as Tom Hardy has one against me.
It hardly breaking and entering if he left his bathroom window open for me to get in.
Well that's a story for another time.
Back to your question, email them all it's like the lotto if your not un you can't win.
Although a wee tip for you, just because your a man with a penis, doesn't mean that a woman with a vagina is automatically going to fancy you.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank you, I'll report back in due course x
Please do!
Oh feel like Cilla now.
Love Auntie Wendi x
All we need is 'our Graham' with a quick reminder "
Holly Summers come in down.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How do I stop people looking at me
You are called Wanko The Great for a reason.
It's like Dorothy, we all would of peeked behind the curtain.
If you really don't want people looking at you hide your profileand don't go on forums.
But we both know that'll never happen Wanko
Love Auntie Wendi x
Will it not? "
Another man making empty promises, when will I learn.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So I've started a new job where I go in a couple of times a week and the coffee situation is dire. Nescafé sachets 
How do I get better coffee at the office without lugging my own stuff from home? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Although a wee tip for you, just because your a man with a penis, doesn't mean that a woman with a vagina is automatically going to fancy you."
Understood Auntie W. I shall remove my penis immediately.
lionesses@fa.com |
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"So I've started a new job where I go in a couple of times a week and the coffee situation is dire. Nescafé sachets
How do I get better coffee at the office without lugging my own stuff from home?"
Some places don't provide tea or coffee for their staff, that's ehat management will say.
Well a jar of coffee wouldn't take up to much room, just bring in your own, if someone asks say it's the only brand you like, the expensive stuff tastes nicer. If others agree suggest a kitty so yous would all benefit from it.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Although a wee tip for you, just because your a man with a penis, doesn't mean that a woman with a vagina is automatically going to fancy you.
Understood Auntie W. I shall remove my penis immediately.
lionesses@fa.com"
Penis removal is a bit extreme I don't advocate or condone doing this.
Well you learn something new about sports everyday, although this looks like a generic email address and not the players personal. So it could end up going straight into the spam folder.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away.
Where is best to find women that like guys in lingerie?  "
Try the forums start a thread about women who appreciate men in lingerie or find them sexy.
This should show you who likes it and then you know which members like it.
Try also putting any ladies or couples feel free to message me. Don't go messaging everyone that makes a comment.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My question to you Auntie Wendi :
How do I stop being a needy, emotional mess?
Nb, asking for a friend..."
If you know you're need, stop the usual habits.
Don't keep messaging every five minutes, wait for a reply then answer, then give it five to ten minutes, not as soon as they reply so do you.
You know your routine for being needy, try different approaches or tactics.
Emotional mess: try meditation, self help books, take a walk in nature.
A pampering day, stay of all forms of social media, take some you time. Try yoga.
By a yucka, take care of it for two months, if it dosent die. Then get a gold fish, try and keep it alive for three months.
After doing all these things, you'll realise. Sometimes Aunties tell lies and talk shit.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie Wendi
Where can I find a woman that will get into bed with me and doesn't just want me as a club buddy?
T"
Trying forum thread.
Looking met section.
Socials, there's none sexual ones, where you can meet fellow like minded swingers and have a proper chat.
Try doing coffee/lunch socials with a bi lady to discuss things with.
From looking at your profile and pics you shouldn't have an issue finding another woman who wants to do more than cuddle you.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I've started a new job where I go in a couple of times a week and the coffee situation is dire. Nescafé sachets
How do I get better coffee at the office without lugging my own stuff from home?
Some places don't provide tea or coffee for their staff, that's ehat management will say.
Well a jar of coffee wouldn't take up to much room, just bring in your own, if someone asks say it's the only brand you like, the expensive stuff tastes nicer. If others agree suggest a kitty so yous would all benefit from it.
Love Auntie Wendi x"
Ooooh that sounds like a decent idea. I'm might give that a go  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I've started a new job where I go in a couple of times a week and the coffee situation is dire. Nescafé sachets
How do I get better coffee at the office without lugging my own stuff from home?
Some places don't provide tea or coffee for their staff, that's ehat management will say.
Well a jar of coffee wouldn't take up to much room, just bring in your own, if someone asks say it's the only brand you like, the expensive stuff tastes nicer. If others agree suggest a kitty so yous would all benefit from it.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Ooooh that sounds like a decent idea. I'm might give that a go "
It'll get the coffee you like in, or just bring your own and if someone asks why. Say this is proper coffee let them have one. You'll have your kitty in no time.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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