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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

No, not those huge hairy scary ones. In our house it's my husband's job to catch them and deport them to the back garden.

But the thin, leggy house spiders.

I don't mind them really, but I think they've been getting jiggy, as I've noticed loads more lately. They're not just in the corners on the ceiling. There's now some with webs behind the toilet, in the kitchen cupboards, and I found one the other morning in my cereal box.

I don't want to kill them. I appreciate their bug catching abilities. But I have been vacuuming up their webs as there's so many.

How do you deal with yours?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Name them. Percy, Clive and Frodo are friends now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm the same. I catch and release most of them.

The only ones I kill that happen to make their way into the corners of my home are false widows as they bite and cause skin reactions and other nasty conditions, so they will get boot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All spiders in my house are called Legless and they all get carefully evicted from their (my) house to somewhere far more palatial (back garden)

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By *riel13Woman  over a year ago

Northampton

I watch them build webs and catch flies... Then I watch them bundle them up for later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leave them for the cats

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin

Henry takes great care of any creepy crawlies - I love Henry

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By *tephanie50TV/TS  over a year ago

redditch

I scream like a bitch and flatten them with a shoe

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Name them. Percy, Clive and Frodo are friends now. "

My children name them. Most are called John. But one very memorable day the youngest named one Jeffery Baysel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apparently house spiders only live indoors and those outside only live outside.

If you put the ones from inside your house outside they'll just find their way back in

Also smaller newer houses have up to 50 lurking about. Bigger older places can have thousands...

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

House spiders are just that ... put them outside and they will die ... murderers the lot of you!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry but I kill them.

I’m scared shitless of them. I’ll dangle off the top of the shard, cuddle a snake, skydive, go caving. Pretty much anything but be close to a spider.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The dog eats them.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Treat them like men. Tell them I want a relationship and they disappear. Job done.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Normally we have quite a few big ones but I haven't seen them this year.

Mostly this year we have the big spindly white ones that you don't spot at first.

I don't really do anything about them. I'm too busy zapping flies.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I mostly leave them be. My sons are both terrified of spiders so I'll remove the ones from their rooms and pop them just outside the back door knowing full well that they'll be back in by tomorrow.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Put them outside! My girls scream like banshees if they in their rooms! I've been woken at 1 am to go rescue poor spiders when I have to b up at 2 45 for work in morn! I balance on a chair my eyes barley open catching them with the girls screaming for me to set fire to them! God knows what neibours must think! I pop them into garden x

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I take my glasses off and ask them not to crawl on me

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Let the cats eat them. Extra protein.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The ones with long thing legs and small thin bodies are pholcids (or pholdicae), often called cellar spiders.

I try to take them out alive if my wife or daughter aren’t happy about them, otherwise I keep them around as sometimes they’ll eat spiders.

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

Leave them alone I’ve got one living behind the wing mirror on my van I’ve watched it grow from a tiny little spider into a large spider it casts it’s web across the mirror on to the door and lies in wait for his dinner I watch him sometimes pulling the poor fly to bits I recently took the van to the jet wash but I made sure I didn’t blast the mirror in case it killed him he’s been their about 7 weeks now I’m thinking of giving him a name any suggestions???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kill the fuckers!

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By *ormorantMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Encourage them so they take on the fly plague this year..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Leave them alone I’ve got one living behind the wing mirror on my van I’ve watched it grow from a tiny little spider into a large spider it casts it’s web across the mirror on to the door and lies in wait for his dinner I watch him sometimes pulling the poor fly to bits I recently took the van to the jet wash but I made sure I didn’t blast the mirror in case it killed him he’s been their about 7 weeks now I’m thinking of giving him a name any suggestions??? "

Van Diesel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leave them to do their thing. If they decide to go into cat territory then that's their choice and nature must take it's course.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Name them. Percy, Clive and Frodo are friends now. "

I call all mine Henry, but ma last Border Collie was called Spider

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Leave them alone I’ve got one living behind the wing mirror on my van I’ve watched it grow from a tiny little spider into a large spider it casts it’s web across the mirror on to the door and lies in wait for his dinner I watch him sometimes pulling the poor fly to bits I recently took the van to the jet wash but I made sure I didn’t blast the mirror in case it killed him he’s been their about 7 weeks now I’m thinking of giving him a name any suggestions??? "

Webber

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington


"Leave them alone I’ve got one living behind the wing mirror on my van I’ve watched it grow from a tiny little spider into a large spider it casts it’s web across the mirror on to the door and lies in wait for his dinner I watch him sometimes pulling the poor fly to bits I recently took the van to the jet wash but I made sure I didn’t blast the mirror in case it killed him he’s been their about 7 weeks now I’m thinking of giving him a name any suggestions???

Van Diesel "

that’s the one cheers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Treat them like men. Tell them I want a relationship and they disappear. Job done."

I leave them alone these days. Unless they are in the bath, then they get the whirlpool of death because I'm not brave enough to move them elsewhere.

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington


"Leave them alone I’ve got one living behind the wing mirror on my van I’ve watched it grow from a tiny little spider into a large spider it casts it’s web across the mirror on to the door and lies in wait for his dinner I watch him sometimes pulling the poor fly to bits I recently took the van to the jet wash but I made sure I didn’t blast the mirror in case it killed him he’s been their about 7 weeks now I’m thinking of giving him a name any suggestions???

Webber "

he’s now van diesel

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I leave them to it .. I love Spiders .

Very good for the natural ecosystem

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Henry takes great care of any creepy crawlies - I love Henry "
he is so greedy though, well mine is

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

I usually ignore them if they are in my living room but if they enter my bedroom and I see them, I get rid.

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple  over a year ago

peterborough

They have a habit of joining me in the shower recently. I had three fall on me in the shower and one hide in my bath towel all in the same week

Then Yesterday, the one that was up in the corner watching me shower, decided to start trying to make its way down, I can only assume to help me wash my back as it was reaching out with its two front legs. I got out and then went back in the bathroom a few mins later and he was back in the corner, so was definitely trying to get me! little beggars!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s spider mating season , going to be loads roaming around people’s homes

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

All are evicted but familiar faces appear again and again..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently house spiders only live indoors and those outside only live outside.

If you put the ones from inside your house outside they'll just find their way back in

Also smaller newer houses have up to 50 lurking about. Bigger older places can have thousands...

"

my house is 100 years old. I'll be moving out now.

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By *ittleAcornMan  over a year ago

visiting the beach


"I leave them to it .. I love Spiders .

Very good for the natural ecosystem

"

Same for me, though every once in a while I take my feather duster and destroy all their homes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently house spiders only live indoors and those outside only live outside.

If you put the ones from inside your house outside they'll just find their way back in

Also smaller newer houses have up to 50 lurking about. Bigger older places can have thousands...

my house is 100 years old. I'll be moving out now."

That's practically a new build

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently house spiders only live indoors and those outside only live outside.

If you put the ones from inside your house outside they'll just find their way back in

Also smaller newer houses have up to 50 lurking about. Bigger older places can have thousands...

my house is 100 years old. I'll be moving out now.

That's practically a new build "

I think your nose is growing, I'll still move to be sure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Apparently house spiders only live indoors and those outside only live outside.

If you put the ones from inside your house outside they'll just find their way back in

Also smaller newer houses have up to 50 lurking about. Bigger older places can have thousands..."

Yeah most house spiders can’t survive outside, they’ve evolved with out homes as we have. Our home is a 16 century cottage. It’s full of spiders, I let the cellar spiders stay where they are, as they prey on other spiders, the garden spiders go back outside, any house spiders are moved so my partner won’t spot them and scream. If they are spotted they’re moved to the feed store to live in peace. As for False Widows and Noble False Widows, if I can move them I will. If I can’t… Henry the Hoover helps me.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I leave them to it .. I love Spiders .

Very good for the natural ecosystem

Same for me, though every once in a while I take my feather duster and destroy all their homes."

Homewrecker

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I play them: System Of The Down - "Spiders" until they go: "Right, I've fucking had enough I'm going out cos you refuse to play Post Malone "Sunflowers? Screw you!!!"

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I leave them to it .. I love Spiders .

Very good for the natural ecosystem

Same for me, though every once in a while I take my feather duster and destroy all their homes."

As I live on the top floor of a block of flats I leave all ma windows open 24/7 this time of year. There's a tiny spider in ma bedroom widow, feather dusted his web a couple of months ago, next day the web was back as if I'd never even touched it

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By *ack688Man  over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I get rid of any cobwebs I see but otherwise I leave them to it, they help keep the fly and mosquito population down!

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By *uckslut and MCouple  over a year ago

Poole

Evict them, they don't pay rent.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do absolutely nothing, they are more than welcome in my house.

Thankyou for your big/fly earring service mr spider, I appreciate your help

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Most of the time I have to evict them as my kids freak out big time.

I tend to catch them in a glass, cover it and then take them out to the garage.

Must have a population of thousands in there now!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Walk left side ok

Walk right side ok

Walk middle squish like grape

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

I just leave them to get on with their business. I sometimes get rid of the webs, give them something to do building a new one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leave them right where they are. They eat the god damned flies.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester

Those thin whispy ones appear from Nowhere!

I found one in the spice cupboard & we’ve a couple more here and there! I just leave them - I’ll make sure it doesn’t end up in the next curry I make though

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

We have special catchy thing and can grab them without harming them and we put anything like that outside.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester

Big spiders with legs like tree trunks, I move them to the garage !!

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London

Pick them up carefully, and throw them out of the window back into nature.

Don't like killing them.

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham

Spiders are great. I say hello, tell them they’re welcome, and leave them to it. I’ll take pictures of them and send those to friends who are also fond of spiders.

I will relocate them if they’re somewhere I’m concerned they may come to harm, but otherwise they’re very welcome. Fascinating and important creatures.

A couple of years ago, during the mad tabloid flap about false widows, I found one *in my shirt* while I was getting dressed for the office. I made myself late for work by taking them somewhere safe and isolated where they wouldn’t be murdered by a rabid Daily Mail reader.

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By *isa40Couple  over a year ago

Cornwall

Some are allowed to stay others we pop in the garden.

They are amazing creatures.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We have special catchy thing and can grab them without harming them and we put anything like that outside. "

Can I have the blueprints and specs for the 'catchy thing' so I can make a bigger version to snare men? x

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"No, not those huge hairy scary ones. In our house it's my husband's job to catch them and deport them to the back garden.

But the thin, leggy house spiders.

I don't mind them really, but I think they've been getting jiggy, as I've noticed loads more lately. They're not just in the corners on the ceiling. There's now some with webs behind the toilet, in the kitchen cupboards, and I found one the other morning in my cereal box.

I don't want to kill them. I appreciate their bug catching abilities. But I have been vacuuming up their webs as there's so many.

How do you deal with yours? "

Made peace with mine when I moved in. This house has been here since 1700s. The spiders have been here for many generations.

If I have to, I relocate them outside, using a cup and cardboard.

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby

Stir fry

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Any spiders I see in the house I catch with a glass and piece of card and throw them over into next doors garden

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Call someone else to come and remove them and take them outside.

Usually it's someone else in the house but I have been known to call someone to call my uncle to come and save me from any kind of spider in the house

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any spiders I see in the house I catch with a glass and piece of card and throw them over into next doors garden "

Ahhh that’s why I keep seeing them in my garden

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get Mr J to come retrieve it and throw the bastard outside

Miss S x

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