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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My cock is bigger than your cock

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"My cock is bigger than your cock

"
mine gets up really early and crows

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By *rivervaderMan over a year ago

bolton

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Have you been looking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock is the biggest.

Fact!

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Mine's 5ft6 and can be a proper *huge* cock at times. So ner

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever. "

I really really want one!! But they're just too pricey

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mine's 5ft6 and can be a proper *huge* cock at times. So ner

Mine has 17 inches on yours

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By *ub_boiMan over a year ago

manchester

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

mine gets up really early and crows"

Noisy fecker

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Have you been looking"

Nah... I'm just guessing.

(Don't tell anyone, but I don't actually have a cock)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock is bigger than your cock

I believe you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is the biggest.

Fact!"

And now I need to compare

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Don't blush.

Cos it isn't size that matters

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

I believe you

That's because you like to back me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever. "

That’ll get you fired up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm only after a woman who measures everything in cm.

Better for my ego.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Its not the size, its what you do with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock is the biggest.

Fact!

And now I need to compare"
you show me yours. I’ll show you mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock is bigger than your cock

I believe you

That's because you like to back me up

I’d do more than that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck off. Mine is HUGE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck off. Minge is HUGE"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock is bigger than your cock

mine gets up really early and crows

Noisy fecker"

Farewell innocence...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

That’ll get you fired up

SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT

Don't set a dildo on fire before sticking it in your box.

You're welcome

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm only after a woman who measures everything in cm.

Better for my ego."

My tape measure has metric and imperial

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By *alshieMan over a year ago

South East

Always told mines ample but is it ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you trying to imply men are worried/ concerned about the size of their cocks?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

mine gets up really early and crows

Noisy fecker

Farewell innocence..."

I'm innocent!

Cockerels aren't uninnocent making

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan over a year ago

Little clacton

My hands are very very small

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My hands are very very small "

Watch out Beadle’s about.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Its not the size, its what you do with it

Use it as an alarm clock?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever. "

I must not Google that.

I must not ...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is the biggest.

Fact!

And now I need to compareyou show me yours. I’ll show you mine"

Come here and say that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock is the biggest.

Fact!

And now I need to compareyou show me yours. I’ll show you mine

Come here and say that

On my way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock hangs only 1 inch....

From the ground

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

I must not Google that.

I must not ...

Mr"

It's a brand. But they do make a dragon Dragon Dildo.

Apparently.

Mtm2 told me

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By *8v3nCouple over a year ago

Coventry

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

That’ll get you fired up

SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT

Don't set a dildo on fire before sticking it in your box.

You're welcome

You’re so talon-ted

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

I believe you

That's because you like to back me up

I’d do more than that

Promises promises

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Fuck off. Mine is HUGE"

You do have a substantial cock...

Useful for gaps I hear

(Luv ooo)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Always told mines ample but is it ???"

Dunno. Probably depends on the person receiving it... cos we are all different

(Haven't looked btw)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck off. Minge is HUGE

Ha, had you all fooled didn’t I

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Are you trying to imply men are worried/ concerned about the size of their cocks?"

Me?

Noooooooooooooooooo

Not even a little.

I'm just boasting about my fowl

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My hands are very very small "

I've heard that can be useful...

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I adjust mine depending on my mood

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is the biggest.

Fact!

And now I need to compareyou show me yours. I’ll show you mine

Come here and say that

On my way

Smooth talker

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock hangs only 1 inch....

From the ground

So... if I lay on the ground... ooh.

This idea has an up side.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lol

My comedy genius is appreciated.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock hangs only 1 inch....

From the ground

So... if I lay on the ground... ooh.

This idea has an up side."
i could drag it over you like a slug going for his dinner

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

That’ll get you fired up

SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT

Don't set a dildo on fire before sticking it in your box.

You're welcome

You’re so talon-ted

I'm on fire baby

(This is how I know it is dangerous)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I adjust mine depending on my mood

Go go Gadget wang!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock hangs only 1 inch....

From the ground

So... if I lay on the ground... ooh.

This idea has an up side.i could drag it over you like a slug going for his dinner

Hmm.

Suddenly it got less sexy...

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By *acktinyMan over a year ago

bridgnorth

Don’t take much to be bigger than me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock is bigger than your cock

mine gets up really early and crows

Noisy fecker

Farewell innocence...

I'm innocent!

Cockerels aren't uninnocent making

They're not? So if I allow one into my secret cavern, I will still be an innocent?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Don’t take much to be bigger than me"

All it takes is one extra millimetre. Technically less than that but it gets hard to measure.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

mine gets up really early and crows

Noisy fecker

Farewell innocence...

I'm innocent!

Cockerels aren't uninnocent making

They're not? So if I allow one into my secret cavern, I will still be an innocent?"

Yes!

Invite the cockerel into your cavern

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t take much to be bigger than me"

^Cock sighs.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Don’t take much to be bigger than me

^Cock sighs."

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

the cock crow's every morning cock I do ladoo cuckoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock is bigger than your cock

mine gets up really early and crows

Noisy fecker

Farewell innocence...

I'm innocent!

Cockerels aren't uninnocent making

They're not? So if I allow one into my secret cavern, I will still be an innocent?

Yes!

Invite the cockerel into your cavern

perhaps more than one

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"the cock crow's every morning cock I do ladoo cuckoo "

You have a noisy one too?

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan over a year ago

Little clacton

"My hands are very very small

Watch out Beadle’s about."

I want to say I am too young to know what you mean,But I cannot

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

mine gets up really early and crows

Noisy fecker

Farewell innocence...

I'm innocent!

Cockerels aren't uninnocent making

They're not? So if I allow one into my secret cavern, I will still be an innocent?

Yes!

Invite the cockerel into your cavern

perhaps more than one"

I've heard of a lady who once took 3 in her cavern at once. I think it had a couple of different passages though

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Its not the size, its what you do with it

Use it as an alarm clock?"

I was thinking more along the lines of a hammer, but you do you

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I adjust mine depending on my mood

Go go Gadget wang!

Got them hidden under my trilby

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Its not the size, its what you do with it

Use it as an alarm clock?

I was thinking more along the lines of a hammer, but you do you

Poor cock! You're mean to your fowl

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I adjust mine depending on my mood

Go go Gadget wang!

Got them hidden under my trilby

I just did such a sexy snort...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock hangs only 1 inch....

From the ground

So... if I lay on the ground... ooh.

This idea has an up side.i could drag it over you like a slug going for his dinner

Hmm.

Suddenly it got less sexy...

"
i call it the slimer move

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"My hands are very very small

I've heard that can be useful..."

Especially if he uses his strong hand

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

I will throw my huge Rooster in the ring......

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock hangs only 1 inch....

From the ground

So... if I lay on the ground... ooh.

This idea has an up side.i could drag it over you like a slug going for his dinner

Hmm.

Suddenly it got less sexy...

i call it the slimer move

Oooft?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My hands are very very small

I've heard that can be useful...

Especially if he uses his strong hand

I feel like anything I add to this may ruin my sweet and innocent soul

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Its not the size, its what you do with it

Use it as an alarm clock?

I was thinking more along the lines of a hammer, but you do you

Poor cock! You're mean to your fowl"

I keep hearing people tell me I’m mean.

Still don’t get why though

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I will throw my huge Rooster in the ring......"

Has he a large and low hanging wattle?

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"the cock crow's every morning cock I do ladoo cuckoo

You have a noisy one too?

Not just the one

but I'm happy with the one I have which you could have too

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Its not the size, its what you do with it

Use it as an alarm clock?

I was thinking more along the lines of a hammer, but you do you

Poor cock! You're mean to your fowl

I keep hearing people tell me I’m mean.

Still don’t get why though

Meanie

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"the cock crow's every morning cock I do ladoo cuckoo

You have a noisy one too?

Not just the one

but I'm happy with the one I have which you could have too

Is it just a morning one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock is bigger than your cock

mine gets up really early and crows

Noisy fecker

Farewell innocence...

I'm innocent!

Cockerels aren't uninnocent making

They're not? So if I allow one into my secret cavern, I will still be an innocent?

Yes!

Invite the cockerel into your cavern

perhaps more than one

I've heard of a lady who once took 3 in her cavern at once. I think it had a couple of different passages though"

Oh my! In my angelic naivety, I cannot imagine how. Can you?

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

"I will throw my huge Rooster in the ring......

Has he a large and low hanging wattle?

I will go and check.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My hands are very very small

Watch out Beadle’s about.

I want to say I am too young to know what you mean,But I cannot

I’m younger and I can remember Jeremy very well. Does this mean I’m old?

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By *ammo89Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Not more competition? Already have it bad enough competing against human penises

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Its not the size, its what you do with it

Use it as an alarm clock?

I was thinking more along the lines of a hammer, but you do you

Poor cock! You're mean to your fowl

I keep hearing people tell me I’m mean.

Still don’t get why though

Meanie

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

[Removed by poster at 03/08/22 20:07:18]

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

mine gets up really early and crows

Noisy fecker

Farewell innocence...

I'm innocent!

Cockerels aren't uninnocent making

They're not? So if I allow one into my secret cavern, I will still be an innocent?

Yes!

Invite the cockerel into your cavern

perhaps more than one

I've heard of a lady who once took 3 in her cavern at once. I think it had a couple of different passages though

Oh my! In my angelic naivety, I cannot imagine how. Can you? "

I have no idea. 'Twas merely a rumour I heard. I didn't like to ask cos I didnt want to be corrupted

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"the cock crow's every morning cock I do ladoo cuckoo

You have a noisy one too?

Not just the one

but I'm happy with the one I have which you could have too

Is it just a morning one?"

The morning one behaves unable to provide further details on the rest

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I will throw my huge Rooster in the ring......

Has he a large and low hanging wattle?

I will go and check.....

Please do report back

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My hands are very very small

Watch out Beadle’s about.

I want to say I am too young to know what you mean,But I cannot

I’m younger and I can remember Jeremy very well. Does this mean I’m old?

Yes

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

There was two men of Devices

Who's cocks were both different sizes

One was so small it was no use at all

The other won a great many prizes

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

"I will throw my huge Rooster in the ring......

Has he a large and low hanging wattle?

I will go and check.....

Please do report back

I can confirm he does....

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

"There was two men of Devices

Who's cocks were both different sizes

One was so small it was no use at all

The other won a great many prizes "

Devizes

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Not more competition? Already have it bad enough competing against human penises

There is no competition... because bigger isn't necessarily better.

I was merely stating a fact in the OP

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

I beg to differ

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"[Removed by poster at 03/08/22 20:07:18]"

Where did your cock go?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"the cock crow's every morning cock I do ladoo cuckoo

You have a noisy one too?

Not just the one

but I'm happy with the one I have which you could have too

Is it just a morning one?

The morning one behaves unable to provide further details on the rest

Behaves well or behaves badly?

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"[Removed by poster at 03/08/22 20:07:18]

Where did your cock go?

I hid it somewhere

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By *he Gentleman CallerMan over a year ago

Southampton

I bet you say that to ALL the hens;-

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I beg to differ "

Honey... you never need to beg

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I will throw my huge Rooster in the ring......

Has he a large and low hanging wattle?

I will go and check.....

Please do report back

I can confirm he does....

Golly

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"There was two men of Devices

Who's cocks were both different sizes

One was so small it was no use at all

The other won a great many prizes

Devizes "

that's so very apt!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

The cock I keep at home is..... ample

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"[Removed by poster at 03/08/22 20:07:18]

Where did your cock go?

I hid it somewhere

Ooooooooh can I play?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I bet you say that to ALL the hens;-"

Actually... I do

Was announced over the PA system and everything

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The cock I keep at home is..... ample

And your work one?

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"The cock I keep at home is..... ample

I read that as apple. I thought I'd drifted into a pie thread by mistake

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"My hands are very very small

I've heard that can be useful...

Especially if he uses his strong hand

I feel like anything I add to this may ruin my sweet and innocent soul

*cough* excuse me while I ch#ke on my tea

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My hands are very very small

I've heard that can be useful...

Especially if he uses his strong hand

I feel like anything I add to this may ruin my sweet and innocent soul

*cough* excuse me while I ch#ke on my tea"

Don't do that! That's dangerous!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"The cock I keep at home is..... ample

And your work one?

It's strikingly similar

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The cock I keep at home is..... ample

And your work one?

It's strikingly similar

My my... this is a huge surprise

Or should I say... ample

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"The cock I keep at home is..... ample

And your work one?

It's strikingly similar

My my... this is a huge surprise

Or should I say... ample

You're right about the huge surprise

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The cock I keep at home is..... ample

And your work one?

It's strikingly similar

My my... this is a huge surprise

Or should I say... ample

You're right about the huge surprise

Show off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock is bigger than your cock

mine gets up really early and crows

Noisy fecker

Farewell innocence...

I'm innocent!

Cockerels aren't uninnocent making

They're not? So if I allow one into my secret cavern, I will still be an innocent?

Yes!

Invite the cockerel into your cavern

perhaps more than one

I've heard of a lady who once took 3 in her cavern at once. I think it had a couple of different passages though

Oh my! In my angelic naivety, I cannot imagine how. Can you?

I have no idea. 'Twas merely a rumour I heard. I didn't like to ask cos I didnt want to be corrupted

Of course not, the entire forum wants to protect your innocence I am very sure

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"the cock crow's every morning cock I do ladoo cuckoo

You have a noisy one too?

Not just the one

but I'm happy with the one I have which you could have too

Is it just a morning one?

The morning one behaves unable to provide further details on the rest

Behaves well or behaves badly?

Great in achieving both as good as it gets without blowing my own trumpet

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

mine gets up really early and crows

Noisy fecker

Farewell innocence...

I'm innocent!

Cockerels aren't uninnocent making

They're not? So if I allow one into my secret cavern, I will still be an innocent?

Yes!

Invite the cockerel into your cavern

perhaps more than one

I've heard of a lady who once took 3 in her cavern at once. I think it had a couple of different passages though

Oh my! In my angelic naivety, I cannot imagine how. Can you?

I have no idea. 'Twas merely a rumour I heard. I didn't like to ask cos I didnt want to be corrupted

Of course not, the entire forum wants to protect your innocence I am very sure"

They do.

Because I'm so very important and they all care deeply about my innocence

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"the cock crow's every morning cock I do ladoo cuckoo

You have a noisy one too?

Not just the one

but I'm happy with the one I have which you could have too

Is it just a morning one?

The morning one behaves unable to provide further details on the rest

Behaves well or behaves badly?

Great in achieving both as good as it gets without blowing my own trumpet

I don't have a trumpet of my very own to blow

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Nora got your password again?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Nora got your password again?

Nope. This is All Me

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Nora got your password again?

Nope. This is All Me

So you want dick pics to your inbox to compare right?

That’s what I got from reading between the lines

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Nora got your password again?

Nope. This is All Me

So you want dick pics to your inbox to compare right?

That’s what I got from reading between the lines"

Erm

Meh... I haven't been in there for a while so I'm not really fussed

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Nora got your password again?

Nope. This is All Me

So you want dick pics to your inbox to compare right?

That’s what I got from reading between the lines

Erm

Meh... I haven't been in there for a while so I'm not really fussed

That’s a definite yes!! You know what to do fella’s

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Nora got your password again?

Nope. This is All Me

So you want dick pics to your inbox to compare right?

That’s what I got from reading between the lines

Erm

Meh... I haven't been in there for a while so I'm not really fussed

That’s a definite yes!! You know what to do fella’s

I rarely get messages anyway. I think they've realised I don't look...

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By *ausage1970Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Life is full of cocks

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"the cock crow's every morning cock I do ladoo cuckoo

You have a noisy one too?

Not just the one

but I'm happy with the one I have which you could have too

Is it just a morning one?

The morning one behaves unable to provide further details on the rest

Behaves well or behaves badly?

Great in achieving both as good as it gets without blowing my own trumpet

I don't have a trumpet of my very own to blow

I'll courier you one of my spare ones

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"the cock crow's every morning cock I do ladoo cuckoo

You have a noisy one too?

Not just the one

but I'm happy with the one I have which you could have too

Is it just a morning one?

The morning one behaves unable to provide further details on the rest

Behaves well or behaves badly?

Great in achieving both as good as it gets without blowing my own trumpet

I don't have a trumpet of my very own to blow

Catch 22 I don't have a blower

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Life is full of cocks

You live on a farm too?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"the cock crow's every morning cock I do ladoo cuckoo

You have a noisy one too?

Not just the one

but I'm happy with the one I have which you could have too

Is it just a morning one?

The morning one behaves unable to provide further details on the rest

Behaves well or behaves badly?

Great in achieving both as good as it gets without blowing my own trumpet

I don't have a trumpet of my very own to blow

I'll courier you one of my spare ones

You're too good to me.

I only need it for the next 13 days... then I'll be ok for a bit

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"the cock crow's every morning cock I do ladoo cuckoo

You have a noisy one too?

Not just the one

but I'm happy with the one I have which you could have too

Is it just a morning one?

The morning one behaves unable to provide further details on the rest

Behaves well or behaves badly?

Great in achieving both as good as it gets without blowing my own trumpet

I don't have a trumpet of my very own to blow

Catch 22 I don't have a blower

Ooooh.

This is interesting...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is the smallest on fab….

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mine is the smallest on fab…."

Prove it

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By *ammo89Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Mine is the smallest on fab…."

I mean, I'm on fab, so I doubt it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine is the smallest on fab….

I mean, I'm on fab, so I doubt it

HOUSE!

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever. "

Any cock is obsolete after you have used one of those

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By *ammo89Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

Any cock is obsolete after you have used one of those

Welcome to my world

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

Any cock is obsolete after you have used one of those

Welcome to my world

I'm happy with my size Cammo, if I see someone using one of those though, I'm definitely out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

Any cock is obsolete after you have used one of those

Welcome to my world

Have you got a small cock? You never mention it?

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

Any cock is obsolete after you have used one of those

Welcome to my world

Get yourself a strapon or sheathe

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mine is the smallest on fab….

I mean, I'm on fab, so I doubt it

Have you got some kind of issue with your cock size?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

Any cock is obsolete after you have used one of those

Welcome to my world

I'm happy with my size Cammo, if I see someone using one of those though, I'm definitely out"

I only want one as an ornament

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By *ammo89Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

Any cock is obsolete after you have used one of those

Welcome to my world

Get yourself a strapon or sheathe

I would use a sleeve if I ever got a proper meet

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

Any cock is obsolete after you have used one of those

Welcome to my world

Get yourself a strapon or sheathe

I would use a sleeve if I ever got a proper meet

I really hope the people you've met don't read the forum...

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Does yours poke out of your pants too?

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

Any cock is obsolete after you have used one of those

Welcome to my world

Get yourself a strapon or sheathe

I would use a sleeve if I ever got a proper meet

I really hope the people you've met don't read the forum..."

Yup I agree!

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Years ago one of my neighbours used to have a Duck called Quackers (I shit you not....) Hew as a big fucker - always doin' the "great escape" minus the little motor bike.

Sadly they got old & died & Quackers probably became a Crispy Asian meal.

Does that count?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Does yours poke out of your pants too?

Not usually...

I feel like I need one that does

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

Any cock is obsolete after you have used one of those

Welcome to my world

Get yourself a strapon or sheathe

I would use a sleeve if I ever got a proper meet

I really hope the people you've met don't read the forum...

Yup I agree! "

Hey there cutie...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Years ago one of my neighbours used to have a Duck called Quackers (I shit you not....) Hew as a big fucker - always doin' the "great escape" minus the little motor bike.

Sadly they got old & died & Quackers probably became a Crispy Asian meal.

Does that count?

Hmmm... I don't know. You're kinda mixing your bird life here.

I'll consider it.

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"My cock is bigger than your cock

So what? My boobs are bigger than your boobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock is bigger than your cock

My cock a-doodles before your cock

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

So what? My boobs are bigger than your boobs

Prove it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

My cock a-doodles before your cock "

Your cock can draw?!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Probably but I've had hot cock this evening have you ??

And Legs and Breast

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Probably but I've had hot cock this evening have you ??

And Legs and Breast

Was it part of a pornado bonanza?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Probably but I've had hot cock this evening have you ??

And Legs and Breast

Pervert

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Probably but I've had hot cock this evening have you ??

And Legs and Breast

Was it part of a pornado bonanza?"

Oh ffs

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Probably but I've had hot cock this evening have you ??

And Legs and Breast

Was it part of a pornado bonanza?"

I've missed you

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

Any cock is obsolete after you have used one of those

Welcome to my world

Get yourself a strapon or sheathe

I would use a sleeve if I ever got a proper meet

I really hope the people you've met don't read the forum...

Yup I agree!

Hey there cutie...

Hello miss sunshine

your cock may be bigger but right now my hair is a massive floof ball of frizz

I don’t even know how to tame it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Probably but I've had hot cock this evening have you ??

And Legs and Breast

Was it part of a pornado bonanza?

I've missed you

Aw ... and me you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

Any cock is obsolete after you have used one of those

Welcome to my world

Get yourself a strapon or sheathe

I would use a sleeve if I ever got a proper meet

I really hope the people you've met don't read the forum...

Yup I agree!

Hey there cutie...

Hello miss sunshine

your cock may be bigger but right now my hair is a massive floof ball of frizz

I don’t even know how to tame it

How about if I help with the hair... and you help with the cock?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Probably but I've had hot cock this evening have you ??

And Legs and Breast

Was it part of a pornado bonanza?

I've missed you

Aw ... and me you

I don't think Grumps really missed either of us.

He was too busy checking email addresses...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Probably but I've had hot cock this evening have you ??

And Legs and Breast

Was it part of a pornado bonanza?

I've missed you

Aw ... and me you

I missed her too until approximately 2 minutes ago

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Probably but I've had hot cock this evening have you ??

And Legs and Breast

Was it part of a pornado bonanza?

Oh ffs

Just when you thought you were safe.....

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By *riel13Woman over a year ago

Northampton

I have 3 to choose from so you could be right about at least one of them

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Probably but I've had hot cock this evening have you ??

And Legs and Breast

Was it part of a pornado bonanza?

I've missed you

Aw ... and me you

I missed her too until approximately 2 minutes ago

Well... if you will wang your wang into random boxes... you will never hear the end of it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Probably but I've had hot cock this evening have you ??

And Legs and Breast

Was it part of a pornado bonanza?

I've missed you

Aw ... and me you

I don't think Grumps really missed either of us.

He was too busy checking email addresses..."

See what friends and family that hadn't disowned him?

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By *yourselfMan over a year ago

Heworth

Mine is 6ft4, ohh that's me

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By *0IAN00Man over a year ago

Dumfries & Galloway

My cock is big ,it may not the biggest but it's a grafter !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Probably but I've had hot cock this evening have you ??

And Legs and Breast

Was it part of a pornado bonanza?

I've missed you

Aw ... and me you

I missed her too until approximately 2 minutes ago

Well... if you will wang your wang into random boxes... you will never hear the end of it"

I'm going UNLOS

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Probably but I've had hot cock this evening have you ??

And Legs and Breast

Was it part of a pornado bonanza?

I've missed you

Aw ... and me you

I don't think Grumps really missed either of us.

He was too busy checking email addresses...

See what friends and family that hadn't disowned him?"

Long story that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cock is bigger than your cock

My cock a-doodles before your cock

Your cock can draw?!

No he just wakes up before everyone else

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My cock is bigger than your cock

Probably but I've had hot cock this evening have you ??

And Legs and Breast

Was it part of a pornado bonanza?

I've missed you

Aw ... and me you

I don't think Grumps really missed either of us.

He was too busy checking email addresses...

See what friends and family that hadn't disowned him?

Long story that

Not that long.

You sent them all porn. They disowned you... apart from the perverts. And now you're stuck with us

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By *ave1976XXXMan over a year ago

newmarket

Love my cock and it’s size

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By *ammo89Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

Any cock is obsolete after you have used one of those

Welcome to my world

Get yourself a strapon or sheathe

I would use a sleeve if I ever got a proper meet

I really hope the people you've met don't read the forum..."

Why not? They could tell you themselves how gross I am

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Love my cock and it’s size"

There should be more of this

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

love my cock its my best friend,,

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

Any cock is obsolete after you have used one of those

Welcome to my world

Get yourself a strapon or sheathe

I would use a sleeve if I ever got a proper meet

I really hope the people you've met don't read the forum...

Why not? They could tell you themselves how gross I am

give it a rest

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've just been looking at dragon dildos so soon mine will be the biggest ever.

Any cock is obsolete after you have used one of those

Welcome to my world

Get yourself a strapon or sheathe

I would use a sleeve if I ever got a proper meet

I really hope the people you've met don't read the forum...

Why not? They could tell you themselves how gross I am

Because you've implied that none of them were a "proper meet". If I were one of them I'd be offended by that, and would likely not be repeating the experience.

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