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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does that mean we have the right to demand tight pussies and perky tits then??
Let me know how that works out for you op  "
Fuck all works, beauty of looking like a bleached shrek  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can demand what you wish, I do have have a question. How do we measure our tightness? See if we can crush some nuts perhaps "
Squeeze the batteries out of a sky remote |
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"You can demand what you wish, I do have have a question. How do we measure our tightness? See if we can crush some nuts perhaps
can you peel a grape without using your hands? "
Hmmm doubt it, maybe a cantaloupe  |
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"You can demand what you wish, I do have have a question. How do we measure our tightness? See if we can crush some nuts perhaps
Squeeze the batteries out of a sky remote "
I think the batteries may get lost |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can demand what you wish, I do have have a question. How do we measure our tightness? See if we can crush some nuts perhaps
Squeeze the batteries out of a sky remote
I think the batteries may get lost
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And there's your tightness answer right there then |
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"You can demand what you wish, I do have have a question. How do we measure our tightness? See if we can crush some nuts perhaps
can you peel a grape without using your hands?
Hmmm doubt it, maybe a cantaloupe "
 you have a poachers pocket, telling! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I misread the title 'all these woman asking for big socks'
Oooh yeah, gotta get me some big socks 
You know what they say about men with big feet…"
I wouldn't possibly know, I just want the socks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I misread the title 'all these woman asking for big socks'
Oooh yeah, gotta get me some big socks
Here is some big socks for you. "
Thems are the best socks! Fluffy as well you lucky lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I misread the title 'all these woman asking for big socks'
Oooh yeah, gotta get me some big socks
You know what they say about men with big feet…
I wouldn't possibly know, I just want the socks "
I can’t help you. I’ve got average feet and most of my socks are odd  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d fuck a bowl of custard if it said yes.
Video or it didn't happen !!
I’ll turn the sound all the way up too.
Is this like ASMR? "
I had to Google that  . I’ll DM you the sound file now.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They can want whatever they want, as can I.
I block acronyms that allude to wanting that experience, among others, so I've set my preferences and filters enough for me to enjoy those whom I connect with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyhoo, who decided what is or isn't big..
Just asking"
I guess if it's on par with a maggot it's small and if its on par with an elephant trunk I guess it's big 
Miss S x |
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Brilliant post! Laughed so much reading. I have tight pussy but unfortunately not much going on in the boob area.hahaha
This is why we love forums,feeling shitty and this has just perked me right up!
Have a great night guys.
J x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does that mean we have the right to demand tight pussies and perky tits then??
Let me know how that works out for you op
Fuck all works, beauty of looking like a bleached shrek "
Your smiley bed pic is fantastic!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Brilliant post! Laughed so much reading. I have tight pussy but unfortunately not much going on in the boob area.hahaha
This is why we love forums,feeling shitty and this has just perked me right up!
Have a great night guys.
J x "
Finally someone gets it and not on a high horse. Thankyou! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can ask for whatever you want. If you're sending out messages you can probably see who has the boobs, so you just have to ask for their pussy size.
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Imagine that, " here love, is it like a mouses ear or an empty headlock?" I reckon you would rather get an anonymous dick pic |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"You can ask for whatever you want. If you're sending out messages you can probably see who has the boobs, so you just have to ask for their pussy size.
Imagine that, " here love, is it like a mouses ear or an empty headlock?" I reckon you would rather get an anonymous dick pic"
We measure you know. We all know how tight we are, we like to keep you guessing.
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"You can ask for whatever you want. If you're sending out messages you can probably see who has the boobs, so you just have to ask for their pussy size.
Imagine that, " here love, is it like a mouses ear or an empty headlock?" I reckon you would rather get an anonymous dick pic"
An empty headlock!!!!
Hahahaha. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can ask for whatever you want. If you're sending out messages you can probably see who has the boobs, so you just have to ask for their pussy size.
Imagine that, " here love, is it like a mouses ear or an empty headlock?" I reckon you would rather get an anonymous dick pic
We measure you know. We all know how tight we are, we like to keep you guessing.
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Thanks for the heads up lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does that mean we have the right to demand tight pussies and perky tits then??"
They're all making pies out of them, nothing more. You should be grateful for the narrow escape (pun intended ). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All these requirements before people even lool past the physical turns me off anyway...
Of they want to feel like a drainpipe being violated by a snooker queue thats their perogative!
Feel like fab and sex has got far too serious - miss the carry on style slap and tickle of more care free attitudes...although tgat prob explains why im getting none! ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All these requirements before people even look past the physical turns me off anyway...
If they want to feel like a drainpipe being violated by a snooker cue thats their perogative!
Feel like fab and sex has got far too serious - miss the carry on style slap and tickle of more care free attitudes...although that prob explains why im getting none! ??"
Sorry; the spelling mistakes on that! |
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"All these requirements before people even look past the physical turns me off anyway...
If they want to feel like a drainpipe being violated by a snooker cue thats their perogative!
Feel like fab and sex has got far too serious - miss the carry on style slap and tickle of more care free attitudes...although that prob explains why im getting none! ??
Sorry; the spelling mistakes on that! "
Oooooooh I say. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You have the right to go for what you want in a woman thats kind of the point and the mistake many fellas make they dont believe they get to choose too and lack the patience to be selective in who they want |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All these requirements before people even lool past the physical turns me off anyway...
Of they want to feel like a drainpipe being violated by a snooker queue thats their perogative!
Feel like fab and sex has got far too serious - miss the carry on style slap and tickle of more care free attitudes...although tgat prob explains why im getting none! ??"
If people are just here for a fuck, surely the physical is all that’s required?
Unless you want a relationship or a regular fwb, it seems almost irrelevant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All these requirements before people even lool past the physical turns me off anyway...
Of they want to feel like a drainpipe being violated by a snooker queue thats their perogative!
Feel like fab and sex has got far too serious - miss the carry on style slap and tickle of more care free attitudes...although tgat prob explains why im getting none! ??"
Nowt like sex that makes you a bit sore. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t think women are “demanding big dicks” but it’s reasonable to expect a guy to maintain an erection. If you really want the truth, ask a gay or bisexual man. "
Do you tend to find gay/bi men seek bigger cocks? Genuine Q |
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"Don’t think women are “demanding big dicks” but it’s reasonable to expect a guy to maintain an erection. If you really want the truth, ask a gay or bisexual man.
Do you tend to find gay/bi men seek bigger cocks? Genuine Q"
They absolutely do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does that mean we have the right to demand tight pussies and perky tits then??"
Yes. If you wan’t to speak to those who demanded.
Or, move away from that type of vibe, and try and talk to people who don’t put your cock as the most important thing about you.
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"I just want a woman with a pussy tight enough to unscrew a jam jar who can suck start my motorbike and has very little moral fibre and incredibly low standards in men…. 
Should be your new wrong status..."
Dam straight Damselfly !! I shall get to work on it xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just want a woman with a pussy tight enough to unscrew a jam jar who can suck start my motorbike and has very little moral fibre and incredibly low standards in men….
Should be your new wrong status...
Dam straight Damselfly !! I shall get to work on it xxx "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d fuck a bowl of custard if it said yes.
Well I'm fucking dis -custard "
I actually forgot I originally posted that .
I’m lucky that deserts can’t say no  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you have a big dick, then every pussy is a tight pussy
Underrated comment"
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that.” |
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"If you have a big dick, then every pussy is a tight pussy
Underrated comment"
Seeing as babies are birthed from vaginas, and I'm not aware of any penii that are as big as, or bigger, than the average newborn baby, I'm going to call foul on this concept!
Vaginas are designed to stretch and then go back to their regular size. |
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"Vaginas are designed to stretch and then go back to their regular size.
Yes but not as much as you might think, given the number of tears and incisions resulting from Childbirth. "
You are preaching to the converted on that one, I've had surgery and have permanent injury from childbirth.
However, the idea that a large penis will automatically "fill" a vagina and feel very tight, is bobbins, because vaginas can stretch comfortably far beyond the girth of even the most enormous penis. |
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"However, the idea that a large penis will automatically "fill" a vagina and feel very tight, is bobbins, because vaginas can stretch comfortably far beyond the girth of even the most enormous penis."
Yes but the point is that at least it stands a chance of touching the sides.
I can’t understand this obsession with “tightness”, it just makes things difficult. I have to assume it’s coming from men with very narrow penises. |
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"However, the idea that a large penis will automatically "fill" a vagina and feel very tight, is bobbins, because vaginas can stretch comfortably far beyond the girth of even the most enormous penis.
Yes but the point is that at least it stands a chance of touching the sides.
I can’t understand this obsession with “tightness”, it just makes things difficult. I have to assume it’s coming from men with very narrow penises. "
Are there really many situations where the penis is not touching the sides?! I dunno.
Anyway, it's pretty stretchy, so I doubt mega penises are going to necessarily feel "tight" inside, especially if there's plenty of foreplay and the woman is relaxed, well lubricated etc. |
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"However, the idea that a large penis will automatically "fill" a vagina and feel very tight, is bobbins, because vaginas can stretch comfortably far beyond the girth of even the most enormous penis.
Yes but the point is that at least it stands a chance of touching the sides.
I can’t understand this obsession with “tightness”, it just makes things difficult. I have to assume it’s coming from men with very narrow penises.
Are there really many situations where the penis is not touching the sides?! I dunno.
Anyway, it's pretty stretchy, so I doubt mega penises are going to necessarily feel "tight" inside, especially if there's plenty of foreplay and the woman is relaxed, well lubricated etc. "
All these poor women with tampons just falling right out |
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