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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Reports from the Dorset Chief of Police that a man with a cricket bat attacked a seagull which later had to be put down. They think the man was a South African which is a country in Africa. The motive is unknown. Another attack on a seagull. What's going on here guys..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm liking the "which is a place in Africa".
The Alabama one wasn't the first but it got so many bites it just had to be used again. 10/10 - I expect this to become a new regular feature please and will be disappointed if it doesn't.
Mr
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"I'm liking the "which is a place in Africa".
The Alabama one wasn't the first but it got so many bites it just had to be used again. 10/10 - I expect this to become a new regular feature please and will be disappointed if it doesn't.
Mr
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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"Reports from the Dorset Chief of Police that a man with a cricket bat attacked a seagull which later had to be put down. They think the man was a South African which is a country in Africa. The motive is unknown. Another attack on a seagull. What's going on here guys..
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The "Sun" had a go slow news day?   |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"This south African guy actually took a cricket bat to the seagull but we don't know the full story yet.. what did the seagull do to annoy the cricketer
Pood on his whites"
We don't know lacey but Tom is keeping his eyes and ears open. Some people are quick to judge |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
"Reports from the Dorset Chief of Police that a man with a cricket bat attacked a seagull which later had to be put down. They think the man was a South African which is a country in Africa. The motive is unknown. Another attack on a seagull. What's going on here guys..
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More of this needed.
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It's a good luck tradition in South Africa to hit a Seagull with a cricket bat during the cricket season.
In the winter they use a rugby ball.
Seagulls hate humans they want us off their beaches.
One nicked my rum n raisen ice cream on St Ives beach. Revenge for the 3 mackeral I caught on a fishing trip there. |
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"Oh, I was thinking more fruit bat than cricket bat. I was trying to figure put how a bat managed to take out a seagull!"
As was I. I was imagining an epic aerial battle between a fulmar and a pippestrel |
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"Oh, I was thinking more fruit bat than cricket bat. I was trying to figure put how a bat managed to take out a seagull!
As was I. I was imagining an epic aerial battle between a fulmar and a pippestrel "
I was picturing one of those bats from Stranger Things. I bet a few of those in a city would sort out those pesky pigeons  |
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