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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
It has come to my attention* that some people (who shall remain nameless but will no doubt out themselves on this thread) are non believers.
That is, they do not believe that I am sweet and innocent 
So... I need y'all. You believe me, don't you!! I mean, it is totally true n evryfink 
Rally to my support men and women folk of the lounge... clear my name for I AM sweet and innocent dammit! (Which is why I'm here and clearly why y'all find me so irresistible)
What say you?
* This is absolutely a total attention seeking post but also I'M SWEET AND INNOCENT |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I can't do it.
I'm really sorry but I just can't.
Lying's not in my nature.
So I'm sorry to whomever this shocks but.....you are angelic, Madame "
I knew I could rely on you |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"You’re an angel
Pffft... So was Lucifer 
He was sweet and innocent. Circumstances changed him. He got a rough ride 
A roughy ride eh? Some angels get all the luck  "
You know it baby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’re an angel
Pffft... So was Lucifer
He was sweet and innocent. Circumstances changed him. He got a rough ride "
Ok, I'm convinced. You are are sweet and innocent you poor thing  |
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"...Rally to my support men and women folk of the lounge.."
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Have you already forgotten?!?...you ARE the Fab Mayor after all. There was a thread about this earlier in the year. You were voted. You are the incumbent.
You're pop'lar.  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"You’re an angel
Pffft... So was Lucifer
He was sweet and innocent. Circumstances changed him. He got a rough ride
Ok, I'm convinced. You are are sweet and innocent you poor thing "
I knew I liked you |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...Rally to my support men and women folk of the lounge..
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Have you already forgotten?!?...you ARE the Fab Mayor after all. There was a thread about this earlier in the year. You were voted. You are the incumbent.
You're pop'lar. "
I may be paraphrasing... but you said I'm sweet n innocent, right...? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm just glad to see you back
P.S .. You are sweet and innocent   "
Exactly.
And you just like to see my back cos you're looking at my butt
Oh. Wait. Oops. I read that wrong. Sorry |
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"...Rally to my support men and women folk of the lounge..
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Have you already forgotten?!?...you ARE the Fab Mayor after all. There was a thread about this earlier in the year. You were voted. You are the incumbent.
You're pop'lar.
I may be paraphrasing... but you said I'm sweet n innocent, right...?"
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I didn't say that but I'll take the credit notwithstanding. You are paraphrasing.
Yeah, you're sweet. You're sucrose. I have my dentist on a retainer. And it's all because of you.  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"...Rally to my support men and women folk of the lounge..
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Have you already forgotten?!?...you ARE the Fab Mayor after all. There was a thread about this earlier in the year. You were voted. You are the incumbent.
You're pop'lar.
I may be paraphrasing... but you said I'm sweet n innocent, right...?
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I didn't say that but I'll take the credit notwithstanding. You are paraphrasing.
Yeah, you're sweet. You're sucrose. I have my dentist on a retainer. And it's all because of you. "
Dentists are good people. You should have done that anyway |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Absolutely filthy. Stop asking me to send dick pics 
That was Nora. She hacked my account just for that purpose
Ahhh crafty one she is  "
She pretends she doesn't like a willy pic... but really she is all over them |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm the sweet and innocent one
Um.
Erm.
Errrrrrrm.
You are too
Not an impure word has ever crossed my lips.... "
Ok. I'm torn. Do I reply with....
"The bottom lips... this is probably true. The top lips... um... I plead the fifth"
Or...
"That's why you never disagree when people say you're talking out of your arse"
Or...
"You type them instead"
Or...
"I know. Cos sweet n innocent, innit "
I'm going with the last one |
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"I'm the sweet and innocent one
Um.
Erm.
Errrrrrrm.
You are too
Not an impure word has ever crossed my lips....
Ok. I'm torn. Do I reply with....
"The bottom lips... this is probably true. The top lips... um... I plead the fifth"
Or...
"That's why you never disagree when people say you're talking out of your arse"
Or...
"You type them instead"
Or...
"I know. Cos sweet n innocent, innit "
I'm going with the last one "
Tough, innit?!  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm the sweet and innocent one
Um.
Erm.
Errrrrrrm.
You are too
Not an impure word has ever crossed my lips....
Ok. I'm torn. Do I reply with....
"The bottom lips... this is probably true. The top lips... um... I plead the fifth"
Or...
"That's why you never disagree when people say you're talking out of your arse"
Or...
"You type them instead"
Or...
"I know. Cos sweet n innocent, innit "
I'm going with the last one
Tough, innit?! "
The brain just kept spinning out of control!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I met NSP not only was she sweet and innocent, but also shy, demure, and a little bit coquettish (but in a very sweet and innocent way).
Any posts to the contrary are plain wrong, mean-spirited, attention seeking, and the equivalent of pulling that girls hair you fancy in school when you were in the juniors… |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"When I met NSP not only was she sweet and innocent, but also shy, demure, and a little bit coquettish (but in a very sweet and innocent way).
Any posts to the contrary are plain wrong, mean-spirited, attention seeking, and the equivalent of pulling that girls hair you fancy in school when you were in the juniors…"
Why thank you kindly Mr Mouse
Hang on...
So you don't fancy me?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I met NSP not only was she sweet and innocent, but also shy, demure, and a little bit coquettish (but in a very sweet and innocent way).
Any posts to the contrary are plain wrong, mean-spirited, attention seeking, and the equivalent of pulling that girls hair you fancy in school when you were in the juniors…
Why thank you kindly Mr Mouse
Hang on...
So you don't fancy me?
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That’s not part of the thread, don’t derail your own posts! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"When I met NSP not only was she sweet and innocent, but also shy, demure, and a little bit coquettish (but in a very sweet and innocent way).
Any posts to the contrary are plain wrong, mean-spirited, attention seeking, and the equivalent of pulling that girls hair you fancy in school when you were in the juniors…
Why thank you kindly Mr Mouse
Hang on...
So you don't fancy me?
That’s not part of the thread, don’t derail your own posts!"
I'm sure I'm allowed cos I started it... |
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"When I met NSP not only was she sweet and innocent, but also shy, demure, and a little bit coquettish (but in a very sweet and innocent way).
Any posts to the contrary are plain wrong, mean-spirited, attention seeking, and the equivalent of pulling that girls hair you fancy in school when you were in the juniors…"
Have you MET The Posh One?! |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"* This is absolutely a total attention seeking post but also I'M SWEET AND INNOCENT "
Considering all the times I have sent you unsolicited cock and ball photos and not once have you replied to my messages, I would say you are so much more than sweet and innocent  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"* This is absolutely a total attention seeking post but also I'M SWEET AND INNOCENT
Considering all the times I have sent you unsolicited cock and ball photos and not once have you replied to my messages, I would say you are so much more than sweet and innocent "
Male chickens playing ball games just don't do it for me though!
And do you mean I'm also a delight? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m in the lounge forum. I’m naturally suspicious for what anyone says. And with that reasoning. I’m out!! You are sweet and innocent.
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Woody!! I knew you would have my back |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m calling bullshit.
I know where the bodies are buried.
I would have replied sooner but I’ve only just stopped laughing "
You can't laugh and type at the same time? Ffs. You're so crap at multitasking!
Also... I thought we had a deal |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m calling bullshit.
I know where the bodies are buried.
I would have replied sooner but I’ve only just stopped laughing
So am I now "
New phone. Who dis? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Phew your back - I thought I was having to carry this sweet and innocent torch all be myself "
It is a heavy burden... but made easier when we share it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iv no idea iv never felt the warm embrace of your anus
This is sad for both of us. It's warm n cosy (I imagine. I've never felt it either )"
not even a little scratch |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Iv no idea iv never felt the warm embrace of your anus
This is sad for both of us. It's warm n cosy (I imagine. I've never felt it either )not even a little scratch "
Not in the embrace |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Damn.
I was going to ask if you fancied a fuck, but being all sweet and innocent and all that. "
I'm sure I haven't a clue what this fuck is of which you speak |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The most innocent of innocents, I am sure of it.
You are clearly a genius!
Or a bloody good liar "
Nooooo. Don't be mean to my friend. She very clever and intuitive |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Iv no idea iv never felt the warm embrace of your anus
This is sad for both of us. It's warm n cosy (I imagine. I've never felt it either )
True story "
See... you know I haven't felt it's embrace
Thank you for backing me up darling  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The most innocent of innocents, I am sure of it.
You are clearly a genius!
Or a bloody good liar
Ahem. I will take genius. 
Hmmmm "
She IS a genius, Fucknugget |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"I've only chatted with you a few times but always found you the pinnacle of innocence and purity
Someone cynical might suggest that the reason you believe in my innocence is because we have only chatted a few times... 
We should prove them wrong "
I'm sure they'd never think that!! |
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