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I ate a big packet of salt and vinegar crisps yesterday
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you like some Raspberry Ripple?  "
Yes please. I had two ice creams yesterday, thinking it would ease the burn. Obviously I need to eat more fat. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Try eating them with a paper cut on your thumb.
Only real men survive.
Only if they were McCoy’s."
The grab bags are tiny. There's nothing manly about McCoy's. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Try eating them with a paper cut on your thumb.
Only real men survive.
Only if they were McCoy’s.
The grab bags are tiny. There's nothing manly about McCoy's."
But but…. The advert said “man crisps”. Are you saying I’ve been conned by clever marketing? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Try eating them with a paper cut on your thumb.
Only real men survive.
Only if they were McCoy’s.
The grab bags are tiny. There's nothing manly about McCoy's.
But but…. The advert said “man crisps”. Are you saying I’ve been conned by clever marketing?"
You've been had. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Try eating them with a paper cut on your thumb.
Only real men survive.
Only if they were McCoy’s.
The grab bags are tiny. There's nothing manly about McCoy's.
But but…. The advert said “man crisps”. Are you saying I’ve been conned by clever marketing?
You've been had."
Damn it. Next you’ll tell me I can’t play tennis wearing a tampon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Try eating them with a paper cut on your thumb.
Only real men survive.
Only if they were McCoy’s.
The grab bags are tiny. There's nothing manly about McCoy's.
But but…. The advert said “man crisps”. Are you saying I’ve been conned by clever marketing?
You've been had.
Damn it. Next you’ll tell me I can’t play tennis wearing a tampon "
You mean all those commercials with women suddenly playing sport when they have a period are true? wow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The inside of my mouth still feels melted.
Good but not as good as paprika walkers plus you can get 1 month free streaming trail for paramount+"
I don't think I want a steaming trail. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mum had a packet of Walkers Salt n Vinegar a few months ago and her lips instantly ballooned up like she was having an allergic reaction. "
Careful, she'll be on love island before you know it with that look! |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"My mum had a packet of Walkers Salt n Vinegar a few months ago and her lips instantly ballooned up like she was having an allergic reaction.
Careful, she'll be on love island before you know it with that look!"
 god help them is all I can say! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brave man. I can't touch salt and vinegar now or I don't have any skin left on the roof of my mouth, and the pain is abominable.
Try eating a yoghurt."
I've had a yoghurt, Nanna. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My mum had a packet of Walkers Salt n Vinegar a few months ago and her lips instantly ballooned up like she was having an allergic reaction. "
Some people pay good money for lips like that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Discos. The salt and vinegar ones always took the roof of your mouth off  "
Disco crisps, I remember those in the 1990s. Oh, I'm thinking of something else. |
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