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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I get lot and lots of attention off men! I dont block men cause sometimes men message me about things I say in the forum but even tho it states im not gay or looking for guys I still get messages winks and friend invites ( ladys I know how you feel!)
Anyway it made me wonder how much I could sell my arse virginity for???? lol
not asking for real just curious |
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"£10.50 and a larger shandy.
Jesus thats temping! "
I'll have to give you the details of the professional that messaged offering to be generous he would probably pay way more than that according to his message to us anyway... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"£10.50 and a larger shandy.
Jesus thats temping!
If you wiggle it a bit they might throw in a cocktail umbrella and cherry.... in the shandy that is... not throw it in your arse."
This is just getting more and more tempting!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"£10.50 and a larger shandy.
Jesus thats temping!
I'll have to give you the details of the professional that messaged offering to be generous he would probably pay way more than that according to his message to us anyway... "
Yes send him my way! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gay for pay?!
Where are your standards? 
I know, I give it away for nothing
some people, just so needy  "
Theres a man after my own ars....I mean heart....well...not a man after me...I mean I don't want a man after me...I mean...I'll put shovel away and stop digging and go and have a brew  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"Gay for pay?!
Where are your standards?
I know, I give it away for nothing
some people, just so needy
Theres a man after my own ars....I mean heart....well...not a man after me...I mean I don't want a man after me...I mean...I'll put shovel away and stop digging and go and have a brew "
I get your jizz.....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gay for pay?!
Where are your standards?
I know, I give it away for nothing
some people, just so needy
Theres a man after my own ars....I mean heart....well...not a man after me...I mean I don't want a man after me...I mean...I'll put shovel away and stop digging and go and have a brew
I get your jizz.....
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Not this side of five pints you don't |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"Gay for pay?!
Where are your standards?
I know, I give it away for nothing
some people, just so needy
Theres a man after my own ars....I mean heart....well...not a man after me...I mean I don't want a man after me...I mean...I'll put shovel away and stop digging and go and have a brew
I get your jizz.....
Not this side of five pints you don't "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£10.50 and a larger shandy.
Jesus thats temping!
If you wiggle it a bit they might throw in a cocktail umbrella and cherry.... in the shandy that is... not throw it in your arse."
It could end up that way |
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"£10.50 and a larger shandy.
Jesus thats temping!
If you wiggle it a bit they might throw in a cocktail umbrella and cherry.... in the shandy that is... not throw it in your arse.
It could end up that way "
It would make an interesting photo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok i have just dug down the side of the sofa..... i have a dried up felt tip, a car with 3 wheels, a button, bit of fluff and 1/2p! Deal?
You had a Reliant Robin down the side of your sofa  "
lol was half a biccy but the dog had it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im holding out for better offers £200 is best so far lol
Was that from the bloke with the elephant willy?  "
Yes you know him? I thought if Im gona do it I may aswell go the whole hog! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok i have just dug down the side of the sofa..... i have a dried up felt tip, a car with 3 wheels, a button, bit of fluff and 1/2p! Deal?
You had a Reliant Robin down the side of your sofa
lol was half a biccy but the dog had it "
1/2p ??
How old is your sofa? Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok i have just dug down the side of the sofa..... i have a dried up felt tip, a car with 3 wheels, a button, bit of fluff and 1/2p! Deal?
You had a Reliant Robin down the side of your sofa
lol was half a biccy but the dog had it
1/2p ??
How old is your sofa? Lol "
lol not sure not really that old.
Have just found the other wheel |
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"Ok i have just dug down the side of the sofa..... i have a dried up felt tip, a car with 3 wheels, a button, bit of fluff and 1/2p! Deal?
You had a Reliant Robin down the side of your sofa
lol was half a biccy but the dog had it
1/2p ??
How old is your sofa? Lol
lol not sure not really that old.
Have just found the other wheel "
Reminds me of a song....
"You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel..."! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok i have just dug down the side of the sofa..... i have a dried up felt tip, a car with 3 wheels, a button, bit of fluff and 1/2p! Deal?
You had a Reliant Robin down the side of your sofa
lol was half a biccy but the dog had it
1/2p ??
How old is your sofa? Lol
lol not sure not really that old.
Have just found the other wheel
Reminds me of a song....
"You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel..."! "
wish you guys would stop making me laugh i cant get rid of this cough and keep choking every time i laugh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"................. pssst
boys, he's straight. Really. "
Ha ha was that not obviously a joke!? plus if read the whole post I was talking about my landlord and I would fuck her for free rent |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I get lot and lots of attention off men! I dont block men cause sometimes men message me about things I say in the forum but even tho it states im not gay or looking for guys I still get messages winks and friend invites ( ladys I know how you feel!)
Anyway it made me wonder how much I could sell my arse virginity for???? lol
not asking for real just curious"
Well you do have appealing buttocks are you 100% sure you know your sexuality? you could always experiment a little just to be sure you know..when are you free? |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
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"................. pssst
boys, he's straight. Really.
Ha ha was that not obviously a joke!? plus if read the whole post I was talking about my landlord and I would fuck her for free rent "
psssttt ... that was another thread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol fuck it I will block guys "
anyway..straight gangbang down ur way tomorra, I'm bringing a hot chick...fuckin tasty mate...och!...blocked guys...shame...was a limited offer...someone else got ur place. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"................. pssst
boys, he's straight. Really.
Ha ha was that not obviously a joke!? plus if read the whole post I was talking about my landlord and I would fuck her for free rent
psssttt ... that was another thread! "
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"................. pssst
boys, he's straight. Really.
Ha ha was that not obviously a joke!? plus if read the whole post I was talking about my landlord and I would fuck her for free rent
psssttt ... that was another thread! "
Yep, couldn't find the landlady in his virgin arse. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"................. pssst
boys, he's straight. Really.
Ha ha was that not obviously a joke!? plus if read the whole post I was talking about my landlord and I would fuck her for free rent
psssttt ... that was another thread!
Yep, couldn't find the landlady in his virgin arse. "
Ha ha I know I bought it all on myself lol so keep the jokes coming |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheekymonkey, I know I have pulled ur leg a couple of times now (but that's more to do with my kiwi fetish than my love of rosey bum cheeks), but can I just say in all seriousness that your posts this past couple of weeks have been a breath of fresh air.
Other than a couple of things you have said that made me go EEK, you have brightened things up for a good few forumites I dare say and done yourself many favours in doing so.
The moaners, the whingers, the nay sayers and the haters that abound in here at times could learn a lot from the way you approach the forums.
You get a big (non gay) pat on the back from me !
I would have offered you a  but I have learned never to trust a man in a single white glove |
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