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A tasty cunt, a big prick?

By *ebjonnson OP Man over a year ago

Maldon

Just two examples of things I say to myself when looking in the mirror first thing in the morning. Depends on my mood / frame of mind.

What things do you say ‘ to self’ that sets you up for the day?

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

Oh god, back to the grindstone. Roll on the weekend.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I say "urgh, hello zombie witch, let's see if we can make you look semi human"

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By *ebjonnson OP Man over a year ago

Maldon

"I say "urgh, hello zombie witch, let's see if we can make you look semi human""

Some days I don’t go beyond “urgh”

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By *dventurous biMan over a year ago

tesside

I stride into the bathroom full of confidence and bravado, look in the mirror and say

“Fuck, when did you get old!?”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I avoid looking at the mirror.

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Hope for another peaceful day with tech and garden.

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

The other thing I sometimes think is

"why is my dad looking out of the mirror?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I try to avoid looking in the mirror. Because I have a disfigured jaw line. When I was younger, I was attacked and had my jewel broken and is never set correctly.

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By *iss mischief 666Woman over a year ago

the middle of nowhere!

"Who the feck are YOU"??????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The way you think is what you'll believe! Change the way you think! X

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By *ebjonnson OP Man over a year ago

Maldon

""Who the feck are YOU"??????"

Good one. Now when I look I see my Dad looking back at me. How did that happen?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

""Who the feck are YOU"??????

Good one. Now when I look I see my Dad looking back at me. How did that happen? "

Same here and I'm a bird

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I try to avoid looking in the mirror. Because I have a disfigured jaw line. When I was younger, I was attacked and had my jewel broken and is never set correctly."

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

You looking at me? You looking at me? You looking at me? Then who the hell else are you looking at? You looking at me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're looking at?...

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By *arcosaMan over a year ago

London

Usually, "Oh my god, I'm still here."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God you’re not 21 anymore are ya

but at least ya still here

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By *ebjonnson OP Man over a year ago

Maldon

"God you’re not 21 anymore are ya

but at least ya still here

Good way of looking at it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I try to avoid looking in the mirror. Because I have a disfigured jaw line. When I was younger, I was attacked and had my jewel broken and is never set correctly."

Chances are no one else notices. For the same reason I have a wonky eye that is blindingly obvious when I look in the mirror/at photos. Everyone else says it doesn't show but they're all lying