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End of the World Orgy Planning Committee
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Please help this worthy cause.
The end of the world is due on 21st December 2012. Swingers need to have one final orgy to make this difficult transition. Please give generously of your time and ideas to help swingers in need to have the best end of the world orgy.
Be Fab everyone. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Finally thought of a use for those mauve breastplates we had made when we were going to take over the world...we can use them as platters for Bacchanalian piles of fruits (always seem to be lots of those round them Roman type orgies)...Paging Laceytop for list making...  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Finally thought of a use for those mauve breastplates we had made when we were going to take over the world...we can use them as platters for Bacchanalian piles of fruits (always seem to be lots of those round them Roman type orgies)...Paging Laceytop for list making... "
Brilliant! Reuse so much better than waste. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Sod the fruit. Will there be a proper hot buffet?
If you insist, we had loads made so we can have a platter of Big Mac's and one of fries 'specially for you Ryan "
I've just had a look at Roman Orgy in the Time of Caesars by Henryk Siemiradzki (I've got the original hanging on my wall) and if you look closely, you can see a happy meal bag in the right hand bottom corner  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Sod the fruit. Will there be a proper hot buffet?
If you insist, we had loads made so we can have a platter of Big Mac's and one of fries 'specially for you Ryan
I've just had a look at Roman Orgy in the Time of Caesars by Henryk Siemiradzki (I've got the original hanging on my wall) and if you look closely, you can see a happy meal bag in the right hand bottom corner "
Bet there is nobody wearing it ? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Happily wear a happy meal bag, damned if im doing any washing when end of the world is nigh"
Bags are optional, as are clothes. Although it sounds like there might be some kit available from when the forum took over the world or invaded a country or something. I think Brigadier Bussy is in charge of world domination. Laceytop is Quartermaster? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Will there be vol-au-vents?
I would like to make spunky ones for all of the ladiez  "
There are men that might like them too. It's the end of the world so be generous with your vol-au-vents. |
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"Will there be vol-au-vents?
I would like to make spunky ones for all of the ladiez
There are men that might like them too. It's the end of the world so be generous with your vol-au-vents."
Well I tend to be only ghey with View but as it's the end of the world.
The spunky vol-au-vents are on me guys!!! (not literally ON me) |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Will there be vol-au-vents?
I would like to make spunky ones for all of the ladiez
*Sorry, and View!"
I will add them to the list but you're in charge of decorating them or whatever the correct terminology is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go camping!! That way we can already be prepared for when the "commet or astroid" hits earth! Lol.. apparently then best place to be when it hits is midlandsand the north of england.. Scotland is fucked and so is london..
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"Will there be vol-au-vents?
I would like to make spunky ones for all of the ladiez
*Sorry, and View!
I will add them to the list but you're in charge of decorating them or whatever the correct terminology is"
Yeah no probs mate. I'll abstain for a week or so, so I have ample supply. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Go camping!! That way we can already be prepared for when the "commet or astroid" hits earth! Lol.. apparently then best place to be when it hits is midlandsand the north of england.. Scotland is fucked and so is london..
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We will let you know half hour before impact. That should give you plenty of time to quickly pop into your aunt Ethel in London and say goodbye, then hike up north somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I request a paddling pool full of jelly, a large vat of wine and serious handfuls of freaky fungus.
I'll pass on the big macs though as they are unhealthy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I request a paddling pool full of jelly, a large vat of wine and serious handfuls of freaky fungus.
I'll pass on the big macs though as they are unhealthy. "
Got hot tub if thats any good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please help this worthy cause.
The end of the world is due on 21st December 2012. Swingers need to have one final orgy to make this difficult transition. Please give generously of your time and ideas to help swingers in need to have the best end of the world orgy.
Be Fab everyone."
Give generously? Ya gonna need a cock or two... cheep cheep! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
So, we're having an orgy in Wales, with tents (how camp are they?) and a hot tub full of jelly. There will be some cheep cheep cocks and Ryan's buffet with Funky's vol-au-vents. We're a wild bunch on here. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"So, we're having an orgy in Wales, with tents (how camp are they?) and a hot tub full of jelly. There will be some cheep cheep cocks and Ryan's buffet with Funky's vol-au-vents. We're a wild bunch on here."
Oh bugger thats me out then, no where to plug my straightners in....
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"So, we're having an orgy in Wales, with tents (how camp are they?) and a hot tub full of jelly. There will be some cheep cheep cocks and Ryan's buffet with Funky's vol-au-vents. We're a wild bunch on here.Oh bugger thats me out then, no where to plug my straightners in...."
How does the hot tub get hot? There must be a plug somewhere. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"So, we're having an orgy in Wales, with tents (how camp are they?) and a hot tub full of jelly. There will be some cheep cheep cocks and Ryan's buffet with Funky's vol-au-vents. We're a wild bunch on here.Oh bugger thats me out then, no where to plug my straightners in....
How does the hot tub get hot? There must be a plug somewhere."
im not that keen on plugging straightners in near a hot tub...  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"So, we're having an orgy in Wales, with tents (how camp are they?) and a hot tub full of jelly. There will be some cheep cheep cocks and Ryan's buffet with Funky's vol-au-vents. We're a wild bunch on here.Oh bugger thats me out then, no where to plug my straightners in....
How does the hot tub get hot? There must be a plug somewhere.im not that keen on plugging straightners in near a hot tub... "
What could possible happen? It's the end of the world! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"So, we're having an orgy in Wales, with tents (how camp are they?) and a hot tub full of jelly. There will be some cheep cheep cocks and Ryan's buffet with Funky's vol-au-vents. We're a wild bunch on here.Oh bugger thats me out then, no where to plug my straightners in....
How does the hot tub get hot? There must be a plug somewhere.im not that keen on plugging straightners in near a hot tub...
What could possible happen? It's the end of the world!"
My hair would be frizzy i aint going out looking like that!  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
You might want to rename the thread Lickety...you know the common definition of "committee" - a group of people who take minutes and waste weeks...I fear the end of the world may happen before the committee has has even a draft plan  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You might want to rename the thread Lickety...you know the common definition of "committee" - a group of people who take minutes and waste weeks...I fear the end of the world may happen before the committee has has even a draft plan "
Renaming a thread is beyond my technical capabilities. Where's my PA when I need him? I was in full chair mode when I posted the thread. |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
Laceytops reporting for duty,did i hear lists need doing
right so we need
Burgers
straighteners
breastplates(already got a job lot of em)
vol eu vonts for funky to fill
a paddling pool
jelly
what kind of a party is this!!!!
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Booze we need booze"
Welcome on board, I was getting worried that you had dropped your pen down a drain.
I've got a butler come Sommelier working on the booze and ready to do all that needs doing. He's decided to go under the name of Perfect - that's a lot to live up to.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Booze we need boozeI have Tequila and red malibuooo whats red malibu and can we get enough to keep everybody happy,iv just bid for a paddling pool on EBAY"
You're a bloody marvel you are. I feel that we may just pull this off with you being our quartermaster. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Booze we need boozeI have Tequila and red malibuooo whats red malibu and can we get enough to keep everybody happy,iv just bid for a paddling pool on EBAY"
Malibu with tequila in.....its got a bit of a kick... |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"Booze we need booze
Welcome on board, I was getting worried that you had dropped your pen down a drain.
I've got a butler come Sommelier working on the booze and ready to do all that needs doing. He's decided to go under the name of Perfect - that's a lot to live up to.
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was checking stores from the last war,and we have burgundy and beige pants for everybody  a job lot of rope,several swarski encrusted breastplates an a penguin |
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over a year ago
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"Booze we need booze
Welcome on board, I was getting worried that you had dropped your pen down a drain.
I've got a butler come Sommelier working on the booze and ready to do all that needs doing. He's decided to go under the name of Perfect - that's a lot to live up to.
was checking stores from the last war,and we have burgundy and beige pants for everybody a job lot of rope,several swarski encrusted breastplates an a penguin"
Have you been raiding Femmes booze cupboard already!? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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was checking stores from the last war,and we have burgundy and beige pants for everybody a job lot of rope,several swarski encrusted breastplates an a penguin"
What sort of penguin? Perhaps turn the pants into bunting. |
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"Booze we need boozeI have Tequila and red malibuooo whats red malibu and can we get enough to keep everybody happy,iv just bid for a paddling pool on EBAYMalibu with tequila in.....its got a bit of a kick... "
shall I take charge of the jelly mixing ?
I'm good with jelly me to  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"do you think we should send invites,only if its the end of the world i wouldnt mind actualy getting a bit of action an sod the paddling pool"
That was my original intention. If we survive I also need to sort out NYE as well now as I have been ditched. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Wine list:-
The stock held by the various hotels will be commandeered by our guests and put on the 'Bill'
Games:- Here we need to elect a party organiser from our ranks.
Invitations:- This is obviously the time to invite the gutter press, representatives of Sydney University and any others who have irked us and involve them in our games. A general invitation to all members of Fabswingers of course including timewasters and fakes.
Sounds like a Perfect plan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Go camping!! That way we can already be prepared for when the "commet or astroid" hits earth! Lol.. apparently then best place to be when it hits is midlandsand the north of england.. Scotland is fucked and so is london..
We will let you know half hour before impact. That should give you plenty of time to quickly pop into your aunt Ethel in London and say goodbye, then hike up north somewhere "
o_O.. Haha.. Good idea.. Its sorted then |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
At the moment we need to recruit people to attend. So Femme and Welshbbw get onto the marketing campaign. A catchy theme, a celebrity or two perhaps, attractions and an overall design concept. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"At the moment we need to recruit people to attend. So Femme and Welshbbw get onto the marketing campaign. A catchy theme, a celebrity or two perhaps, attractions and an overall design concept."
Il have a blow or three on my saxophone |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"will there be chips and dips??? "
Too right
Plus:
Burgers
Chicken drumsticks
Ribs
Pringles
Cum covered vol a thingys
Cucumber sandwiches - no crusts
Marmite sandwiches - no crusts
Choc biscuits
Chip butties
Pizza
Chilli nuts
Breaded mushrooms
Curry
That's the nibbles and starters. Considering main courses next |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"will there be chips and dips???
Too right
Plus:
Burgers
Chicken drumsticks
Ribs
Pringles
Cum covered vol a thingys
Cucumber sandwiches - no crusts
Marmite sandwiches - no crusts
Choc biscuits
Chip butties
Pizza
Chilli nuts
Breaded mushrooms
Curry
That's the nibbles and starters. Considering main courses next"
I'm not fucking coming then. No twiglets. Screw yas! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"will there be chips and dips???
Too right
Plus:
Burgers
Chicken drumsticks
Ribs
Pringles
Cum covered vol a thingys
Cucumber sandwiches - no crusts
Marmite sandwiches - no crusts
Choc biscuits
Chip butties
Pizza
Chilli nuts
Breaded mushrooms
Curry
That's the nibbles and starters. Considering main courses next"
just do what i did... 24 krispy kreme doughnuts.. different varieties, chop them into qrts and pass round.... sourted!!!
so thats deserts sorted.... |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"will there be chips and dips???
Too right
Plus:
Burgers
Chicken drumsticks
Ribs
Pringles
Cum covered vol a thingys
Cucumber sandwiches - no crusts
Marmite sandwiches - no crusts
Choc biscuits
Chip butties
Pizza
Chilli nuts
Breaded mushrooms
Curry
That's the nibbles and starters. Considering main courses next
just do what i did... 24 krispy kreme doughnuts.. different varieties, chop them into qrts and pass round.... sourted!!!
so thats deserts sorted...."
no its not....cake, there has to be cake those Krisy Creme heart attacks go off quickly |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"just do what i did... 24 krispy kreme doughnuts.. different varieties, chop them into qrts and pass round.... sourted!!!
so thats deserts sorted....no its not....cake, there has to be cake those Krisy Creme heart attacks go off quickly "
Is the jelly, custard and ice cream at the hot tub just for sploshing then? What about the jelly knickers and penis covers? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"just do what i did... 24 krispy kreme doughnuts.. different varieties, chop them into qrts and pass round.... sourted!!!
so thats deserts sorted....no its not....cake, there has to be cake those Krisy Creme heart attacks go off quickly
Is the jelly, custard and ice cream at the hot tub just for sploshing then? What about the jelly knickers and penis covers?"
My buffets are for the more distinguished palate not for sploshing ! |
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"just do what i did... 24 krispy kreme doughnuts.. different varieties, chop them into qrts and pass round.... sourted!!!
so thats deserts sorted....no its not....cake, there has to be cake those Krisy Creme heart attacks go off quickly
Is the jelly, custard and ice cream at the hot tub just for sploshing then? What about the jelly knickers and penis covers?
My buffets are for the more distinguished palate not for sploshing !"
you can splosh all you like in the vodka jelly as long as you remember that when absorbed through (ahem) certain types of skin it gets into the bloodstream quicker than orally.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lickety, I have tickets for the evening session of the World Darts Championship on that date. It's a 7.30PM kick off - do you have any insight as to the exact time of World's end? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lickety, I have tickets for the evening session of the World Darts Championship on that date. It's a 7.30PM kick off - do you have any insight as to the exact time of World's end?"
I don't even know when the orgy will kick off at the moment.
Do you think the World Darts Championship will be how the world will end? Everyone will get a bullseye at the same time and we'll just deflate? |
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"Do you think the World Darts Championship will be how the world will end? Everyone will get a bullseye at the same time and we'll just deflate?"
Possibly but what a way to check out.
See what I've done there? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang."
SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party 
*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly |
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"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.
SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party
*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly"
We can still play twister!!!  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.
SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party
*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly
We can still play twister!!! "
I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy
End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with  |
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"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.
SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party
*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly
We can still play twister!!!
I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy
End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with "
Its never stopped you before! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.
SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party
*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly
We can still play twister!!!
I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy
End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with "
How about i dish the buffet up whilst others twiddle your knob? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.
SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party
*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly
We can still play twister!!!
I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy
End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with How about i dish the buffet up whilst others twiddle your knob?"
You'll be far too busy with the latex paint! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.
SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party
*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly
We can still play twister!!!
I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy
End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with How about i dish the buffet up whilst others twiddle your knob?"
Keep your grubby mitts off my horses duvets |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.
SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party
*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly
We can still play twister!!!
I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy
End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with How about i dish the buffet up whilst others twiddle your knob?
Keep your grubby mitts off my horses duvets "
thank god you said duvets |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keep your grubby mitts off my horses duvets "
You gone all Hyacinth Bucket on us Ryan.........a sausage on a stick does not qualify as a horses duvet!!! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.
SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party
*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly
We can still play twister!!!
I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy
End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with How about i dish the buffet up whilst others twiddle your knob?
You'll be far too busy with the latex paint! "
How lapse of me....maybe we could cover Ryan? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.
SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party
*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly
We can still play twister!!!
I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy
End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with How about i dish the buffet up whilst others twiddle your knob?
You'll be far too busy with the latex paint! How lapse of me....maybe we could cover Ryan? "
Don't forget I wear patch pockets now. Don't go staining them |
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"Can someone sort out the condoms (just in case the world doesn't end) and sex toys please? All this food and drink is all well and good but I'm doing this for the big bang.
SEX ? What do you mean ? Didn't realise it was a mucky party
*grumbles as he packs away the trivial pursuit and monopoly
We can still play twister!!!
I ain't going now. Bloody perverts ! I thought it was background music from that American alternative metal band - orgy
End of the world or not. I'm not dishing up quality buffet whilst being fiddled with How about i dish the buffet up whilst others twiddle your knob?
You'll be far too busy with the latex paint! How lapse of me....maybe we could cover Ryan? "
I'll sit on him , you paint him, I'm crap with a brush!! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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Ryan, put on a pinny and fiddle with your food. Just get your cock decorated and people will leave you alone after that.
If there is suitable background orgy music (other than Femme blowing her sax) then we need that too.
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Ryan, put on a pinny and fiddle with your food. Just get your cock decorated and people will leave you alone after that.
If there is suitable background orgy music (other than Femme blowing her sax) then we need that too.
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How about the them from the Archers? |
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You are invited to join us for a night of debauched fun... 15th December just in case the world ends next week....
To the tune of ....
It's Christmas time,
there's no need to be afraid.
At Christmas time
you’re welcome here until you’ve played
And in our home of plenty
we will share our beds and toys
Throw your arms around a friend
at Christmas time.
But say a prayer,
Pray for vanilla ones.
At Christmas time they find it hard
when we're having fun...
They’re a world outside our thinking
and it's a world of boring cheer
Where the only fluid flowing is
is a simple glass of beer
but our Christmas cheer is swinging
with peeps across the room
Well, tonight thank God it's us and all of you.
And there won't be sex for vanillas this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year’s their wife.
Ohh....
Where nothing ever shows
No boobs that over flow
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
Here's to you...
Raise an ass for everyone
Here's to them
Underneath that boring bum
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
Swings the word,
Lets all play it’s Christmas time again.
Swings the word,
Lets all play it’s Christmas time again.
(Repeat several times until you fade)
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"You are invited to join us for a night of debauched fun... 15th December just in case the world ends next week....
To the tune of ....
It's Christmas time,
there's no need to be afraid.
At Christmas time
you’re welcome here until you’ve played
And in our home of plenty
we will share our beds and toys
Throw your arms around a friend
at Christmas time.
But say a prayer,
Pray for vanilla ones.
At Christmas time they find it hard
when we're having fun...
They’re a world outside our thinking
and it's a world of boring cheer
Where the only fluid flowing is
is a simple glass of beer
but our Christmas cheer is swinging
with peeps across the room
Well, tonight thank God it's us and all of you.
And there won't be sex for vanillas this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year’s their wife.
Ohh....
Where nothing ever shows
No boobs that over flow
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
Here's to you...
Raise an ass for everyone
Here's to them
Underneath that boring bum
Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
Swings the word,
Lets all play it’s Christmas time again.
Swings the word,
Lets all play it’s Christmas time again.
(Repeat several times until you fade)
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Christmas No.1 I reckon! |
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"I wanna know what cake i have to make..i have to get all the ingredients before all the panic buying starts....
I think Ryan would look great in bright orange latex.....paint. "
Chocolate cake please and the party theme is Neon!!! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I wanna know what cake i have to make..i have to get all the ingredients before all the panic buying starts....
I think Ryan would look great in bright orange latex.....paint.
Chocolate cake please and the party theme is Neon!!!"
I dont want a glow in the dark foo foo....but if the fall out is bad i may not have a choice.
Chocolate cake it is...... |
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"I wanna know what cake i have to make..i have to get all the ingredients before all the panic buying starts....
I think Ryan would look great in bright orange latex.....paint.
Chocolate cake please and the party theme is Neon!!!I dont want a glow in the dark foo foo....but if the fall out is bad i may not have a choice.
Chocolate cake it is......"
We will all go out glowing, eating cake and singing lol x |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I wanna know what cake i have to make..i have to get all the ingredients before all the panic buying starts....
I think Ryan would look great in bright orange latex.....paint.
Chocolate cake please and the party theme is Neon!!!I dont want a glow in the dark foo foo....but if the fall out is bad i may not have a choice.
Chocolate cake it is......
We will all go out glowing, eating cake and singing lol x"
Brilliant, that's the sort of attitude. Nothing better than a memorable tune with catchy lyrics for marketing. |
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"thankfuck...tired of buying condoms...and yes..as its the end of the world..I'll suck cock...even smelly ones
Dip them in the vodka jelly first."
thats a bit lazy...they can do that themselves...fuckin twats |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"thankfuck...tired of buying condoms...and yes..as its the end of the world..I'll suck cock...even smelly ones
Dip them in the vodka jelly first.
thats a bit lazy...they can do that themselves...fuckin twats"
Not the twats, the cocks. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"oooooo can we come,we might have to leave early.
we've got a wedding on the 22nd. "
The more the merrier. Get the wedding changed to coincide with the orgy and we can all give the bride and groom a right proper send off. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"oooooo can we come,we might have to leave early.
we've got a wedding on the 22nd.
The more the merrier. Get the wedding changed to coincide with the orgy and we can all give the bride and groom a right proper send off."
oi!!none of that,they're a lovely couple,so young and innocent.
no wait a minute,that might work,see yous there.
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"oooooo can we come,we might have to leave early.
we've got a wedding on the 22nd.
The more the merrier. Get the wedding changed to coincide with the orgy and we can all give the bride and groom a right proper send off."
can i stand and make the speech, "I dont see this marriage lasting long" -hopefully everyone will see the funny side |
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Lickety - this is a big project - and one that needs carefull planning - so I am happy to be involved in a dress rehearsal - after all we want it all to go with a big bang?
Berry |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Lickety - this is a big project - and one that needs carefull planning - so I am happy to be involved in a dress rehearsal - after all we want it all to go with a big bang?
Berry "
I think we only have a time for a technical run through and not a full dress rehearsal. |
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"So, we're having an orgy in Wales, with tents (how camp are they?) and a hot tub full of jelly. There will be some cheep cheep cocks and Ryan's buffet with Funky's vol-au-vents. We're a wild bunch on here.Oh bugger thats me out then, no where to plug my straightners in...."
Got those saftey outside socket thingies so straighteners are good to go |
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