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 The vet took one look at me and said "no-one's ever gonna believe that's a cat scratch, they'll think you're into that 50 shades stuff"...I had a quiet little smile to myself as I was leaving  | |||
"My cat's been going to the vets every day for the past week and she's finally wised up to the fact that when I pick her up she's going in the box. Today, she managed to give me a right good swipe on my chest when I grabbed her so I've got a lovely scratched cleavage now The vet took one look at me and said "no-one's ever gonna believe that's a cat scratch, they'll think you're into that 50 shades stuff"...I had a quiet little smile to myself as I was leaving "Did you take the vet with you? | |||
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"My cat's been going to the vets every day for the past week and she's finally wised up to the fact that when I pick her up she's going in the box. Today, she managed to give me a right good swipe on my chest when I grabbed her so I've got a lovely scratched cleavage now The vet took one look at me and said "no-one's ever gonna believe that's a cat scratch, they'll think you're into that 50 shades stuff"...I had a quiet little smile to myself as I was leaving "You should have given him a wink and left him wondering. | |||
"My cat's been going to the vets every day for the past week and she's finally wised up to the fact that when I pick her up she's going in the box. Today, she managed to give me a right good swipe on my chest when I grabbed her so I've got a lovely scratched cleavage now The vet took one look at me and said "no-one's ever gonna believe that's a cat scratch, they'll think you're into that 50 shades stuff"...I had a quiet little smile to myself as I was leaving
You should have given him a wink and left him wondering. "Winks get binned. Everyone knows that  | |||
"My cat's been going to the vets every day for the past week and she's finally wised up to the fact that when I pick her up she's going in the box. Today, she managed to give me a right good swipe on my chest when I grabbed her so I've got a lovely scratched cleavage now The vet took one look at me and said "no-one's ever gonna believe that's a cat scratch, they'll think you're into that 50 shades stuff"...I had a quiet little smile to myself as I was leaving
You should have given him a wink and left him wondering. "Sexist lol...it was a her  | |||
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" Sexist lol...it was a her "I love a woman who can stick her arm up a cow's arse !  | |||
"My cat's been going to the vets every day for the past week and she's finally wised up to the fact that when I pick her up she's going in the box. Today, she managed to give me a right good swipe on my chest when I grabbed her so I've got a lovely scratched cleavage now The vet took one look at me and said "no-one's ever gonna believe that's a cat scratch, they'll think you're into that 50 shades stuff"...I had a quiet little smile to myself as I was leaving
You should have given him a wink and left him wondering.
Sexist lol...it was a her"You could have winked at her just the same
I love leaving people with a little ambiguity. | |||
