"Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in ! "
Those ones always remind me of an ex who said someone tied a knot in a teatowel and jammed it his arsehole during sex then yanked it as he was coming. |
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"Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in !
Those ones always remind me of an ex who said someone tied a knot in a teatowel and jammed it his arsehole during sex then yanked it as he was coming."
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"Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in !
Those ones always remind me of an ex who said someone tied a knot in a teatowel and jammed it his arsehole during sex then yanked it as he was coming."
As long as he'd washed x |
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"Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in !
Those ones always remind me of an ex who said someone tied a knot in a teatowel and jammed it his arsehole during sex then yanked it as he was coming."
You've got to pass the time in prison some how  |
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"Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in !
Those ones always remind me of an ex who said someone tied a knot in a teatowel and jammed it his arsehole during sex then yanked it as he was coming.
You've got to pass the time in prison some how "
Or the RAF  |
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"Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in !
Those ones always remind me of an ex who said someone tied a knot in a teatowel and jammed it his arsehole during sex then yanked it as he was coming.
You've got to pass the time in prison some how
Or the RAF "
Yeah that'd work |
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"Them ones that are like a rubber x where you jam the towel in !
Those ones always remind me of an ex who said someone tied a knot in a teatowel and jammed it his arsehole during sex then yanked it as he was coming."
That’s quite ingenious isn’t it. |
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"My nan used to have them, I used to like pushing my finger in.
Can you clarify what you pushed your finger in please. "
Objection your honour, my client does not have to answer for fear of self-incrimination. |
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"Ones like a cats spincter? X"
Funny you should say as the guy that invented the cat’s eye reflector by seeing a cat walk towards him at night, also invented the tea towel holder , inspired by the same cat walking away. |
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"Ones like a cats spincter? X
Funny you should say as the guy that invented the cat’s eye reflector by seeing a cat walk towards him at night, also invented the tea towel holder , inspired by the same cat walking away. "
Ha ha! Never look at the cats ass same again now! Mind u my labs looks the same! When her tail is up just a bigger version x |
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"I have super bad FOMO I feel like I need a tea towel holder! I hand mine over the oven door handle "
I have a some tiny colourful hooks on the side of my counter. Think I got them from IKEA or flying tiger. |
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"I have super bad FOMO I feel like I need a tea towel holder! I hand mine over the oven door handle
I have a some tiny colourful hooks on the side of my counter. Think I got them from IKEA or flying tiger. "
Thank you! I shall go and look x |
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