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over a year ago
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"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!
Lol omg what she say "
lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!
This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol |
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"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!
Lol omg what she say
lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!
This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol "
Most mum's are pretty much aware of what their sons are like lol. Just wait until the next family gathering and expect to have the mick mercilessly ripped out of you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!
Lol omg what she say
lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!
This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol
Most mum's are pretty much aware of what their sons are like lol. Just wait until the next family gathering and expect to have the mick mercilessly ripped out of you " Or be presented with a string of your Mums mates all wanting you to photograph them with their legs wide open!!!! Eeeeeeeeeyuck!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!
Lol omg what she say
lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!
This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol "
i think we need to see the pic for a referance point? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!
Lol omg what she say
lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!
This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol
i think we need to see the pic for a referance point?"
lol prob shouldnt post a pic of her on here? cant see her face in it just gash! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"seriously though as a mum of a 21 year old guy I wouldn't be too shocked to accidentally get a photo like this so don't worry too much "
Im not worried just wont visit for dinner for a week or 2 lol |
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"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!
Lol omg what she say
lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!
This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol
i think we need to see the pic for a referance point?
lol prob shouldnt post a pic of her on here? cant see her face in it just gash!"
seriously! G*sh? |
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"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!
Lol omg what she say
lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!
This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol
i think we need to see the pic for a referance point?
lol prob shouldnt post a pic of her on here? cant see her face in it just gash!
seriously! G*sh? "
also seriously! Bird?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!
Lol omg what she say
lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!
This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol
i think we need to see the pic for a referance point?
lol prob shouldnt post a pic of her on here? cant see her face in it just gash!
seriously! G*sh?
also seriously! Bird?
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Yes Do you think I should use her full name instead lol |
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"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!
Lol omg what she say
lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!
This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol
i think we need to see the pic for a referance point?
lol prob shouldnt post a pic of her on here? cant see her face in it just gash!
seriously! G*sh?
also seriously! Bird?
Yes Do you think I should use her full name instead lol"
No of course not, I suspect its an age thing but I don't like being referred to as a bird myself or my private parts being referred to as a gash but is just a personal preference. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!
Lol omg what she say
lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!
This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol
i think we need to see the pic for a referance point?
lol prob shouldnt post a pic of her on here? cant see her face in it just gash!
seriously! G*sh?
also seriously! Bird?
Yes Do you think I should use her full name instead lol
No of course not, I suspect its an age thing but I don't like being referred to as a bird myself or my private parts being referred to as a gash but is just a personal preference. "
Luck for me I wasnt talking about you then ay! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mums have very very long memories, just saying ,x "
It wont be just the nude baby pics of you she brings out..... it will be doesn't he take fantastic pictures too  |
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"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!
Lol omg what she say
lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!
This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol
i think we need to see the pic for a referance point?
lol prob shouldnt post a pic of her on here? cant see her face in it just gash!
seriously! G*sh?
also seriously! Bird?
Yes Do you think I should use her full name instead lol
No of course not, I suspect its an age thing but I don't like being referred to as a bird myself or my private parts being referred to as a gash but is just a personal preference.
Luck for me I wasnt talking about you then ay! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!
Lol omg what she say
lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!
This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol "
So she was unshaven then?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was moving out of my mums years ago to live with my girlfriend I was moving stuff a bit at a time.
I went back one day to get a few last things and found my mum had found my porno mag stash (hidden under the bed - original I know) and carefully put them all in a big bag for me so they were easy to carry "
In a wierd way it's probably a relief to a parent to find their son into girlie porn or their daughter into ... um.. girlie porn.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no more sunday dinners for you then lol
Ha ha shes ok I just laughed it off and sent her a tx saying..... ha ha lent on my phone sorry "
well thats good she obviously has a soh , just watch to see how many yorkshire puddins she puts on your plate lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open!
Lol omg what she say
lol she messaged me saying thanks for photos!
This photo was of a fit bird with brown hair with her legs wide open with all on show! lol
So she was unshaven then? "
Yes lovely shaven pussy stockings fit body.... least it was one of the hotter girls on my phone ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I was moving out of my mums years ago to live with my girlfriend I was moving stuff a bit at a time.
I went back one day to get a few last things and found my mum had found my porno mag stash (hidden under the bed - original I know) and carefully put them all in a big bag for me so they were easy to carry
In a wierd way it's probably a relief to a parent to find their son into girlie porn or their daughter into ... um.. girlie porn. "
lol She knows im not gay she thinks im a male slag |
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Mums know that sex happens, that's how we got here in the first place.
It wasn't invented by each successive generation, although when 21 yrs old we all think it is!  |
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OMG... Third time lucky.
I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.
Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x  |
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"Mums know that sex happens, that's how we got here in the first place.
It wasn't invented by each successive generation, although when 21 yrs old we all think it is! "
That's true when I was younger I thought my parents would have definitely stopped having sex at the advanced age of 40 lol. I think people nowadays are a bit more open and all age groups know that sex is for everryone not just the young and beautiful  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OMG... Third time lucky.
I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.
Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x "
Thank you let me know if you wana slap it |
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"OMG... Third time lucky.
I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.
Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x
Thank you let me know if you wana slap it "
I was thinking more biting tbh...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OMG... Third time lucky.
I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.
Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x
Thank you let me know if you wana slap it
I was thinking more biting tbh... "
No problem feel free
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could of been worse, might of been the oh so happy one of you in your pics "
I know im so glad it was not my cock or any of the pics of me fucking lol |
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"OMG... Third time lucky.
I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.
Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x
Thank you let me know if you wana slap it
I was thinking more biting tbh...
No problem feel free
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Woop!! I might get carried away tho... X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OMG... Third time lucky.
I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.
Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x
Thank you let me know if you wana slap it
I was thinking more biting tbh...
No problem feel free
Woop!! I might get carried away tho... X "
Yeah I might turn around and poke your eye out! |
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"OMG... Third time lucky.
I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.
Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x
Thank you let me know if you wana slap it
I was thinking more biting tbh...
No problem feel free
Woop!! I might get carried away tho... X
Yeah I might turn around and poke your eye out! "
Ill keep my glasses on for safety purposes!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mums know that sex happens, that's how we got here in the first place.
It wasn't invented by each successive generation, although when 21 yrs old we all think it is!
That's true when I was younger I thought my parents would have definitely stopped having sex at the advanced age of 40 lol. I think people nowadays are a bit more open and all age groups know that sex is for everryone not just the young and beautiful "
I don't know. I had my youngest son a month after my 40th birthday, I remember my daughter bursting into tears when we told her and she was disgusted, my elder son just thought cool, I'll be a big brother instead of being the youngest.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open! "
Time for you to buy a cheap press button phone to use for family contacts only and use the touch screen phone for your 'collection'!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate touch screen phones! lent on phone just watapped my mum a girl with legs wide open! " with any luck she might think your hinting at what you want for xmas  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OMG... Third time lucky.
I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.
Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x
Thank you let me know if you wana slap it
I was thinking more biting tbh...
No problem feel free
Woop!! I might get carried away tho... X
Yeah I might turn around and poke your eye out!
Ill keep my glasses on for safety purposes!! "
no need for the glasses I will stick straight in your mouth..... Im nice like that |
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"Mums know that sex happens, that's how we got here in the first place.
It wasn't invented by each successive generation, although when 21 yrs old we all think it is!
That's true when I was younger I thought my parents would have definitely stopped having sex at the advanced age of 40 lol. I think people nowadays are a bit more open and all age groups know that sex is for everryone not just the young and beautiful
I don't know. I had my youngest son a month after my 40th birthday, I remember my daughter bursting into tears when we told her and she was disgusted, my elder son just thought cool, I'll be a big brother instead of being the youngest. "
O dear lol. |
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"OMG... Third time lucky.
I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.
Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x
Thank you let me know if you wana slap it
I was thinking more biting tbh...
No problem feel free
Woop!! I might get carried away tho... X
Yeah I might turn around and poke your eye out!
Ill keep my glasses on for safety purposes!!
no need for the glasses I will stick straight in your mouth..... Im nice like that "
Cheeky!! Promises promises x  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OMG... Third time lucky.
I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.
Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x
Thank you let me know if you wana slap it
I was thinking more biting tbh...
No problem feel free
Woop!! I might get carried away tho... X
Yeah I might turn around and poke your eye out!
Ill keep my glasses on for safety purposes!!
no need for the glasses I will stick straight in your mouth..... Im nice like that
Cheeky!! Promises promises x "
Young lady your talking to a man who can back it up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OMG... Third time lucky.
I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.
Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x
Thank you let me know if you wana slap it
I was thinking more biting tbh...
No problem feel free
Woop!! I might get carried away tho... X
Yeah I might turn around and poke your eye out!
Ill keep my glasses on for safety purposes!!
no need for the glasses I will stick straight in your mouth..... Im nice like that
Cheeky!! Promises promises x
Young lady your talking to a man who can back it up."
get a room he he he |
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"OMG... Third time lucky.
I'm so paranoid about doing that. A couple of days ago I was in text conversation with a guy from here, a couple from here, my mum and my ex, could of gotten very ugly!! Lol.
Oh and slightly OT but you have a lovely bum x x
Thank you let me know if you wana slap it
I was thinking more biting tbh...
No problem feel free
Woop!! I might get carried away tho... X
Yeah I might turn around and poke your eye out!
Ill keep my glasses on for safety purposes!!
no need for the glasses I will stick straight in your mouth..... Im nice like that
Cheeky!! Promises promises x
Young lady your talking to a man who can back it up.
get a room he he he "
We are making plans to do just that... X |
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"Im just glad I sent that photo! it could of been worse all my profile pics are on my phone plus loads more! "
When I downloaded and registered for google+ it uploaded all my pics in my phone......had to frantically delete them all before anyone linked to me!!!!!  |
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"Im just glad I sent that photo! it could of been worse all my profile pics are on my phone plus loads more!
When I downloaded and registered for google+ it uploaded all my pics in my phone......had to frantically delete them all before anyone linked to me!!!!! "
oh ha ha thats funny! |
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