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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Sensible answers please, if the world is supposed to end on 21.12.12, how is it going to end is it just going to go bang

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sensible answers please, if the world is supposed to end on 21.12.12, how is it going to end is it just going to go bang"

It may do or it could just break up like a huge earthquake

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"Sensible answers please, if the world is supposed to end on 21.12.12, how is it going to end is it just going to go bang"

I skiped ahead in the time-machine to 22.12.12 and can confirm we are safe.

Phew! Had me worried there

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

There can't be a sensible answer Diamond because its all bollocks

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By *ikkiBWoman  over a year ago

Falkirk

Could be one of many things. Most popular theory seems to be solar flare that knocks the magnetic field and makes the earth go wonky on its axis, climates go odd etc and we cant adapt or something like that lol

Im doing my xmas shopping on the 22nd just to be safe lol

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

no, it will go "whimper, pffle, whinge, die".

I am racking up my credit card and eating chocolate just in case

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By *ovlad1986Man  over a year ago

Bedworth

There is no factual evidence of such a thing anytime in 2012. Everything these people say, and I really do mean everything is wrong or a deliberate lie. These stories exist to make money from selling books of superstition and pseudo-science, and by the by, sell useless "survival goods". Or to promote some dubious personal ideas, such as founding religious cults.

There is no Mayan prophecy. They had a count of days which runs by "baktuns" and a baktun is 144,000 days. Their 13th baktun will reach 144,000 and the count will start at 1 on the 14th baktun the next day. The only inscription that may be associated with this is damaged but says that something will descend into something else. They also say that one of their kings will be remembered in 4772 by our count, so they did not expect an end of the world. The idea that anything would happen is largely due to Jose Arguelles, who has claimed to be a reincarnated Maya. The modern descendants of the Maya, some 6 to 7 million strong think this story is annoying or funny. Not real.

There is no planet X or Nibiru, if these were due in 2012 they would already be visible without needing a big telescope. If the fakes can take blurry photographs of it with standard cameras, why can't we see the thing with binoculars or a $500 telescope from a hobby shop? Why can't thousands of amateur astronomers on every continent see it? Could it be that it does not exist? Planet X was dreamed up by a near - psychotic woman who first said it would be here in 2003 and that she has received telepathic messages from aliens at Zeta Reticuli. Nibiru is science fiction at best and is not supposedly due until after 2085.

The planets cannot and will not line up and it would not matter if they did. The orbits of the planets are tilted slightly in relation to each other so it can't happen. Every few dozen years the five visible planets will almost form up in a line and be visible in a small patch of the sky. Nothing happens. This will not happen in 2012, the next time will be in September 2040. The frauds and woo-woos will be out for that. Remember, you saw it here first. See the "Solar System Live" site.

There are several different versions of the stories about the galactic line up. only one is nearly true and it happens every year around 18 December. it's about 6 degrees out and was closest in 1998. What happened? Nothing.

Big solar flares are not expected. Solar activity is expected to peak in March-April 2013 but it could be earlier or later. The Sun is not entirely predictable but it does have a cycle that runs about 11 years. Solar flares do not reach the Earth, but they do affect us. So called solar storms can affect power transmission here, mainly if the power grids are under strain already. Power companies are aware of this and design their equipment to minimise trouble. So do the operators of communications satellites and telephone systems. Despite the power outages that happened in some parts of North America during the last solar maximum, (or was it the last but one, I forget) there were no problems in Australia. And as far as I recall Europe was not affected either.

The geographic poles cannot reverse since they are stabilised by the Moon's gravity. The amount of force needed to move them would destroy the planet. There is no known source of such a force.

Magnetic pole reversals take thousands of years to happen and before they start, the Earth's magnetic field gets a lot weaker. It is getting weaker at the moment, but it is still far stronger than it has been before previous reversals. The Earth's magnetic field is also much stronger than that of the Sun and far stronger than that of the galaxy so anything magnetic that happens in the galaxy or the Sun does not affect the Earth.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I certainly dont believe it will end but i was curious as to how they think its going to end. Surely they would be able to fortell any major disasters on the horizon or any planets or meterorites popping along

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *ovlad1986Man  over a year ago

Bedworth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is no factual evidence of such a thing anytime in 2012. Everything these people say, and I really do mean everything is wrong or a deliberate lie. These stories exist to make money from selling books of superstition and pseudo-science, and by the by, sell useless "survival goods". Or to promote some dubious personal ideas, such as founding religious cults.

There is no Mayan prophecy. They had a count of days which runs by "baktuns" and a baktun is 144,000 days. Their 13th baktun will reach 144,000 and the count will start at 1 on the 14th baktun the next day. The only inscription that may be associated with this is damaged but says that something will descend into something else. They also say that one of their kings will be remembered in 4772 by our count, so they did not expect an end of the world. The idea that anything would happen is largely due to Jose Arguelles, who has claimed to be a reincarnated Maya. The modern descendants of the Maya, some 6 to 7 million strong think this story is annoying or funny. Not real.

There is no planet X or Nibiru, if these were due in 2012 they would already be visible without needing a big telescope. If the fakes can take blurry photographs of it with standard cameras, why can't we see the thing with binoculars or a $500 telescope from a hobby shop? Why can't thousands of amateur astronomers on every continent see it? Could it be that it does not exist? Planet X was dreamed up by a near - psychotic woman who first said it would be here in 2003 and that she has received telepathic messages from aliens at Zeta Reticuli. Nibiru is science fiction at best and is not supposedly due until after 2085.

The planets cannot and will not line up and it would not matter if they did. The orbits of the planets are tilted slightly in relation to each other so it can't happen. Every few dozen years the five visible planets will almost form up in a line and be visible in a small patch of the sky. Nothing happens. This will not happen in 2012, the next time will be in September 2040. The frauds and woo-woos will be out for that. Remember, you saw it here first. See the "Solar System Live" site.

There are several different versions of the stories about the galactic line up. only one is nearly true and it happens every year around 18 December. it's about 6 degrees out and was closest in 1998. What happened? Nothing.

Big solar flares are not expected. Solar activity is expected to peak in March-April 2013 but it could be earlier or later. The Sun is not entirely predictable but it does have a cycle that runs about 11 years. Solar flares do not reach the Earth, but they do affect us. So called solar storms can affect power transmission here, mainly if the power grids are under strain already. Power companies are aware of this and design their equipment to minimise trouble. So do the operators of communications satellites and telephone systems. Despite the power outages that happened in some parts of North America during the last solar maximum, (or was it the last but one, I forget) there were no problems in Australia. And as far as I recall Europe was not affected either.

The geographic poles cannot reverse since they are stabilised by the Moon's gravity. The amount of force needed to move them would destroy the planet. There is no known source of such a force.

Magnetic pole reversals take thousands of years to happen and before they start, the Earth's magnetic field gets a lot weaker. It is getting weaker at the moment, but it is still far stronger than it has been before previous reversals. The Earth's magnetic field is also much stronger than that of the Sun and far stronger than that of the galaxy so anything magnetic that happens in the galaxy or the Sun does not affect the Earth."

Thats a lil heavy

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By *ovlad1986Man  over a year ago

Bedworth

Sorry was bored

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"I certainly dont believe it will end but i was curious as to how they think its going to end. Surely they would be able to fortell any major disasters on the horizon or any planets or meterorites popping along"

Or any major nuclear weapon deployment. Leading on from this if the world were to come almost to an end and there was major devastation with just a few people left, would you want to be one of the few?

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm guessing that Mork didn't really come from Ork either Wonder where Orson was based? Bet it was bloody Accrington

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I certainly dont believe it will end but i was curious as to how they think its going to end. Surely they would be able to fortell any major disasters on the horizon or any planets or meterorites popping along

Or any major nuclear weapon deployment. Leading on from this if the world were to come almost to an end and there was major devastation with just a few people left, would you want to be one of the few?"

i dont think i would

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Reme you know too much lol, hope it doesn't end I've just wrapped ten selection boxes up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sensible answers please, if the world is supposed to end on 21.12.12, how is it going to end is it just going to go bang

I skiped ahead in the time-machine to 22.12.12 and can confirm we are safe.

Phew! Had me worried there "

That's good then lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Woke this morning with a hangover that felt like the world had already ended!

Glad it hadn't - else I'd never have got my Big Mac fix!

Will it end this year? Bloody hope not - I've still got 3 weeks leave to cram in before next April!!

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Reme you know too much lol, hope it doesn't end I've just wrapped ten selection boxes up "

I'll let you have my address to send mine to

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By *ovlad1986Man  over a year ago

Bedworth

Sorry I read random crap when bored even being on here dont help my boredom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sensible answers please, if the world is supposed to end on 21.12.12, how is it going to end is it just going to go bang"

AM or PM .....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Reme you know too much lol, hope it doesn't end I've just wrapped ten selection boxes up

I'll let you have my address to send mine to "

Best hurry Xmas post may hold things up lol.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I'm taking no chances, tin hat and my oxygen mask have been purchased.. still waiting on my confirmation e-mail about my spaceship ticket tho...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sensible answers please, if the world is supposed to end on 21.12.12, how is it going to end is it just going to go bang"

No not a bang as such, it will either be with a large "ooops" or with a loud "bugger!"

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By *ovlad1986Man  over a year ago

Bedworth


"Reme you know too much lol, hope it doesn't end I've just wrapped ten selection boxes up

I'll let you have my address to send mine to

Best hurry Xmas post may hold things up lol..... "

Drop it off at the number 12 bus stop I pick it up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I'm taking no chances, tin hat and my oxygen mask have been purchased.. still waiting on my confirmation e-mail about my spaceship ticket tho... "

Due to the wrong type of leaves in the sky your spaceship trip has been delayed, please accept this as confirmation of your seat and sent the £17,000,000 booking fee. departure time is 14:75 on 22/12/2012

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry was bored "

You and my OH epuld get on famously. He is always coming out with stuff like that, when I only ask him want he fancies for tea xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is no factual evidence of such a thing anytime in 2012. Everything these people say, and I really do mean everything is wrong or a deliberate lie. These stories exist to make money from selling books of superstition and pseudo-science, and by the by, sell useless "survival goods". Or to promote some dubious personal ideas, such as founding religious cults.

There is no Mayan prophecy. They had a count of days which runs by "baktuns" and a baktun is 144,000 days. Their 13th baktun will reach 144,000 and the count will start at 1 on the 14th baktun the next day. The only inscription that may be associated with this is damaged but says that something will descend into something else. They also say that one of their kings will be remembered in 4772 by our count, so they did not expect an end of the world. The idea that anything would happen is largely due to Jose Arguelles, who has claimed to be a reincarnated Maya. The modern descendants of the Maya, some 6 to 7 million strong think this story is annoying or funny. Not real.

There is no planet X or Nibiru, if these were due in 2012 they would already be visible without needing a big telescope. If the fakes can take blurry photographs of it with standard cameras, why can't we see the thing with binoculars or a $500 telescope from a hobby shop? Why can't thousands of amateur astronomers on every continent see it? Could it be that it does not exist? Planet X was dreamed up by a near - psychotic woman who first said it would be here in 2003 and that she has received telepathic messages from aliens at Zeta Reticuli. Nibiru is science fiction at best and is not supposedly due until after 2085.

The planets cannot and will not line up and it would not matter if they did. The orbits of the planets are tilted slightly in relation to each other so it can't happen. Every few dozen years the five visible planets will almost form up in a line and be visible in a small patch of the sky. Nothing happens. This will not happen in 2012, the next time will be in September 2040. The frauds and woo-woos will be out for that. Remember, you saw it here first. See the "Solar System Live" site.

There are several different versions of the stories about the galactic line up. only one is nearly true and it happens every year around 18 December. it's about 6 degrees out and was closest in 1998. What happened? Nothing.

Big solar flares are not expected. Solar activity is expected to peak in March-April 2013 but it could be earlier or later. The Sun is not entirely predictable but it does have a cycle that runs about 11 years. Solar flares do not reach the Earth, but they do affect us. So called solar storms can affect power transmission here, mainly if the power grids are under strain already. Power companies are aware of this and design their equipment to minimise trouble. So do the operators of communications satellites and telephone systems. Despite the power outages that happened in some parts of North America during the last solar maximum, (or was it the last but one, I forget) there were no problems in Australia. And as far as I recall Europe was not affected either.

The geographic poles cannot reverse since they are stabilised by the Moon's gravity. The amount of force needed to move them would destroy the planet. There is no known source of such a force.

Magnetic pole reversals take thousands of years to happen and before they start, the Earth's magnetic field gets a lot weaker. It is getting weaker at the moment, but it is still far stronger than it has been before previous reversals. The Earth's magnetic field is also much stronger than that of the Sun and far stronger than that of the galaxy so anything magnetic that happens in the galaxy or the Sun does not affect the Earth."

I love it when you talk dirty. Turns me on. Wanna fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I'm taking no chances, tin hat and my oxygen mask have been purchased.. still waiting on my confirmation e-mail about my spaceship ticket tho...

Due to the wrong type of leaves in the sky your spaceship trip has been delayed, please accept this as confirmation of your seat and sent the £17,000,000 booking fee. departure time is 14:75 on 22/12/2012 "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sensible answers please, if the world is supposed to end on 21.12.12, how is it going to end is it just going to go bang"

The lights will go out and not come back on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Earth will turn its gravity off and the parasitic human race will be ejected out into space, then it will heal itself and carry on as normal

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My bonkers but totally gorgeous yoga teacher says that we will face a period of turmoil - an end to things as we currently know them - and then evolve to be better humans. It seems a bit much to achieve in one sleep but there you go.

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By *win PeaksCouple  over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I have a colleague at work who keeps going on about it, yet is still paying into her pension. I have mentioned the irony to her.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So is there any point getting ready for christmas?????

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By *kin BohnerMan  over a year ago

derby


"Sensible answers please, if the world is supposed to end on 21.12.12, how is it going to end is it just going to go bang"

With a damp squib... like most things in life it will be a huge disappointment.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I still think we should have a very big orgy just before 21st, just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I still think we should have a very big orgy just before 21st, just in case."

That's our plan. You have to be prepared for these things.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shit the worlds gona end!!!!!? oh bugger im still a virgin!

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden


"I still think we should have a very big orgy just before 21st, just in case."

I concur.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I still think we should have a very big orgy just before 21st, just in case."

I have it on very good authority, from a Mayan queen currently reincarnated as a grapefruit, that the worlds end will be delayed until the orgy finishes... Therefore a new law is being introduced staggering working hours to maintain a 24/7 "fuck for the world" permanent orgy.

Must be true, you heard it from my fruit bowl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apparently its death by buggery for us all. I would think it will take more than a day though to complete.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its going to go out with a "Bang"..we are off to a super swinging party and definately gonna get a "Bang"...............

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sensible answers please, if the world is supposed to end on 21.12.12, how is it going to end is it just going to go bang

I skiped ahead in the time-machine to 22.12.12 and can confirm we are safe.

Phew! Had me worried there "

It's supposed to end as we know it if you believe bible etc, I take that to mean major changes rather than world going up in a puff of smoke

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