I keep your picture

By *gent Coulson OP Man over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Up on the wall.

It hides a messy stain

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not in love though

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I keep a picture of all my men afterwards.. the newspapers always ruin it with a dark headline though.

By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

Is it even love if you don't sleep with a sex doll made in their likeness?