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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Had their first bird this morning , luckily I managed to wrestle it off them and its flown off ( probably slightly traumatised though )

My old cat used to bring in mice , voles , and she even had a frog once

Any stories about what your cats have done?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

The childhood cat left half a mouse on my violin case

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My cat pissed on my suit the day I had a job interview. He was a dick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My cat pissed on my suit the day I had a job interview. He was a dick!"

Hahaha nearly spat my tea out then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The childhood cat left half a mouse on my violin case

LvM"

Lovely aren’t they !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Our cat has bought in a couple of mice but lazy and doesn't do it often.

She does however prefer my husband and thinks that he is her boyfriend! She will cuddle up with him in bed and sleep on my side and looks at me as if to say "I've got your pillow and your man what are you gonna do about it!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Our cat has bought in a couple of mice but lazy and doesn't do it often.

She does however prefer my husband and thinks that he is her boyfriend! She will cuddle up with him in bed and sleep on my side and looks at me as if to say "I've got your pillow and your man what are you gonna do about it!""

Awwww that’s so cute though x

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit

A Cat we took in during lockdown once brought in an empty bacon packet lol

She also brought moths and mice in.

Our boy brings in leaves and feathers or little black tags ,he's obsessed with them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A Cat we took in during lockdown once brought in an empty bacon packet lol

She also brought moths and mice in.

Our boy brings in leaves and feathers or little black tags ,he's obsessed with them. "

Ours brings in leaves and feathers but normally attached to her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Mine bring in feathers all the time as well

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A black cat we had called Mulder bought me a fish in once through the cat flap, it was massive. We were never sure if he got it from someones pond or from the chippy at the end of the road!

His sister Scully sat in front of me one day, opened her mouth and a butterfly flew out. It was a beautiful moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A black cat we had called Mulder bought me a fish in once through the cat flap, it was massive. We were never sure if he got it from someones pond or from the chippy at the end of the road!

His sister Scully sat in front of me one day, opened her mouth and a butterfly flew out. It was a beautiful moment "

Hahahaa love it

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By *ornyhappyCouple  over a year ago

perth

Over the years (& various cats) we have had voles, shrews, mice, birds, rabbits, moles,rats, bats and a couple of squirrels

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Over the years (& various cats) we have had voles, shrews, mice, birds, rabbits, moles,rats, bats and a couple of squirrels "

Mine started eyeing a pigeon up after I had rescued the small bird , god help me !

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By *eversayNeverCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool

I had an Ex who rang me from work on his lunch break to say...... He’d left mine in a hurry in the morning, assumed he had his sock twisted funny about his toes but trooped on uncomfortably till his break.

When he went to fix his sock, he discovered a dead mouse in his boot!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I had an Ex who rang me from work on his lunch break to say...... He’d left mine in a hurry in the morning, assumed he had his sock twisted funny about his toes but trooped on uncomfortably till his break.

When he went to fix his sock, he discovered a dead mouse in his boot!!! "

Oh my god!

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By *eversayNeverCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I had an Ex who rang me from work on his lunch break to say...... He’d left mine in a hurry in the morning, assumed he had his sock twisted funny about his toes but trooped on uncomfortably till his break.

When he went to fix his sock, he discovered a dead mouse in his boot!!!

Oh my god! "

Not sure who felt worse about it, me or him? Cat definitely didn’t give a shit!!

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"A Cat we took in during lockdown once brought in an empty bacon packet lol

She also brought moths and mice in.

Our boy brings in leaves and feathers or little black tags ,he's obsessed with them.

Ours brings in leaves and feathers but normally attached to her. "

Aww ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have one cat whose hobby is collecting cobwebs. She came in the other day looking like an albino candyfloss.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was staying at a friend's house looking after her two cats while she was on holiday.

Early morning, one of the cats jumped onto the bed, in my sleepy state I gave it some pets, thought it felt strange, looked down to realise I has been petting a dead rat the cat dumped on the bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had their first bird this morning , luckily I managed to wrestle it off them and its flown off ( probably slightly traumatised though )

My old cat used to bring in mice , voles , and she even had a frog once

Any stories about what your cats have done? "

Our old shop cat stole a woman's hat once right off her head ... well, it was part feral and a former farm cat!!

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By *riel13Woman  over a year ago

Northampton

One bought in a screaming frog, one demolished a pigeon on the front garden and filled the whole street with feathers and all that was left was its ribcage and head. One used to nick weird, random objects from the neighbours. One used to sit on the fence and take the piss out of a neighbours dog. One pissed in front of us, in the living room, to let us know he had a water infection. One used to like running up to a particular friend and swiping at him, her sister used to sit behind him and lick his head

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By *acky RacersCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

A good mate of mine moved into a new girlfriends house and she had a cat....He and the cat did not like each other. The cat started pissing in his shoes!

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

We had a mole in a large sweet jar once and a rabbit behind a radiator, both alive.

Our vets cat used to poo in her husband's work boots, after the third time he started checking *before* he put his foot in ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My old cat jumped on my bed and pissed on my ex wife. Wise old cat.

C.

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I had an Ex who rang me from work on his lunch break to say...... He’d left mine in a hurry in the morning, assumed he had his sock twisted funny about his toes but trooped on uncomfortably till his break.

When he went to fix his sock, he discovered a dead mouse in his boot!!! "

Ewwww that happened to me once!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a horrible smell in our kitchen one summer I took all the sink waste apart deep cleaned everything , washed bin out threw away potatoes in case one off. Smell worse next day last result pulled all the machines out, last one we found a dead mouse that the cat had caught and hid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My fat old lady cat, jabba, used to bring in earth worms, moths, daddy long legs but never any mice or other little animals.

She did bring a bengal cat home once and he refused to leave.

It’s odd I’ve spotted this thread as I’m cat sitting my ex brother in laws kitten, jabba isn’t too fussed but the little one is certainly feisty.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had their first bird this morning , luckily I managed to wrestle it off them and its flown off ( probably slightly traumatised though )

My old cat used to bring in mice , voles , and she even had a frog once

Any stories about what your cats have done? "

My cat brings in mice and the occasional bird. All alive and running around/flying if they can. She once even brought in a baby (not fledging) Gold Finch, stolen straight from the nest. It only had its adults wing feathers so a call to the SSPCA so it could be hand reared as I had no idea where it came from or what tree. She doesn’t do this very often. The last bird was a man adult Great Tit

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By *iss KinkWoman  over a year ago

North West

My old cat once brought a baby rabbit in through the cat flap. Uninjured

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By *arrapsMan  over a year ago

port talbot

My old cat caught a toad, I was watching her through the kitchen window, there she was pleased as punch walking down the garden path, toad in her mouth when the toad must have released something in her mouth, she spat the toad out retched and ran for the water bucket to rinse her mouth out.

Funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Over the years (& various cats) we have had voles, shrews, mice, birds, rabbits, moles,rats, bats and a couple of squirrels

Mine started eyeing a pigeon up after I had rescued the small bird , god help me !"

A family cat we had years ago once brought in. Wood Pigeon through the cat flap, might have had a struggle as there was some feathers in it. It was very much alive & flying about in my friends bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have two cats, both Bengal/Siamese cross but unrelated. The younger one, Coco can be a hunter at times and brings me frogs, mice and tiny birds.

I was away from home a couple of months ago and had a couple pet sitting for me. The wife sent me a little video on WhatsApp to tell me the cats had found a little mouse and brought it in.

It was alive and both cats had cornered it in the living room but weren’t attacking it. There was a buzzing noise on the video and I looked at it again and enlarged the picture to check the mouse was ok.

It was tiny and a sandy brown colour - but it had a funny long nose.

It wasn’t like any mouse I had seen before so I Googled it.

It was a Shrew and what I read filled me with alarm. They aren’t mice and have little channels in their teeth that dispense anaesthetic into anything they catch. This means that their prey can be safely left for a few hours immobile and returned to be eaten later. Their fur is also toxic to anything that licks it.

Luckily the husband managed to scoop it up unharmed and put it back in the countryside.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry

My cat is bloody lazy these days. I heard a rustling in the garden yesterday evening. The cat was sat on my car calmly looking down. Then I watch two huge rats run across the yard and watched the cat sit there doing nothing about them and just watching with indifference. Lazy git.

BTW first time I've ever seen rats so that's a concern (especially with my cat proving a useless deterrent). I wonder if building work down the street as disturbed them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had one like that. Lazy little fecker would just lie out on the lawn and birds would literally hop around him. probably thought he was dead!

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By *o scandalousWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

One of my cats caught a young rabbit, not a baby, brought it indoors and the other (who couldn’t catch a cold let alone anything else) mugged her and was growling in the hall, with it still alive, hanging there by the scruff of its neck, in his jaws. She was screaming at him to give it back. I took it off both of them and let it go in the garden.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My old cat caught a toad, I was watching her through the kitchen window, there she was pleased as punch walking down the garden path, toad in her mouth when the toad must have released something in her mouth, she spat the toad out retched and ran for the water bucket to rinse her mouth out.

Funniest thing I’ve ever seen "

Hahaha that’s ace!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

shat on my sons bed...

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

The last cat I lived with got reported by the (irrationally irate) neighbour for constantly crapping in his flower pots

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By *r Rubba LoverMan  over a year ago

Bristol

Ariel is fascinated with worms.

She catches them and then tucks them under the rug edge until we find them all dessicated....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ariel is fascinated with worms.

She catches them and then tucks them under the rug edge until we find them all dessicated...."

Catcrisps!!!! Yum

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By *utcock61Man  over a year ago

glasgow

orrible things.

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By *r Rubba LoverMan  over a year ago

Bristol

You take that back, sir!

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By *atfuckerbristolMan  over a year ago

Wells

I’m occasionally presented with a frog by ours. Boy do those things screech when cornered!!!

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London


"I’m occasionally presented with a frog by ours. Boy do those things screech when cornered!!!"

Until owning cats I never knew frogs could scream

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By *utcock61Man  over a year ago

glasgow

lol,nope.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Slow worms!!! I hate it when they catch them, makes me cross.

They once tried to deplete a nest of sparrows. After rescuing the second one they were grounded for a week!

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By *arneygumbleMan  over a year ago

Catcliffe

Had everything from birds rats sea gulls to rabbits but worsts was a blokes prized racing pigeon. I had to call him and give him the bad news. He turned up and I gave what was left in a show box. He was greatful we bothered to contact him.

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By *lofeldMan  over a year ago

Redhill

Slow worms, pigeons, mice. His toys long ago ceased to be of interest to him.

But the simple fact is, he's very handsome and furry, and needs cuddles, whatever he does.

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

One cat we had tried to bring a magpie he'd caught. The beaks on those things are massive.

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By *helby_335Couple  over a year ago

Aberaeron

Ours have diversified on farm...moles have become a favourite recently!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My cat is a house cat, he brings me toys

He did once catch a huge butterfly and proudly carried it around for hours meowing to be looked at.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a cat bring a mouse in one night close to midnight. It let go and the mouse ran off and found its way under the flooring. To retrieve the dinky critter we had to pull up the flooring piece by piece until we could get it.

The cat just sat and watched as if we were crazy people.

Was past 1am by the time we got to bed.

T

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By *utcock61Man  over a year ago

glasgow

LMAO.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My cat is bloody lazy these days. I heard a rustling in the garden yesterday evening. The cat was sat on my car calmly looking down. Then I watch two huge rats run across the yard and watched the cat sit there doing nothing about them and just watching with indifference. Lazy git.

BTW first time I've ever seen rats so that's a concern (especially with my cat proving a useless deterrent). I wonder if building work down the street as disturbed them."

Yes it may have disturbed them but also the lack of rain everywhere means that animals are more visible as they are all desperate for drinking water.

One year when I returned to Sussex after the summer in France my toilet had been leaking a little from the base. The plumber discovered the plastic flexible pipe inside had been chewed by something so that it could access under the bath. Yuk yuk yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We have one cat whose hobby is collecting cobwebs. She came in the other day looking like an albino candyfloss."

So long as there wasn’t a spider attached to them…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine caught a Mole the other day the git.. unfortunately i couldnt save it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mine caught a Mole the other day the git.. unfortunately i couldnt save it "

Gits aren’t they

Mine have killed a magpie this morning. Them things are massive and my girls are only kittens!

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By *uddy laneMan  over a year ago

dudley

I used to have a Russian grey i have had a few cats but that one was smart and clever and used to bring other cats back with him alive.

and walk to the corner shop and wait outside.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine caught a Mole the other day the git.. unfortunately i couldnt save it

Gits aren’t they

Mine have killed a magpie this morning. Them things are massive and my girls are only kittens! "

They really are!! Cats are absolutely ruthless .. magpies are big birds, killing magpies whilst kittens can only mean you will be getting plenty of body parts as they grow

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading

My sister many years ago were mangers of a post office / newsagents . Near a farm. I was there one day when door rang. Door was open as summer. Saw male standing there . He calmly asked . Can I have our chicken back . Called my sister . She knew him. He then repeated about chicken. Their cat had caught a chicken on farm , carried back home . We found cat and a very angry chicken in living room. Bloody cat bit me when I pick chicken up .

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By *ackdaw52Man  over a year ago

Chesterfield

Mine brings snakes in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mine brings snakes in."

Oh god don’t tell me that !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mine caught a Mole the other day the git.. unfortunately i couldnt save it

Gits aren’t they

Mine have killed a magpie this morning. Them things are massive and my girls are only kittens!

They really are!! Cats are absolutely ruthless .. magpies are big birds, killing magpies whilst kittens can only mean you will be getting plenty of body parts as they grow "

I know ! God help me

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By *rouserbulgeMan  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

My dearly departed cat had a fondness for rabbits. Used to bring them in the house. Sometimes live, sometimes dead. He used to like eating their head so in the morning I’d find a headless rabbit downstairs.

Maybe he was trying to send me a message like the Godfather?

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

One of mine stole some defrosting chicken off a neighbours kitchen table.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My dearly departed cat had a fondness for rabbits. Used to bring them in the house. Sometimes live, sometimes dead. He used to like eating their head so in the morning I’d find a headless rabbit downstairs.

Maybe he was trying to send me a message like the Godfather?"

Please don’t tell me this is true . My cats aren’t even 1 yet and they have started with a magpie. Wheat is this going to lead to them doing???

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door

My first cat brought home rabbits often, but mainly mice/birds, never rats

Never killed anything to my knowledge. He would only let me take the creature off of him.

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By *rMs.NeekCouple  over a year ago

Worcestershire

My cat is a bit special. She once proudly bought in ....

A shuttlecock and presented it to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My cat is a bit special. She once proudly bought in ....

A shuttlecock and presented it to me "

Awwww that’s so sweet I bet she was very proud of herself. X

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By *otterabzMan  over a year ago

Ellon

My mate stays on a croft and is used to the cats bringing in various wildlife. Nothing, however tops her having one bring in a rat which it then sat and ate, at her feet, whilst she was on a works video call. She had to explain what was happening to excuse the noises which the others on the call could hear … haha

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick

My neighbours cat brings lots of crap to my garden.

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By *idnight RamblerMan  over a year ago

Pershore

No members of The Wildlife Trust in then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mate stays on a croft and is used to the cats bringing in various wildlife. Nothing, however tops her having one bring in a rat which it then sat and ate, at her feet, whilst she was on a works video call. She had to explain what was happening to excuse the noises which the others on the call could hear … haha"

Hahaha brilliant !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My neighbours cat brings lots of crap to my garden. "

What sort of stuff ?x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When we lived in a more urban area our cat came home with a roast chicken. It was early Sunday afternoon, the chicken had had the breast meat cut off, but still lots left and the meat was still warm. The little fecker had stolen someone’s Sunday roast.

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus

Not the cat but the dog, once caught a rabbit but must have seen me coming home and swallowed it whole. She chose the moment I sat down to eat to show me she had hidden the entire thing in her gullet by throwing it back up on the lounge floor. She was lovely like that

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By *avid 50Man  over a year ago

kendal

A lady in the village regularly delivers leaflets for a cosmetic firm round her friends , her cat goes out later in the night and brings them all home and she wakes to find all her leaflets on her doorstep. A very possessive cat

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Long ago! One of my cats who was very daring snuck in a neibours house and ate a chicken dinner left on side for their daughter! The dad (sat in lounge) could here the plate chinking from cats collar tag and thought omg the daughter washing up her plate that's a first! X

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"Not the cat but the dog, once caught a rabbit but must have seen me coming home and swallowed it whole. She chose the moment I sat down to eat to show me she had hidden the entire thing in her gullet by throwing it back up on the lounge floor. She was lovely like that "

She probably thought you needed a bit more food.

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"Not the cat but the dog, once caught a rabbit but must have seen me coming home and swallowed it whole. She chose the moment I sat down to eat to show me she had hidden the entire thing in her gullet by throwing it back up on the lounge floor. She was lovely like that

She probably thought you needed a bit more food."

I’d think the same but she was just a wee shite

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By *rMs.NeekCouple  over a year ago

Worcestershire


"My cat is a bit special. She once proudly bought in ....

A shuttlecock and presented it to me

Awwww that’s so sweet I bet she was very proud of herself. X"

She was bless her. She looked at me to say what a clever girl I am mummy

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By *hesblokeMan  over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"The childhood cat left half a mouse on my violin case

LvM"

That was clearly a message. Dunno what.

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

One brought a bird (think it was a magpie) into the house, alive. We ended up having to chase her out with a broom.

She also had a habit of eating pigeons.

Cats are psychopaths

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"One brought a bird (think it was a magpie) into the house, alive. We ended up having to chase her out with a broom.

She also had a habit of eating pigeons.

Cats are psychopaths "

Mine is most definitely !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Loving these stories, proper making me laugh xx

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By *akingMemoriesMan  over a year ago

Toronto

My cat likes to bring in frogs and moths to me as presents…alive. Needless to say, I’ve never been too grateful.

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By *ilver Fox 60Man  over a year ago

Southport

Headless rabbit as a gift

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Headless rabbit as a gift"

Holy shit !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My cat likes to bring in frogs and moths to me as presents…alive. Needless to say, I’ve never been too grateful."

With my old cat , I trod on a dead frog with bare feet ( it was dark)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had their first bird this morning , luckily I managed to wrestle it off them and its flown off ( probably slightly traumatised though )

My old cat used to bring in mice , voles , and she even had a frog once

Any stories about what your cats have done? "

Small birds that have been attacked by cats usually die a short while later from infection even if they appear healthy at the time. Sorry.

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By *heLongTongueMan  over a year ago

boston


"Headless rabbit as a gift"

I got a call at work from my 12yo daughter to say her cat had got a rabbit in the front room and her and her friend had shut the door. Rushed home from work to find a headless rabbit with only one front paw, blood spatter up the wall and a rather stuffed looking cat.

While I was cleaning it all up I suddenly had the epiphany that it wasn’t my cat, wasn’t my house and wasn’t my wall and carpet I was cleaning. My daughter hadn’t been able to get hold of her mum(whose house it was) so had called me and I rushed back to do the Dad thing……

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My cat is a legend.

One stomach from a bird in a doorstep. Disposed of the rest of the body elsewhere... A very neat, ruthlessly efficient killer.

X

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By *akingMemoriesMan  over a year ago

Toronto


"My cat likes to bring in frogs and moths to me as presents…alive. Needless to say, I’ve never been too grateful.

With my old cat , I trod on a dead frog with bare feet ( it was dark) "

Nice…I can imagine the squishy sound. Please don’t tell me you were bare foot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My cat likes to bring in frogs and moths to me as presents…alive. Needless to say, I’ve never been too grateful.

With my old cat , I trod on a dead frog with bare feet ( it was dark)

Nice…I can imagine the squishy sound. Please don’t tell me you were bare foot?"

Yep

Vile

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My cat is a legend.

One stomach from a bird in a doorstep. Disposed of the rest of the body elsewhere... A very neat, ruthlessly efficient killer.

X"

Christ !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Headless rabbit as a gift

I got a call at work from my 12yo daughter to say her cat had got a rabbit in the front room and her and her friend had shut the door. Rushed home from work to find a headless rabbit with only one front paw, blood spatter up the wall and a rather stuffed looking cat.

While I was cleaning it all up I suddenly had the epiphany that it wasn’t my cat, wasn’t my house and wasn’t my wall and carpet I was cleaning. My daughter hadn’t been able to get hold of her mum(whose house it was) so had called me and I rushed back to do the Dad thing…… "

I couldn’t have cleaned that up.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"My cat is a legend.

One stomach from a bird in a doorstep. Disposed of the rest of the body elsewhere... A very neat, ruthlessly efficient killer.

X"

It's their in built ability. Don't die in front of your cat. You're the next meal

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