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Would anyone like a veri?
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over a year ago
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"Any hole??
ANY 
Get yer coat, you've pulled!!
I’m free tonight so I’ll be there for 5. I’ll be done by quarter past "
Damn broo take a pill and make it last least half past |
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"Any hole??
ANY
Get yer coat, you've pulled!!
I’m free tonight so I’ll be there for 5. I’ll be done by quarter past
Damn broo take a pill and make it last least half past"
Nah, she’ll start doing my head by 10 past anyway  |
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over a year ago
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"Fancy a bum? 
LvM
Chair on my face 
Hope you don't mind the danglies in your eyes... 
LvM.
Damn was under the impression you was involved anyways K
Dangle and drip on my face
Can I watch you guys?
K"
Damn was under the impression you was involved anyways K  |
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"Fancy a bum?
LvM
Chair on my face
Hope you don't mind the danglies in your eyes...
LvM.
Damn was under the impression you was involved anyways K
Dangle and drip on my face
Can I watch you guys?
K
Damn was under the impression you was involved anyways K "
No backing out now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any hole??
ANY
Get yer coat, you've pulled!!
I’m free tonight so I’ll be there for 5. I’ll be done by quarter past
Damn broo take a pill and make it last least half past
Nah, she’ll start doing my head by 10 past anyway "
Lmao still best perform like a pornstar |
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"I’ll shag ya for a Greggs yum yum.
Can you do it doggy so I can dip my sausage roll up yer bum
Only if we can do it in front of a mirror and eat yum yums at the same time "
You know how to steal my heart  |
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"Keyser needs one
If he puts a paper bag over his mush I’ll consider it
Oi biatch! You had me whisper sweet nothings when we ‘did it’. "
That was during COVID when we were both wearing those blue mask thingyos  |
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"If we just do an oral only meet does it count more like a webcam veri? 
Yes you can perform oral on me
Oh looks like I’ve just found a veri, sorry to have bothered you  "
Glad to of been of assistance to you |
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over a year ago
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"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange.
Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today "
Saturn has a giant ball in its ring. I didn’t realise you were into that kinda thing. |
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"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange.
Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today
Saturn has a giant ball in its ring. I didn’t realise you were into that kinda thing."
There’s a lot you don’t know about me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange.
Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today
Saturn has a giant ball in its ring. I didn’t realise you were into that kinda thing.
There’s a lot you don’t know about me "
Exactly…..who are ya who are ya |
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"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange.
Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today
Saturn has a giant ball in its ring. I didn’t realise you were into that kinda thing.
There’s a lot you don’t know about me
Exactly…..who are ya who are ya "
The referee’s a wanker |
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"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing
I’m coming Mrs Impatient there’s a few asked before you so wait your turn narky knickers
My knickers are perfectly clean, you cheeky git
They won’t be 5 minutes after I’ve finished with you "
We can do the laundry together afterwards |
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"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing
I’m coming Mrs Impatient there’s a few asked before you so wait your turn narky knickers
My knickers are perfectly clean, you cheeky git
They won’t be 5 minutes after I’ve finished with you
We can do the laundry together afterwards "
That’s a woman’s job isn’t it? |
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"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing
I’m coming Mrs Impatient there’s a few asked before you so wait your turn narky knickers
My knickers are perfectly clean, you cheeky git
They won’t be 5 minutes after I’ve finished with you
We can do the laundry together afterwards
That’s a woman’s job isn’t it? "
But I need help. So much help |
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"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing
I’m coming Mrs Impatient there’s a few asked before you so wait your turn narky knickers
My knickers are perfectly clean, you cheeky git
They won’t be 5 minutes after I’ve finished with you
We can do the laundry together afterwards
That’s a woman’s job isn’t it?
But I need help. So much help "
I’ll help from the settee so I don’t get in your way |
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"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing
I’m coming Mrs Impatient there’s a few asked before you so wait your turn narky knickers
My knickers are perfectly clean, you cheeky git
They won’t be 5 minutes after I’ve finished with you
We can do the laundry together afterwards
That’s a woman’s job isn’t it?
But I need help. So much help
I’ll help from the settee so I don’t get in your way "
You could just bend me over the settee |
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"Errrr, where's my shag, please? I'm here and bracing
I’m coming Mrs Impatient there’s a few asked before you so wait your turn narky knickers
My knickers are perfectly clean, you cheeky git
They won’t be 5 minutes after I’ve finished with you
We can do the laundry together afterwards
That’s a woman’s job isn’t it?
But I need help. So much help
I’ll help from the settee so I don’t get in your way
You could just bend me over the settee "
OK, but don’t get fanny juice on the arm rest this time |
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over a year ago
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"Often wonder who veri's was obtained...and now I know
Willing to swap 2 packets of all blue skittles and Mars Dark Duo
Any takers? "
Now that's an offer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No shag unfortunately but I can give you a Pot Noodle and Terry’s chocolate orange.
Sorry, Saturn is in line with the moon which means I must shag today "
Or?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any hole??
ANY
Get yer coat, you've pulled!!
I’m free tonight so I’ll be there for 5. I’ll be done by quarter past
Damn broo take a pill and make it last least half past
Nah, she’ll start doing my head by 10 past anyway "
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"Any hole??
ANY
Get yer coat, you've pulled!!
I’m free tonight so I’ll be there for 5. I’ll be done by quarter past
Damn broo take a pill and make it last least half past
Nah, she’ll start doing my head by 10 past anyway
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?
Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri
I’ll let you have a crisp?
Monster Munch? "
Your dick does taste like pickled onions  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Often wonder who veri's was obtained...and now I know
Willing to swap 2 packets of all blue skittles and Mars Dark Duo
Any takers?
Now that's an offer! "
Woohoo! Me thought the same |
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?
Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri
I’ll let you have a crisp?
Monster Munch?
Your dick does taste like pickled onions "
My penis doesn’t taste like any form of snack. It’s apparently tastes like ambrosia (not the rice pudding) |
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?
Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri
I’ll let you have a crisp?
Monster Munch?
Your dick does taste like pickled onions
My penis doesn’t taste like any form of snack. It’s apparently tastes like ambrosia (not the rice pudding)"
I was referring to the "gentleman" who offered Monster Munch |
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?
Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri
I’ll let you have a crisp?
Monster Munch?
Your dick does taste like pickled onions "
Hshahaha the jokes on you cause it smells like Space Raiders |
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"One stipulation.
We MUST shag
Love and Peace
Are you fake? Have you actually taken any of these offers yet?
You’ll never know until you put your money where your mouth is  "
So I have to pay you for the privilege of a shag AND the veri??
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting
I’m trying up to 3 pumps now  "
Rex, you're all mouth.
Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend  |
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?
Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri
A competition?
You’ve got to be in it to win it "
Soz |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?
Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri
A competition?
You’ve got to be in it to win it
Soz "
It'll be a bit like a police line up....and as per the film probably full of usual suspects |
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"One stipulation.
We MUST shag
Love and Peace
Are you fake? Have you actually taken any of these offers yet?
You’ll never know until you put your money where your mouth is
So I have to pay you for the privilege of a shag AND the veri??
"
If you want can elite veri you need to get the room, dinner and drinks. If you won’t others will |
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting
I’m trying up to 3 pumps now
Rex, you're all mouth.
Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend "
Oooooo, who’s your friend? |
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"One stipulation.
We MUST shag
Love and Peace
Are you fake? Have you actually taken any of these offers yet?
You’ll never know until you put your money where your mouth is
So I have to pay you for the privilege of a shag AND the veri??
If you want can elite veri you need to get the room, dinner and drinks. If you won’t others will "
I have just the place in mind ! Table for 2 at The Crusty Beaver - it’s 2 main courses for £10 |
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"One stipulation.
We MUST shag
Love and Peace
Are you fake? Have you actually taken any of these offers yet?
You’ll never know until you put your money where your mouth is
So I have to pay you for the privilege of a shag AND the veri??
If you want can elite veri you need to get the room, dinner and drinks. If you won’t others will
I have just the place in mind ! Table for 2 at The Crusty Beaver - it’s 2 main courses for £10 "
Beggars can’t be choosers |
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"Oooh can I get one too if I watch while having a sandwich?
Sorry, you need to be errrrrrr ‘entered’ for a veri
I’ll let you have a crisp?
Monster Munch?
Your dick does taste like pickled onions
My penis doesn’t taste like any form of snack. It’s apparently tastes like ambrosia (not the rice pudding)
I was referring to the "gentleman" who offered Monster Munch "
Ooops…. Clearly defensive over the confectionery smell of my Willy. |
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting
I’m trying up to 3 pumps now
Rex, you're all mouth.
Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend
Oooooo, who’s your friend? "
She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.
She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you |
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting
I’m trying up to 3 pumps now
Rex, you're all mouth.
Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend
Oooooo, who’s your friend?
She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.
She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you "
I might have to lower my inhibitions then |
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"One stipulation.
We MUST shag
Love and Peace
Are you fake? Have you actually taken any of these offers yet?
You’ll never know until you put your money where your mouth is
So I have to pay you for the privilege of a shag AND the veri??
If you want can elite veri you need to get the room, dinner and drinks. If you won’t others will
I have just the place in mind ! Table for 2 at The Crusty Beaver - it’s 2 main courses for £10
Beggars can’t be choosers "
Begging for it just changed this whole dynamic!! |
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"One stipulation.
We MUST shag
Love and Peace
Are you fake? Have you actually taken any of these offers yet?
You’ll never know until you put your money where your mouth is
So I have to pay you for the privilege of a shag AND the veri??
If you want can elite veri you need to get the room, dinner and drinks. If you won’t others will
I have just the place in mind ! Table for 2 at The Crusty Beaver - it’s 2 main courses for £10
Beggars can’t be choosers
Begging for it just changed this whole dynamic!! "
I’m not the one begging |
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting
I’m trying up to 3 pumps now
Rex, you're all mouth.
Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend
Oooooo, who’s your friend?
She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.
She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you
I might have to lower my inhibitions then "
Just lower your pants, that'll do |
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting
I’m trying up to 3 pumps now
Rex, you're all mouth.
Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend
Oooooo, who’s your friend?
She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.
She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you
I might have to lower my inhibitions then
Just lower your pants, that'll do "
I’m ready. Just say when |
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting
I’m trying up to 3 pumps now
Rex, you're all mouth.
Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend
Oooooo, who’s your friend?
She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.
She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you
I might have to lower my inhibitions then
Just lower your pants, that'll do
I’m ready. Just say when "
When |
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting
I’m trying up to 3 pumps now
Rex, you're all mouth.
Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend
Oooooo, who’s your friend?
She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.
She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you
I might have to lower my inhibitions then
Just lower your pants, that'll do
I’m ready. Just say when
When "
I hope your No:2 is ready cause I’m on my way |
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting
I’m trying up to 3 pumps now
Rex, you're all mouth.
Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend
Oooooo, who’s your friend?
She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.
She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you
I might have to lower my inhibitions then
Just lower your pants, that'll do
I’m ready. Just say when
When
I hope your No:2 is ready cause I’m on my way "
She's always ready.
Can you handle us both? |
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting
I’m trying up to 3 pumps now
Rex, you're all mouth.
Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend
Oooooo, who’s your friend?
She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.
She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you
I might have to lower my inhibitions then
Just lower your pants, that'll do
I’m ready. Just say when
When
I hope your No:2 is ready cause I’m on my way
She's always ready.
Can you handle us both? "
Handle? You’ll both be wanting more come the morning |
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting
I’m trying up to 3 pumps now
Rex, you're all mouth.
Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend
Oooooo, who’s your friend?
She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.
She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you
I might have to lower my inhibitions then
Just lower your pants, that'll do
I’m ready. Just say when
When
I hope your No:2 is ready cause I’m on my way
She's always ready.
Can you handle us both?
Handle? You’ll both be wanting more come the morning "
Yeah. Breakfast. Lots of sausage. |
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting
I’m trying up to 3 pumps now
Rex, you're all mouth.
Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend
Oooooo, who’s your friend?
She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.
She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you
I might have to lower my inhibitions then
Just lower your pants, that'll do
I’m ready. Just say when
When
I hope your No:2 is ready cause I’m on my way
She's always ready.
Can you handle us both?
Handle? You’ll both be wanting more come the morning
Yeah. Breakfast. Lots of sausage. "
Could you swallow it all in one? |
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting
I’m trying up to 3 pumps now
Rex, you're all mouth.
Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend
Oooooo, who’s your friend?
She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.
She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you
I might have to lower my inhibitions then
Just lower your pants, that'll do
I’m ready. Just say when
When
I hope your No:2 is ready cause I’m on my way
She's always ready.
Can you handle us both?
Handle? You’ll both be wanting more come the morning
Yeah. Breakfast. Lots of sausage.
Could you swallow it all in one? "
I'd like at least 2 sausages to swallow, Rex. I have quite an appetite |
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"Rex, you can veri me anytime but I'm not shagging you again. I like my men to be more than 2 pumps & a fisting
I’m trying up to 3 pumps now
Rex, you're all mouth.
Such a shame that beautiful penis of yours doesn't work fully. Next time I'll bring a little blue pill....and a friend
Oooooo, who’s your friend?
She wants to stay incognito, Rex, as she has a reputation to uphold.
She will, however, let you go up her bumhole. But only after she's pegged you
I might have to lower my inhibitions then
Just lower your pants, that'll do
I’m ready. Just say when
When
I hope your No:2 is ready cause I’m on my way
She's always ready.
Can you handle us both?
Handle? You’ll both be wanting more come the morning
Yeah. Breakfast. Lots of sausage.
Could you swallow it all in one?
I'd like at least 2 sausages to swallow, Rex. I have quite an appetite "
One in your sucking hole and one up the bum hole? |
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"Yes please, need to blow the cobwebs away from there
Will you display it though?
Obviously, will you?
Like a badge of honour
All good then. Lets get shagging
In
And out hopefully 
And in again "
And out again, good rhythm |
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