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By *ohnny412 OP   Man  over a year ago

benfleet

Does it make a difference?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Footballs are easier to kick than golf balls so guess so yes

Right balls for the job in hand.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think basketball would be tough if ball was smaller

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think basketball would be tough if ball was smaller "

No smaller balls would go through hoop easier surely

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By *ohnny412 OP   Man  over a year ago

benfleet

They swing more, I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They swing more, I suppose "

Than what

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I think basketball would be tough if ball was smaller "

Play wheelchair basketball instead. Much harder - dribbling the ball and pushing/steering your chair at the same time

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"They swing more, I suppose

Than what "

Sweet chariots?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think basketball would be tough if ball was smaller

Play wheelchair basketball instead. Much harder - dribbling the ball and pushing/steering your chair at the same time "

Can't argue

Like to but can't

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By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH

Not keen on beach balls. All that sand stuck to them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They swing more, I suppose

Than what

Sweet chariots?"

Why don't you swing down sweet chariot ......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not keen on beach balls. All that sand stuck to them. "

Your balls are beached or bleached ??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"They swing more, I suppose

Than what

Sweet chariots?

Why don't you swing down sweet chariot ......"

Cos I'd never get back up, not with my dodgy joints

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By *ohnny412 OP   Man  over a year ago

benfleet

They swing more, on this site lol, do girls like bigger ones?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They swing more, I suppose

Than what

Sweet chariots?

Why don't you swing down sweet chariot ......

Cos I'd never get back up, not with my dodgy joints "

Find a better supplier then.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They swing more, on this site lol, do girls like bigger ones? "

Bigger seems to be unpopular and what defines bigger...how would you ascertain yours are more or less...I feel this is a question that requires more research and analytical data as to what quantifies as bigger. Why you ask anyway, you got testical issues?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They swing more, on this site lol, do girls like bigger ones? "

OP you want to tell us something ??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"They swing more, I suppose

Than what

Sweet chariots?

Why don't you swing down sweet chariot ......

Cos I'd never get back up, not with my dodgy joints

Find a better supplier then. "

Got any WD40?

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By *ohnny412 OP   Man  over a year ago

benfleet

Good point what is big? Might not swing as much in the cold

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They swing more, I suppose

Than what

Sweet chariots?

Why don't you swing down sweet chariot ......

Cos I'd never get back up, not with my dodgy joints

Find a better supplier then.

Got any WD40?"

Copious amounts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good point what is big? Might not swing as much in the cold "

Enough now I'm trying to flirt here

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"They swing more, I suppose

Than what

Sweet chariots?

Why don't you swing down sweet chariot ......

Cos I'd never get back up, not with my dodgy joints

Find a better supplier then.

Got any WD40?

Copious amounts "

Be generous then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We need context here.

Are they going to be kicked around a park or slapping off my chin?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They swing more, I suppose

Than what

Sweet chariots?

Why don't you swing down sweet chariot ......

Cos I'd never get back up, not with my dodgy joints

Find a better supplier then.

Got any WD40?

Copious amounts

Be generous then "

Generous is my middle name

Mum was a tad odd.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We need context here.

Are they going to be kicked around a park or slapping off my chin?"

Probably both depending on kink!

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By *shley79Man  over a year ago

Peterborough

I’d imagine the latter lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"We need context here.

Are they going to be kicked around a park or slapping off my chin?"

Could be both if you miss a diving header from the edge of the six yard box

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We need context here.

Are they going to be kicked around a park or slapping off my chin?"

I'm guessing if it's the ops balls they'll be hitting your feet not your chin.

At least I think that's what he's alluding to

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"They swing more, I suppose

Than what

Sweet chariots?

Why don't you swing down sweet chariot ......

Cos I'd never get back up, not with my dodgy joints

Find a better supplier then.

Got any WD40?

Copious amounts

Be generous then

Generous is my middle name

Mum was a tad odd. "

Interesting. My middle name is Ermintrude

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We need context here.

Are they going to be kicked around a park or slapping off my chin?

I'm guessing if it's the ops balls they'll be hitting your feet not your chin.

At least I think that's what he's alluding to"

You are no longer allowed a testicular opinion, you was too busy flirting with WD40!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

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By *educedWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"We need context here.

Are they going to be kicked around a park or slapping off my chin?

I'm guessing if it's the ops balls they'll be hitting your feet not your chin.

At least I think that's what he's alluding to

You are no longer allowed a testicular opinion, you was too busy flirting with WD40!! "

'Scuse me, my name is Mrs KC and I need a good lubin' to get off the floor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We need context here.

Are they going to be kicked around a park or slapping off my chin?

I'm guessing if it's the ops balls they'll be hitting your feet not your chin.

At least I think that's what he's alluding to

You are no longer allowed a testicular opinion, you was too busy flirting with WD40!! "

Dammit I thought I was flirting with kinky couple about WD-40

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We need context here.

Are they going to be kicked around a park or slapping off my chin?

I'm guessing if it's the ops balls they'll be hitting your feet not your chin.

At least I think that's what he's alluding to

You are no longer allowed a testicular opinion, you was too busy flirting with WD40!!

'Scuse me, my name is Mrs KC and I need a good lubin' to get off the floor "

Hi Mrs KC

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By *ohnny412 OP   Man  over a year ago

benfleet

Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts"

Why don't you try inflating yours to 100psi and see what happens?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts"

We've moved on to WD40 now try and keep up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts

Why don't you try inflating yours to 100psi and see what happens?"

Burn!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts

Why don't you try inflating yours to 100psi and see what happens?"

What's that in bar/g

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts

Why don't you try inflating yours to 100psi and see what happens?

Burn!"

Ooooooft. Don't put butter on it. Or WD40

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By *offiaCoolWoman  over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts"

Does it ? Your profile says you have a thick cock and big balls ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts

We've moved on to WD40 now try and keep up "

Put it on your balls...I wouldn't if it'll silence the slap?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts

Why don't you try inflating yours to 100psi and see what happens?

What's that in bar/g"

6.8 bar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts

Why don't you try inflating yours to 100psi and see what happens?

Burn!

Ooooooft. Don't put butter on it. Or WD40 "

Ohh do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts

Why don't you try inflating yours to 100psi and see what happens?

What's that in bar/g

6.8 bar"

So 100psi then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts

Does it ? Your profile says you have a thick cock and big balls ?"

Lack of drainage issues...a blockage would cause that..I'd phone Dyno-rod

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts

Does it ? Your profile says you have a thick cock and big balls ?

Lack of drainage issues...a blockage would cause that..I'd phone Dyno-rod"

Is it sounding if you shove a camera down to check for 'bergs?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does the pressure build up more in big balls? Like a football bigger the ball the more the pressure lasts

Does it ? Your profile says you have a thick cock and big balls ?

Lack of drainage issues...a blockage would cause that..I'd phone Dyno-rod

Is it sounding if you shove a camera down to check for 'bergs? "

On a long stick too....right down the pipe!

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By *ohnny412 OP   Man  over a year ago

benfleet

Maybe there is more to shave, keep smooth. With costs rising keeping bigger balls smooth now costs more. Its a tax on the bigger balled people. Must be the same for the ladies , if you grow quicker it costs more. A rebate, might be in the next government review.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Maybe there is more to shave, keep smooth. With costs rising keeping bigger balls smooth now costs more. Its a tax on the bigger balled people. Must be the same for the ladies , if you grow quicker it costs more. A rebate, might be in the next government review. "

Blowtorch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maybe there is more to shave, keep smooth. With costs rising keeping bigger balls smooth now costs more. Its a tax on the bigger balled people. Must be the same for the ladies , if you grow quicker it costs more. A rebate, might be in the next government review. "

And now your talking bollocks

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

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By *ohnny412 OP   Man  over a year ago

benfleet

It's easier for a reach around with big balls, let's get back to why we are here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better "

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting "

Its all pointless if talking just balls!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting "

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting "

oh i dont wish that on anyone ooh the pain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting oh i dont wish that on anyone ooh the pain "

My flirting is painful ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening "

Thats a metaphorical reference if ever I saw one ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening "

Any pointers

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting oh i dont wish that on anyone ooh the pain

My flirting is painful ??"

getting a kick in the balls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Thats a metaphorical reference if ever I saw one ... "

I thought I meant my flirting was crap nothing to do with metatarsals

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Any pointers "

There's no lead in the pencil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting oh i dont wish that on anyone ooh the pain

My flirting is painful ??getting a kick in the balls "

For my flirting, that's harsh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Any pointers

There's no lead in the pencil "

Not much pencil either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Thats a metaphorical reference if ever I saw one ...

I thought I meant my flirting was crap nothing to do with metatarsals "

If its metatarsal problems then i digest put best foot forward first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Any pointers

There's no lead in the pencil "

Its all that WD40...!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Thats a metaphorical reference if ever I saw one ...

I thought I meant my flirting was crap nothing to do with metatarsals

If its metatarsal problems then i digest put best foot forward first

"

I've only got one good foot so I'll fall flat on my silly face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Thats a metaphorical reference if ever I saw one ...

I thought I meant my flirting was crap nothing to do with metatarsals

If its metatarsal problems then i digest put best foot forward first

"

I've got gout in both at the moment so no best foot

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Any pointers

There's no lead in the pencil

Not much pencil either "

No wood?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Thats a metaphorical reference if ever I saw one ...

I thought I meant my flirting was crap nothing to do with metatarsals

If its metatarsal problems then i digest put best foot forward first

I've only got one good foot so I'll fall flat on my silly face "

With arse in air? Not again?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Any pointers

There's no lead in the pencil

Not much pencil either

No wood?!"

Hopefully soon

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Thats a metaphorical reference if ever I saw one ...

I thought I meant my flirting was crap nothing to do with metatarsals

If its metatarsal problems then i digest put best foot forward first

I've only got one good foot so I'll fall flat on my silly face

With arse in air? Not again?"

Sorry, Gerald. I know it affects your eyesight

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs "

Swedish?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Thats a metaphorical reference if ever I saw one ...

I thought I meant my flirting was crap nothing to do with metatarsals

If its metatarsal problems then i digest put best foot forward first

I've only got one good foot so I'll fall flat on my silly face "

Beat me then showoff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Thats a metaphorical reference if ever I saw one ...

I thought I meant my flirting was crap nothing to do with metatarsals

If its metatarsal problems then i digest put best foot forward first

I've only got one good foot so I'll fall flat on my silly face

With arse in air? Not again?

Sorry, Gerald. I know it affects your eyesight "

So you got one good foot...and he's got gout ....I really hope you two don't have a fetish for feet...!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Thats a metaphorical reference if ever I saw one ...

I thought I meant my flirting was crap nothing to do with metatarsals

If its metatarsal problems then i digest put best foot forward first

I've only got one good foot so I'll fall flat on my silly face

With arse in air? Not again?

Sorry, Gerald. I know it affects your eyesight

So you got one good foot...and he's got gout ....I really hope you two don't have a fetish for feet...!!"

WD-40 is my fetish

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Thats a metaphorical reference if ever I saw one ...

I thought I meant my flirting was crap nothing to do with metatarsals

If its metatarsal problems then i digest put best foot forward first

I've only got one good foot so I'll fall flat on my silly face

With arse in air? Not again?

Sorry, Gerald. I know it affects your eyesight

So you got one good foot...and he's got gout ....I really hope you two don't have a fetish for feet...!!

WD-40 is my fetish "

Born slippy, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Thats a metaphorical reference if ever I saw one ...

I thought I meant my flirting was crap nothing to do with metatarsals

If its metatarsal problems then i digest put best foot forward first

I've only got one good foot so I'll fall flat on my silly face

With arse in air? Not again?

Sorry, Gerald. I know it affects your eyesight

So you got one good foot...and he's got gout ....I really hope you two don't have a fetish for feet...!!

WD-40 is my fetish "

I literally have no comeback!

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

Patrick McGoohan's absurd, unintelligible but highly acclaimed television series from the late 1960s had the biggest balls of all; they used to chase people around the village, located in Wales that was designed by architect Clough Williams Ellis in the 1930s, but construction took place over several decades.

The Prisoner has a fanbase that is fastidiously precise about every tiny detail and minutiae if the series.

If I am wrong about the balls I will be admonished vilified and chastised!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Thats a metaphorical reference if ever I saw one ...

I thought I meant my flirting was crap nothing to do with metatarsals

If its metatarsal problems then i digest put best foot forward first

I've only got one good foot so I'll fall flat on my silly face

With arse in air? Not again?

Sorry, Gerald. I know it affects your eyesight

So you got one good foot...and he's got gout ....I really hope you two don't have a fetish for feet...!!

WD-40 is my fetish

I literally have no comeback!"

Can I have my come back please

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs

Swedish?"

Na with gravy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Thats a metaphorical reference if ever I saw one ...

I thought I meant my flirting was crap nothing to do with metatarsals

If its metatarsal problems then i digest put best foot forward first

I've only got one good foot so I'll fall flat on my silly face

With arse in air? Not again?

Sorry, Gerald. I know it affects your eyesight

So you got one good foot...and he's got gout ....I really hope you two don't have a fetish for feet...!!

WD-40 is my fetish

I literally have no comeback!

Can I have my come back please"

I think it's all gone. Come and gone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Thats a metaphorical reference if ever I saw one ...

I thought I meant my flirting was crap nothing to do with metatarsals

If its metatarsal problems then i digest put best foot forward first

I've only got one good foot so I'll fall flat on my silly face

With arse in air? Not again?

Sorry, Gerald. I know it affects your eyesight

So you got one good foot...and he's got gout ....I really hope you two don't have a fetish for feet...!!

WD-40 is my fetish

I literally have no comeback!

Can I have my come back please"

You can but you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs

Swedish?

Na with gravy "

What kind of gravy? I like gentleman's relish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id much prefer to kick a football than a marble so ya big balls are better

Think I'd prefer to kick the OPs balls then he'd leave us in peace so I could carry on my pointless flirting

If you've lost the point, you'd better get sharpening

Thats a metaphorical reference if ever I saw one ...

I thought I meant my flirting was crap nothing to do with metatarsals

If its metatarsal problems then i digest put best foot forward first

I've only got one good foot so I'll fall flat on my silly face

With arse in air? Not again?

Sorry, Gerald. I know it affects your eyesight

So you got one good foot...and he's got gout ....I really hope you two don't have a fetish for feet...!!

WD-40 is my fetish

I literally have no comeback!

Can I have my come back please

You can but you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth!! "

She was cremated in 2007 so guess that's a no

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs

Swedish?

Na with gravy

What kind of gravy? I like gentleman's relish "

Ok I'm now imagining lots of Swedish men knocking one out over your meatballs in IKEA

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs

Swedish?

Na with gravy

What kind of gravy? I like gentleman's relish

Ok I'm now imagining lots of Swedish men knocking one out over your meatballs in IKEA "

My meatballs are a closely guarded secret

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs

Swedish?

Na with gravy

What kind of gravy? I like gentleman's relish

Ok I'm now imagining lots of Swedish men knocking one out over your meatballs in IKEA

My meatballs are a closely guarded secret "

Not in ikea they isnt

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs

Swedish?

Na with gravy

What kind of gravy? I like gentleman's relish

Ok I'm now imagining lots of Swedish men knocking one out over your meatballs in IKEA

My meatballs are a closely guarded secret

Not in ikea they isnt"

We're banned from IKEA. Apparently you shouldn't do THAT in the kitchen accessories aisle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs

Swedish?

Na with gravy

What kind of gravy? I like gentleman's relish

Ok I'm now imagining lots of Swedish men knocking one out over your meatballs in IKEA

My meatballs are a closely guarded secret

Not in ikea they isnt

We're banned from IKEA. Apparently you shouldn't do THAT in the kitchen accessories aisle "

I mistake the Bathroom section for the toilets... I thought "fuck me, they got unisex toilets. How European"

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs

Swedish?

Na with gravy

What kind of gravy? I like gentleman's relish "

Bisto with onions and I'm happy to leave a deposit

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

IKEA - Scandinavian for value. What's Scandinavian for "I must sleep now, yon jokers"?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Prefer my balls on a plate meatballs

Swedish?

Na with gravy

What kind of gravy? I like gentleman's relish

Bisto with onions and I'm happy to leave a deposit "

Don't scrimp and please just drop it on the top. Ta

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"IKEA - Scandinavian for value. What's Scandinavian for "I must sleep now, yon jokers"? "

Sweet dreams

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"IKEA - Scandinavian for value. What's Scandinavian for "I must sleep now, yon jokers"? "

Sucketh haireth Gonadi ..

Oops sorry, that's Latin!!

Night x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Sayonara, you saucy cojones

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

chichester

Big hanging balls look super masculine for me plus a visual turn on. So yes a big thumbs up. Though it’s very rare to find men with some serious big low hangers especially on fab

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By *ean counterMan  over a year ago

Kettering

Now I have an ACDC song stuck in my head all day !! Thanks !!

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By *ribsaMan  over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Those zorb balls look like great fun and they are big balls.

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By *ohnny412 OP   Man  over a year ago

benfleet

Love my balls being licked and sucked like ice cream

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