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By *ennbillCouple
over a year ago
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Guy never showed but we found him on here an hour after scheduled meet time. He said he was done for drink driving on his way to us. Erm why arnt you in a cell then instead of being on here??? He vanished. Pain as we had spent time and effort getting ready and a hotel room paid for! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy never showed but we found him on here an hour after scheduled meet time. He said he was done for drink driving on his way to us. Erm why arnt you in a cell then instead of being on here??? He vanished. Pain as we had spent time and effort getting ready and a hotel room paid for!"
Wow stood you up, you are class.
I suppose its just all talk and no action with some |
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Arranged to meet a couple in a local pub and they sent a message saying they were in another pub ( they'd got lost) and could we meet them there ?? trouble being the pub they were meant to be in had closed months before ???...or arranged to meet a male we'd been chatting to for ages arranged to meet up 5 minutes before the meet he sent a message saying " He wasn't feeling it " ...  |
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By *valon7 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Guy never showed but we found him on here an hour after scheduled meet time. He said he was done for drink driving on his way to us. Erm why arnt you in a cell then instead of being on here??? He vanished. Pain as we had spent time and effort getting ready and a hotel room paid for!"
Very annoying!Maybe he did have his phone in the Cell?  |
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By *valon7 OP Woman
over a year ago
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" Arranged to meet a couple in a local pub and they sent a message saying they were in another pub ( they'd got lost) and could we meet them there ?? trouble being the pub they were meant to be in had closed months before ???...or arranged to meet a male we'd been chatting to for ages arranged to meet up 5 minutes before the meet he sent a message saying " He wasn't feeling it " ... "
He sounds a bit of a diva! |
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His mum had died, which wasn't in any way funny until he came back on site later that day and posted a meet for the following day, then blocked me.
He approached me on another site a few months later. I didn't interact, don't want to be responsible for matricide, even of the fictional type. |
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But our Best ever excuse was ...In the chat room on cam ,chatting away on comes a couple look at their profile etc etc and we get chatting and then we ask if they can put their cam on ( nothing sexual etc etc ) and they informed us they couldn't as the hamster had ate it ??..... |
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By *valon7 OP Woman
over a year ago
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" But our Best ever excuse was ...In the chat room on cam ,chatting away on comes a couple look at their profile etc etc and we get chatting and then we ask if they can put their cam on ( nothing sexual etc etc ) and they informed us they couldn't as the hamster had ate it ??....."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leg was hurting from being back at work from an operation he had a few months beforehand.
He was back at work two weeks he cancelled 5mins before or time. Me sitting ready after getting dressed.
Another couldn't find the house.
I Google map pinned my address.
Usually most arrange beforehand or on that day and go quiet coming up to the time or meet. |
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When I leave for a meet I let the people know my ETA. I had a puncture on my car and sent a message saying I would be 10mins late as I was changing it. I even added a pic to the message. When I messaged them back 10mins later to say I was on my way they blocked me. I pulled up outside the house and waited, the curtains twitched but I think they were too proud to unblock me and message me.
That’s the only bad one I’ve had |
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By *valon7 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I ended up feeling unwell on the long ish drive to a meet. I had to message them to say. It sounded so flakey that I was going to be later than planned. It turned out to be a great meet. "
You probably felt a bit nervous rather than ill.At least you turned up! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ive dodged a couple bullets
1) tried to meet for weeks then finally met he had to go home his son was ill i said couldnt his mum deal with it and i blocked him soon after
2) he was a lot older than his pic and i coped with a coffee he kept wanting to kiss me ....i kept checking my phone then went home |
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Once arranged a meet, lived in a first floor flat at the time. I was looking out of the living room window, saw the guy walking along the path in front of the flats, he turned and saw me looking- then look horrified and literally skidaddled, running as fast as his legs could carry him! |
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Once arranged a meet, lived in a first floor flat at the time. I was looking out of the living room window, saw the guy walking along the path in front of the flats, he turned and saw me looking- then look horrified and literally skidaddled, running as fast as his legs could carry him! |
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it open a bit,I turned round and bang 
They blocked me when I messaged why I couldn't meet 
