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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a penis that I am willing to let a lovely lady borrow and keep safe in her lady parts 
Is it detachable?
Pxx
They don’t call me the lego prick for nothing you know  "
That's a new one, not sure it sounds too pleasurable though. Lego bricks have sharp corners
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"I have a penis that I am willing to let a lovely lady borrow and keep safe in her lady parts
Is it detachable?
Pxx
They don’t call me the lego prick for nothing you know
That's a new one, not sure it sounds too pleasurable though. Lego bricks have sharp corners
Pxx"
Not all do. Theres a lot of long, hard, rounded and smooooooth lego these days.
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Got it last week well done it to myself
Shaving cut bad one right behind the knee where that tendon hits? Not really just one cut more like I scraped so 4 or 5 little ones. Bled like mad and now sore as hell! Keep forgetting when I’m putting perfume on |
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over a year ago
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A new sofa that is just awful! Not comfortable, full of faults! Thankfully I’ve still got my old sofa which is so much more comfortable but I was looking forward to a new one that reclined and went with my sofa  May have a vodka as I’m pissed off about this and the fact the delivery guy decided to walk all over my new carpet in his bloody boots when I said I would put covers down totally disregarded |
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