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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bit of fun here guys !
I was having sex at the bottom of the bed , me stood up with her on the edge of the bed !
Anyways I pulled out as you do and cum !
Never thought anything of it until we put the light on and realised there was cum about 2 foot above the headboard lol !
That's a good distance to fire your spunk lol
Would a woman find that off putting ?
And how far have you guys spunked lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you partially squeeze or in some way restrict the diameter of the urethra you will gain a higher velocity. I have seen people hit light shades before now.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always wondered what it would be like to have sex with Superman..?
I think there might be a serious risk of him both hitting the spot, and also blowing the top of my head off.....
Scary !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not just the chaps..
at a club I was having some fun and when I squirted I hit the ceiling in the playroom we were in and after I came out from the shower the guy I was with had told the owner so we could clean it up and I walked in the room to a round of applause...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I were a ladd....." I used to practice my 'distance work' by measuring how far I could shot my load towards the window of my bedroom.
Best I ever did was about 7' 6" when I was about 15...
Told Perky about that when we got together and she just said.... 'so what's ya problem now....?' So much for appreciation.... 
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By (user no longer on site)
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""When I were a ladd....." I used to practice my 'distance work' by measuring how far I could shot my load towards the window of my bedroom.
Best I ever did was about 7' 6" when I was about 15...
Told Perky about that when we got together and she just said.... 'so what's ya problem now....?' So much for appreciation....
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i would have been well chuffed with that and Im not a man! If i was tho I'd have to try and beat you're record hahaa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember an incident with a meet where I was trying to maneuver a facial and almost took her eye out from where my cock was.... Which was right at her minge....  |
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"Always wondered what it would be like to have sex with Superman..?
I think there might be a serious risk of him both hitting the spot, and also blowing the top of my head off.....
Scary !!!"
It be a one time thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always wondered what it would be like to have sex with Superman..?
I think there might be a serious risk of him both hitting the spot, and also blowing the top of my head off.....
Scary !!!"
Lol that's funny |
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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago
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"ive come 100's of yards. once off the sheer cliffs on the nth cornish coast and again off the top of the eiffel tower. "
Damnnn it...You were that person to drop a cum from the tower!!!!!! The french police are still looking for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""When I were a ladd....." I used to practice my 'distance work' by measuring how far I could shot my load towards the window of my bedroom.
Best I ever did was about 7' 6" when I was about 15...
Told Perky about that when we got together and she just said.... 'so what's ya problem now....?' So much for appreciation....
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Lol oh dear woman for u |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"According to Yahoo Answers, the record is 18 feet and 9 inches. In other words, nearly as far as my penis is long."
Well that's put my 7ft 6 effort into perspective..... Damn!
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"ive come 100's of yards. once off the sheer cliffs on the nth cornish coast and again off the top of the eiffel tower. "
Please note that wanking from heights is an extreme sport and should only be undertaken by highly trained professionals. Individual and group lessons are available, inbox me for details. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ive come 100's of yards. once off the sheer cliffs on the nth cornish coast and again off the top of the eiffel tower. Please note that wanking from heights is an extreme sport and should only be undertaken by highly trained professionals. Individual and group lessons are available, inbox me for details. "
Hence the name cliff lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have never actually measured how far i shoot,but if i leave it a few days i am always impressed not only by the distance but the quantity of cum ejaculated. |
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once hit me in the eye and it bloody hurt...felt bruised for a few days after lol 
