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Hey what if your private parts could talk

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

What would they be saying

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

If you're not careful, you'll be a virgin again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop scratching and go to the doctors, dirty bitch.

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By *uper SaiyanMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Whens the drought ending?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop tormenting me stop letting your brain control me you arse hole

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By *uper SaiyanMan over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop battering me..please! Is what they would say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's that funny smell?

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By *uper SaiyanMan over a year ago

Birmingham

I wish I was a little bit taller,

I wish I had a good looking girl,

I would call her....

...Among other things my penis says

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish I was a little bit taller,

I wish I had a good looking girl,

I would call her....

...Among other things my penis says

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By *G LanaTV/TS over a year ago

Gosport

Whats the #%*! with all the herbs, with these hormone fluctuations we don't know if were coming or going.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s sobbing and feeling sorry for it’s self.

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By *ausage1970Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

You get a frecken holiday and I don't?

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By *aughty but nice...Man over a year ago

Staffs

"I'm not going in there.....again"

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

There would be a constant ‘ oh ffs not again!’ Coming from my pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Isn’t it time you got a girlfriend again so you can stop beating me up everyday??”

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By *orny DeucesCouple over a year ago

Mansfield

Oi, where's all the new places you said we were going?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let me in….LET ME IN!!!!

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By *hager777Man over a year ago

Hereford

Am I getting a brown smelly tan again today?

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

Leave me alone, don’t… don’t you dare touch… me! Get off me you animal! Ok that was good, same time again tomorrow?

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

What do you mean if?

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