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A vibrator that talks what would it say

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Evening all

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By *hisisntpofMan over a year ago

bristol

Im drowning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's like a TARDIS in here

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By *ister CMan over a year ago

liverpool

Stop... please just stop...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone turn on the lights lights lights

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Get yersen a fella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a break now

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

Have you cum yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get yersen a fella

"
haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've a feeling they'd have a stutter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aww so that's the clit....got it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make me a cup off tea luv

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Blimey it's dark in here......

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I said I,d be better than your last fu k

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'll show him the G spot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please put me back in drawer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a rest or I’m on strike

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm not meant for this hole

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Don't forget the lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You didn't clean of last time

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

I reckon it would fo a good rendition of the crazy frog.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats that smell

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By *rambuie100Man over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Ooooooo the hokey y

In out, in out and shake it all about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give me 2 tablets my heads banging

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

All I'd be able to hear are muffled screams

Kind like the Ace Ventura door scene

https://youtu.be/IIgyr1_Z_qA

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

ECHO,ECHO, echo....

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Did someone just fart?

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Mmmph mmphh mm mm mmph"

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Bzzzzzzzzz

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By *unx2019Couple over a year ago

Moray

Give it a rest will ya!!!

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

"I'm so tired!"

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Evening all

"

Why would it say “evening all”?

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By *ir LixalotMan over a year ago

Blackburn

"There's only three buttons ffs, just keep pressing one til Im not making this any more awkward for us all... Jesus Christ.. no wonder you need help making them cum" (that's pretty much a word for word transcript from a friend of a friend's actual experience)..

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

mffhmmfhmffh...slow down will you!...mmmfffhmfhhhh...gasp! what's the rush???...mmfffhhmmmfhhmff...fuck sake woman! you're going to do yourself a damage!!...mfffhmffffhhhh...ewwww, what's that wet stuff????...mmmmmffffffhhhhhh!!...aaaaaah! phew! thank gawd for that.

You gonna wash me before you go to sleep??

Oi!! Don't leave me smelling like a fishmongers all night.

Fucking filthy mare, at least lick me clean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"mffhmmfhmffh...slow down will you!...mmmfffhmfhhhh...gasp! what's the rush???...mmfffhhmmmfhhmff...fuck sake woman! you're going to do yourself a damage!!...mfffhmffffhhhh...ewwww, what's that wet stuff????...mmmmmffffffhhhhhh!!...aaaaaah! phew! thank gawd for that.

You gonna wash me before you go to sleep??

Oi!! Don't leave me smelling like a fishmongers all night.

Fucking filthy mare, at least lick me clean

"

Haha now that was a great one

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By *ingo00Man over a year ago

Cowley

Not again, for fuck sake that's the 4th time today

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By *_Love_CandyWoman over a year ago

Greater London

Mine has just broken!!!! Devastated. Ha!

Was definitely screaming to stop lol

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By *eah BabyCouple over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

I love my job

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

D d d d d d diiiiiiiid i i i fu fffffu fucking ssstutter turn me off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex again? Buzzing.

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By *idnight RamblerMan over a year ago

Pershore

Good, good, good, good vibrations

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"

You gonna wash me before you go to sleep??

Oi!! Don't leave me smelling like a fishmongers all night.

Fucking filthy mare, at least lick me clean

"

Taste the rainbow trout?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seriously all the way?

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By *P4RTANMan over a year ago

near

Seals gone on this one..

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By *rimmed587Man over a year ago

lutterworth

In for a penny in for a pound

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Am I getting living wage for this?

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

I can't wait to die on you just at the point of orgasm

Fun fact: a male black widow probably says the same

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By *ollydoesWoman over a year ago

Shangri-La

I feel used..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you guess what it is yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've a headache!

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By *_Mr.K_xMan over a year ago

Somewhere between Hades and Narnia

"You're taking the batteries from the TV remote... again??? What's next, the kid's nightlight?"

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Rrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *artinMG4Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Come this way....."

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Where is that prostate hiding?

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Put me back in the toy box I’m not yours..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vibrator would say "I don't care one bit whether you like me or not, either way you can go fuck yourself"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What you moaning about? Thank your lucky stars you arnt your mate...he ended up in Louis Spence's arse!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all

"

Give me a break!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is somebody cooking fish?"

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