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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cum stain on my dress I didn’t notice from a previous meet that morning
He must have missed my face a little
Had a regular in the morning
And decided to have a meet at night with a new guy
Hasn’t put dress in washing or anything and though I am not doing to wash’s so though I get away with the same dress opps didn’t notice |
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over a year ago
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"Him being several inches shorter and lasted about 2mins, then took a phonecall and left. First Fab meet too  "
Not an impressive start? Take it meets got better?  |
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"The butt plug disappearance!  x
Oh yes....I have been there! "
Had visions of hospitals! Was our first meet had a coffee then back ti his! Him still in his police uniform! I do think maybe he would have just dropped me at casuallty and drove of lol! Lucky he managed to get fingers in and hook it out! he said it was a way in! Suppose could say I've been anully fisted kinda! He was OK about it dropped me home! Could say he knew me very personally lol! Gave me a good verri! But left site few days later! Never heard from him again! I do peer in all the passing police cars now out and about! Seen him once driving along! X |
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"The butt plug disappearance! x
Oh yes....I have been there!
Had visions of hospitals! Was our first meet had a coffee then back ti his! Him still in his police uniform! I do think maybe he would have just dropped me at casuallty and drove of lol! Lucky he managed to get fingers in and hook it out! he said it was a way in! Suppose could say I've been anully fisted kinda! He was OK about it dropped me home! Could say he knew me very personally lol! Gave me a good verri! But left site few days later! Never heard from him again! I do peer in all the passing police cars now out and about! Seen him once driving along! X"
 I was asked if I wanted a hand to get it out. Even though we had been seeing each other quite a while I politely declined lol. Been much more careful since then! |
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Total bloodbath! Period came on unexpectedly (when I was still having them) white sheets, pale bedding (new bedding as it happened totally ruined!) soooooo 
Luckily meet was very easy going guy and totally unphased bless him, I think we met once or twice after that then he left if I remember as he got in a relationship
Beppy all the way after that!
Although I’m fine now really
Plenty of other incidents due to my insane clumsiness too, but generally laugh them off, I’m rather prone to bumping into furniture, knocking stuff over, almost (and once actually!) falling off the bed! Not terribly embarrassing but bloody sore! |
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"The butt plug disappearance! x
Oh yes....I have been there!
Had visions of hospitals! Was our first meet had a coffee then back ti his! Him still in his police uniform! I do think maybe he would have just dropped me at casuallty and drove of lol! Lucky he managed to get fingers in and hook it out! he said it was a way in! Suppose could say I've been anully fisted kinda! He was OK about it dropped me home! Could say he knew me very personally lol! Gave me a good verri! But left site few days later! Never heard from him again! I do peer in all the passing police cars now out and about! Seen him once driving along! X
I was asked if I wanted a hand to get it out. Even though we had been seeing each other quite a while I politely declined lol. Been much more careful since then!"
I was just so gratefull! As I couldn't get it and was starting to panic! When he said um the plug I thought he was gonna say its come out! As was doggy and quite passionate! But no the plug has disappeared! My heart almost stopped! X |
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"Total bloodbath! Period came on unexpectedly (when I was still having them) white sheets, pale bedding (new bedding as it happened totally ruined!) soooooo
Luckily meet was very easy going guy and totally unphased bless him, I think we met once or twice after that then he left if I remember as he got in a relationship
Beppy all the way after that!
Although I’m fine now really
Plenty of other incidents due to my insane clumsiness too, but generally laugh them off, I’m rather prone to bumping into furniture, knocking stuff over, almost (and once actually!) falling off the bed! Not terribly embarrassing but bloody sore! "
Oh gosh. I had that with someone I met on another app. It was totally unexpected and the guy didn't do well with blood. He went pale  |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
Mentioned this on a previous thread. My Ex GF and I met a couple who didn't match the photos. We had a drink with them anyway and went back to their hotel.
The other woman got so d*unk she rushed off to the bathroom and was sick. At least that gave us some space to get out of the room!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Him being several inches shorter and lasted about 2mins, then took a phonecall and left. First Fab meet too "
Oh wow, hopefully things improved from there! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Total bloodbath! Period came on unexpectedly (when I was still having them) white sheets, pale bedding (new bedding as it happened totally ruined!) soooooo
Luckily meet was very easy going guy and totally unphased bless him, I think we met once or twice after that then he left if I remember as he got in a relationship
Beppy all the way after that!
Although I’m fine now really
Plenty of other incidents due to my insane clumsiness too, but generally laugh them off, I’m rather prone to bumping into furniture, knocking stuff over, almost (and once actually!) falling off the bed! Not terribly embarrassing but bloody sore!
Oh gosh. I had that with someone I met on another app. It was totally unexpected and the guy didn't do well with blood. He went pale "
Aw no way. It's good the meet was relaxed though. Think we can all be clumsy sometimes |
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"The guy who started to snore while I was giving my best porn star blow job.
Aw no way that is soo bad!!! Hope you bit it hard after that?!!"
No. I just stopped and Mr N and I looked at each other and started giggling whole he bashed out the zeds.  |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
Vigorous sex "brought on" a heavy period a little earlier than expected (I know this isn't exactly how it happens, I'm being descriptive - not medical). It got very messy before we realised. Anyway we cleaned up and still being amorous we tried anal. However her prep for anal hadn't been the most thorough, so I got covered in that too.
Luckily we were in the living room and there was laminate flooring so it was easy to clean up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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one that comes to mind is when i met a man,and we went to hes home.hes fuck bud turned up and he let her in.they made converstation regarding her breaking up with her partner they barely spoke to me.i just wanted to go home but had to wait for him to take me. She decided to come along too. I sat in the back of the car while they chatted as if i wasnt there.i found out later that he had invited her round knowing that i coudnt go home until he took me.the reason he invited her round was because her partner had found out she had been cheating on him,and she was upset because he had dumped her. It was no excuse to come to see him while he was on a meet with me. This wasnt the first time a guy am with has had probs with a fuck bud. |
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"Him being several inches shorter and lasted about 2mins, then took a phonecall and left. First Fab meet too
Oh wow, hopefully things improved from there!"
Next meet was a gangbang which went well, so I suppose things did improve |
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"Snapped Mr fancies bungie cord he completely pased out cold in the bathroom when he seen the blood
We did that in the back of my Vauxhall Corsa, as 18yos. What a fucking mess it was brutal all u can remember is he threw me off him (I was on top being a little to vigorous) ran to the bathroom and by the time I got there he was slumped against the radiator covered in blood and conked out who cleaned your car out after? "
It mainly ended up inside me (grim) and in his keks (equally grim) because he happened at the *ahem* crucial moment
Ended up back at my Dad's house with a bleeding penis, trying to secretly acquire gauze from a first aid kit and then I dropped him at A&E, still in cum/blood keks because we had no idea what happened! I had to go home..... After the docs had pissed themselves laughing and mentioned possible circumcision, he had to get the train back to uni and had to make brief small talk with my brother, who he met coming out of a gig
We shall never forget it!
Poor ol' M |
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"Snapped Mr fancies bungie cord he completely pased out cold in the bathroom when he seen the blood
We did that in the back of my Vauxhall Corsa, as 18yos. What a fucking mess
Having recently discovered that this can happen (from Fab) it still makes me wince and feel a little ill 
he genuinely said it was one of the worse pains he's felt, like a hot knife being dragged down it it was also equally as painful for me as I didn't get to finish oh and M has just told me to tell you to get ya dancing shoes polished
Thank you, I genuinely didn't think it could sound worse but you managed it I have them ready but I'm a bit rusty. Haven't danced since April! 
Good news! You don't need to dance with your frenulum  "
I mean, no-one NEEDS to dance with their frenulum |
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I vomited over his carpet. Then turned out he’d spiked my drink as he done the same a week later to another guy and assaulted him sexually. Luckily I got away. Thank feck for projectile vomit. Lol. Not a meet from here. |
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I'd had a bout of IBS that had apparently 'dried up' the day before a meet.
Unfortunately some rather vigorous vaginal sex jiggled things around and it seems the IBS hadn't quite done with me, and I couldn't stop myself.
He feigned sympathy and said some nice words, but his face conveyed a very different message as I desperately pulled some clothes on so I could make a very embarrassed rapid exit from his hotel room, and then cleaned myself up in the toilets in the reception area before I drove home. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd had a bout of IBS that had apparently 'dried up' the day before a meet.
Unfortunately some rather vigorous vaginal sex jiggled things around and it seems the IBS hadn't quite done with me, and I couldn't stop myself.
He feigned sympathy and said some nice words, but his face conveyed a very different message as I desperately pulled some clothes on so I could make a very embarrassed rapid exit from his hotel room, and then cleaned myself up in the toilets in the reception area before I drove home."
Aw bless you, I'm glad it didn't stop you 3 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"On one of my first club meets 6 years ago, the guy had to fish the condom out of my pussy as it slipped off during sex and it got quite far inside me "
Least you managed to get extra fingering afterwards....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A couple of guys in my battalion had a sexy night with a girl they met in Paderborn Germany, she was quite kinky and got her toys out. They were taking it in turns pleasing her when she stuck the tip of a vibrator in the arse if one of them, he thinking it was the other lad jumped up, but in doing so swallowed all five inches still vibrating. The other guy was laughtso much he couldn't help and it was so far up they couldn't get it out. They went to a German hospital and they had to remove it. He was then sent to a British field hospital to recover.
He got new nickname though and is still called by to this day. Buzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was stood waiting in town on my own for my meet with a lady to be told 5 mins after she should have been there she changed her mind ... blown out lol ... embarrassing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was stood waiting in town on my own for my meet with a lady to be told 5 mins after she should have been there she changed her mind ... blown out lol ... embarrassing "
Mrs B xx |
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I bled all over with someone.
Another time I accidently shit on someone I met off another site. He'd been shafting me in the arse for at least half an hour. Then wanted round 2, pulled me to the end of the bed, flipped me over, started fucking me in the vag, my arsehole was still gaping and it all just came out.
Both still got back in touch to meet again so I guess they weren't that bothered. |
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"Total bloodbath! Period came on unexpectedly (when I was still having them) white sheets, pale bedding (new bedding as it happened totally ruined!) soooooo
Luckily meet was very easy going guy and totally unphased bless him, I think we met once or twice after that then he left if I remember as he got in a relationship
Beppy all the way after that!
Although I’m fine now really
Plenty of other incidents due to my insane clumsiness too, but generally laugh them off, I’m rather prone to bumping into furniture, knocking stuff over, almost (and once actually!) falling off the bed! Not terribly embarrassing but bloody sore!
Oh gosh. I had that with someone I met on another app. It was totally unexpected and the guy didn't do well with blood. He went pale "
Oh crikey that’s not good! Some people aren’t good with blood. I was lucky said chap was in emergency services so not thrown off by it. But I can understand some would be - mostly I was annoyed about the ruined new bedding! |
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"Total bloodbath! Period came on unexpectedly (when I was still having them) white sheets, pale bedding (new bedding as it happened totally ruined!) soooooo
Luckily meet was very easy going guy and totally unphased bless him, I think we met once or twice after that then he left if I remember as he got in a relationship
Beppy all the way after that!
Although I’m fine now really
Plenty of other incidents due to my insane clumsiness too, but generally laugh them off, I’m rather prone to bumping into furniture, knocking stuff over, almost (and once actually!) falling off the bed! Not terribly embarrassing but bloody sore!
Oh gosh. I had that with someone I met on another app. It was totally unexpected and the guy didn't do well with blood. He went pale
Aw no way. It's good the meet was relaxed though. Think we can all be clumsy sometimes "
Think I’m worse than most, currently sporting a bruise on each thigh from bumping into the bed corners while making it!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A couple of guys in my battalion had a sexy night with a girl they met in Paderborn Germany, she was quite kinky and got her toys out. They were taking it in turns pleasing her when she stuck the tip of a vibrator in the arse if one of them, he thinking it was the other lad jumped up, but in doing so swallowed all five inches still vibrating. The other guy was laughtso much he couldn't help and it was so far up they couldn't get it out. They went to a German hospital and they had to remove it. He was then sent to a British field hospital to recover.
He got new nickname though and is still called by to this day. Buzz"
Sounds like a brilliant first time |
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Had a meet at taboo in Birmingham, wosrt meet i've ever had. The guy I met was giving me a pretty rough blowjob and endede up bulling my foreskin back really hard then going down on me. He snapped my frenulum. I'll never forget the pain I felt, I then had to hobble trousers around my ankles through the packed waiting area clutching my bleeding cock to inspect the damage in the toilets. That was pretty embarassing |
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