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By *xxxMan
over a year ago
Bedford & Chester |
Two women walking home pissed had to do a pee so they ducked into a graveyard. They had no toilet paper so one woman used her knickers and threw them away. The other used a ribbon from a wreath. The next day their husbands were talking. We'd better keep an eye on our wives, one said, mine came home without her knickers. You think that's bad, said the other, mine had a card up her arse saying "From all the lads at the fire station, we'll never forget you"
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Done a few grave yards one on Halloween.
Me and another tgirl had some fun started to head off got separated in the dark then bumped into each other up close with smudged blood red lipstick over our gobs we scared the living crap out of each other. Did we wake the dead with our screams? Almost. |
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I used to live in a chapel in the middle of a very large graveyard.
It was built in the 1860's, was huge, had stone window frames and massive oak beams.
I was interviewed by local radio and in the Yorkshire post as someone who lived in an unusual place "The wierdo in the cemetery".
It did help with meeting, people were more interested in the building and where it was than they were in me, I didn't mind or complain, everyone who came to visit, stayed the night.
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