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"Tis me" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. YOU'RE TONIGHT'S ¹ST POSTER! YEAH! | |||
"Wahey! That's the best thing that's happened to me all day. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. My day involved a lot of swearing. Much of it at HR. Feckin' HR ![]() It's your moment, enjoy the moment. | |||
"Evening. I'm not very good at these, I usually end up falling asleep after one post ![]() I do the same, normally after announcing how naked I am in bed ![]() | |||
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"Good evening ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PrettyFlamingo. How was your Monday day? | |||
"Would anyone like to swear at HR? Do it here. That way you'll spend less time actually talking to HR." Feel free to take aim at the HR where Mr KC and I both work. Today, they deserve it ![]() | |||
"Would anyone like to swear at HR? Do it here. That way you'll spend less time actually talking to HR." We're not all bad ![]() | |||
"Hiya" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Perthro. What's your current favourite TV show? | |||
"Evening. I'm not very good at these, I usually end up falling asleep after one post ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, P. I really, really want to see you come again. x | |||
"Would anyone like to swear at HR? Do it here. That way you'll spend less time actually talking to HR. We're not all bad ![]() You came! ![]() | |||
"Good evening ![]() Very productive! Hope yours was great x | |||
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"Evening. I'm not very good at these, I usually end up falling asleep after one post ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. How naked are you right now? | |||
"YoYoYo what's up late night family ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and yo, yo, yo, welcome to The Nocturnal Show. I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuu? | |||
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"Good evening ![]() Ayyyy, fantastic. You could say, you had a manic Monday. x | |||
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"Evening sexy people, how are we all? ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Twisted. I'm sexy. | |||
"Evening. I'm not very good at these, I usually end up falling asleep after one post ![]() ![]() I've still got my glasses on ![]() | |||
"Evening all How are we? Nikki x " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nikki. I'm great. Is this your first time posting on the nocturnal thread? x | |||
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"Evening Jim and all nocturnalers. Hope everyone is well and life is treating you kindly." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CuriousScouser. How are you? | |||
"Evening. I'm not very good at these, I usually end up falling asleep after one post ![]() ![]() ![]() See through attire, slinky. | |||
"Evening. I'm not very good at these, I usually end up falling asleep after one post ![]() ![]() ![]() Is that so you don't fall asleep too quick? Pxx | |||
"Evening Jim and all nocturnalers. Hope everyone is well and life is treating you kindly. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CuriousScouser. How are you?" I'm excellent, thank you for asking. Talked myself out of rage-quitting my job so it's been a relatively productive day. | |||
"Good evening Jim how the devil are you ? I'm just chilling tonight after fantastic long weekend ....though back to work tommorow ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Naughty. I'm devling. Don't be Sadface, you've got us. | |||
"Would anyone like to swear at HR? Do it here. That way you'll spend less time actually talking to HR. We're not all bad ![]() ![]() I'm trying ![]() | |||
"Evening Jim and all nocturnalers. Hope everyone is well and life is treating you kindly. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CuriousScouser. How are you? I'm excellent, thank you for asking. Talked myself out of rage-quitting my job so it's been a relatively productive day." Well done. Keep calm, and I hope you figure out your work situation. You are allowed to swear at HR on the nocturnal thread. But, not at P from Deviants. | |||
"Would anyone like to swear at HR? Do it here. That way you'll spend less time actually talking to HR. We're not all bad ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes! | |||
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"Evening all. Just off to bed - Happy Fabbing" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and na night, Quiet. Smileyface | |||
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"Evening Jim and all nocturnalers. Hope everyone is well and life is treating you kindly. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CuriousScouser. How are you? I'm excellent, thank you for asking. Talked myself out of rage-quitting my job so it's been a relatively productive day. Well done. Keep calm, and I hope you figure out your work situation. You are allowed to swear at HR on the nocturnal thread. But, not at P from Deviants." Our HR are like a cockapoo: quite expensive, not a huge amount of practical use, but very sweet and everyone likes them. I wouldn't swear at our HR! | |||
"Evening all. Just off to bed - Happy Fabbing" Sleep well! | |||
"Evening Jim and all nocturnalers. Hope everyone is well and life is treating you kindly. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CuriousScouser. How are you? I'm excellent, thank you for asking. Talked myself out of rage-quitting my job so it's been a relatively productive day. Well done. Keep calm, and I hope you figure out your work situation. You are allowed to swear at HR on the nocturnal thread. But, not at P from Deviants." I don't swear AT HR. I do it at/with Mr KC in hidden bits of work or via WhatsApp and no names are named ![]() | |||
"Evening sexy people, how are we all? ![]() Everyone is sexy haha | |||
"Evening Jim and all nocturnalers. Hope everyone is well and life is treating you kindly. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CuriousScouser. How are you? I'm excellent, thank you for asking. Talked myself out of rage-quitting my job so it's been a relatively productive day. Well done. Keep calm, and I hope you figure out your work situation. You are allowed to swear at HR on the nocturnal thread. But, not at P from Deviants. I don't swear AT HR. I do it at/with Mr KC in hidden bits of work or via WhatsApp and no names are named ![]() I love that type of message, where you both know exactly who you're roasting with no need to ever mention a name! | |||
"YoYoYo what's up late night family ![]() You know me always good | |||
"Evening all ... u having a FABtastic night? Xx Mrs B" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blue Eyes. I am having a Fab night. But more importantly, how's your night? x | |||
"Evening Jim and all nocturnalers. Hope everyone is well and life is treating you kindly. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CuriousScouser. How are you? I'm excellent, thank you for asking. Talked myself out of rage-quitting my job so it's been a relatively productive day. Well done. Keep calm, and I hope you figure out your work situation. You are allowed to swear at HR on the nocturnal thread. But, not at P from Deviants. Our HR are like a cockapoo: quite expensive, not a huge amount of practical use, but very sweet and everyone likes them. I wouldn't swear at our HR!" ![]() ![]() | |||
"Evening Jim and all nocturnalers. Hope everyone is well and life is treating you kindly. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CuriousScouser. How are you? I'm excellent, thank you for asking. Talked myself out of rage-quitting my job so it's been a relatively productive day. Well done. Keep calm, and I hope you figure out your work situation. You are allowed to swear at HR on the nocturnal thread. But, not at P from Deviants. I don't swear AT HR. I do it at/with Mr KC in hidden bits of work or via WhatsApp and no names are named ![]() I know, that's why I said you can swear at HR here. | |||
"Evening sexy people, how are we all? ![]() ![]() | |||
"YoYoYo what's up late night family ![]() Ayyyyy. | |||
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"Evening all ... u having a FABtastic night? Xx Mrs B Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blue Eyes. I am having a Fab night. But more importantly, how's your night? x" Evening erect Jim... its a quiet one ... Mr B worked so hard today he's fell fast a peepies lol ![]() | |||
"Evening all ... u having a FABtastic night? Xx Mrs B Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blue Eyes. I am having a Fab night. But more importantly, how's your night? x Evening erect Jim... its a quiet one ... Mr B worked so hard today he's fell fast a peepies lol ![]() You'll have to make do with me. | |||
"Evening Jim and all nocturnalers. Hope everyone is well and life is treating you kindly. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CuriousScouser. How are you? I'm excellent, thank you for asking. Talked myself out of rage-quitting my job so it's been a relatively productive day. Well done. Keep calm, and I hope you figure out your work situation. You are allowed to swear at HR on the nocturnal thread. But, not at P from Deviants. I don't swear AT HR. I do it at/with Mr KC in hidden bits of work or via WhatsApp and no names are named ![]() There's a secret code for it, such are the issues ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim. X" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. x | |||
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"Good evening brother Jim.... Will you be watching the England ladies against Sweden tomorrow night?...." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, brother Ash. I'll be at work. I keep missing out on watching the England ladies. | |||
"Good evening brother Jim.... Will you be watching the England ladies against Sweden tomorrow night?.... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, brother Ash. I'll be at work. I keep missing out on watching the England ladies." I'll be watching England vs Sweden tomorrow ![]() | |||
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"Good evening brother Jim.... Will you be watching the England ladies against Sweden tomorrow night?.... Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, brother Ash. I'll be at work. I keep missing out on watching the England ladies. I'll be watching England vs Sweden tomorrow ![]() Quite right too. | |||
"https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/62295706 Transfer rumours. ^ https://youtu.be/uK3MLlTL5Ko" Our season starts next weekend, Jim. It's just too early! | |||
"https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/62295706 Transfer rumours. ^ https://youtu.be/uK3MLlTL5Ko Our season starts next weekend, Jim. It's just too early!" I know. Who have Tranmere got? Shrewsbury fans have got an away day to Morecambe. | |||
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"Tweezers?? ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Obi Fox. Easy tweezy. | |||
"https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/62295706 Transfer rumours. ^ https://youtu.be/uK3MLlTL5Ko Our season starts next weekend, Jim. It's just too early! I know. Who have Tranmere got? Shrewsbury fans have got an away day to Morecambe." We've got Stevenage at home. Enjoy your day at the Shrimps ![]() | |||
"https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/62295706 Transfer rumours. ^ https://youtu.be/uK3MLlTL5Ko Our season starts next weekend, Jim. It's just too early! I know. Who have Tranmere got? Shrewsbury fans have got an away day to Morecambe. We've got Stevenage at home. Enjoy your day at the Shrimps ![]() (shrimp) | |||
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"On this day 1903 Horatio Nelson Jackson, Sewall K. Crocker, and a bulldog named Bud ![]() All I can think hearing this is dog poop falling from the sky ![]() ![]() | |||
"Evening Jim and all nocturnalers. Hope everyone is well and life is treating you kindly. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CuriousScouser. How are you? I'm excellent, thank you for asking. Talked myself out of rage-quitting my job so it's been a relatively productive day. Well done. Keep calm, and I hope you figure out your work situation. You are allowed to swear at HR on the nocturnal thread. But, not at P from Deviants. I don't swear AT HR. I do it at/with Mr KC in hidden bits of work or via WhatsApp and no names are named ![]() ![]() Like your style! We used to have alternative dark meaning for emojis at my old company, precise & brutal way to discuss how things were going! | |||
"Evening to Jim & all the nocturnal deviants out tonight! Boss is out for the count - I'm so envious! - left consolimg myself with fab perving. Can't decide if I'm swooning for rugged broad man chests or pretty lady peaches. Or both! ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sin. Go for both. x | |||
"Evening all. Evening Jim. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Maggy. How are you, dude? | |||
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"On this day 1903 Horatio Nelson Jackson, Sewall K. Crocker, and a bulldog named Bud ![]() ![]() ![]() That sounds like the most disgusting psychedelic dream ever. ![]() | |||
"I lost my tweezers Jimmers ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nanna. Lost tweezers are very annoying. Treat yourself, buy some new tweezers. | |||
"On this day 1903 Horatio Nelson Jackson, Sewall K. Crocker, and a bulldog named Bud ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't get the connection ![]() | |||
"I lost my tweezers Jimmers ![]() ![]() It's always the good ones that disappear ![]() | |||
"On this day 1903 Horatio Nelson Jackson, Sewall K. Crocker, and a bulldog named Bud ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Why would dog poop be falling from the sky? | |||
"I lost my tweezers Jimmers ![]() ![]() ![]() Teasing tweezers. | |||
"On this day 1903 Horatio Nelson Jackson, Sewall K. Crocker, and a bulldog named Bud ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Where is the dog going to go on the plane? Figured it would be getting purged not stored. Sorry, responsible dog owner twisted logic ![]() | |||
"I lost my tweezers Jimmers ![]() ![]() ![]() Very true! Sods law. | |||
"On this day 1903 Horatio Nelson Jackson, Sewall K. Crocker, and a bulldog named Bud ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() An automobile is a car. Or if you're a Ghostbuster an ![]() | |||
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"On this day Lois said "boo" ![]() Flippin' heck. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. Smileyface | |||
"On this day Lois said "boo" ![]() I even had to reset my password ![]() | |||
"On this day Lois said "boo" ![]() ![]() Haha. | |||
"On this day Lois said "boo" ![]() ![]() Will I remember it in another 4 months? How are you anyway? | |||
"On this day Lois said "boo" ![]() ![]() It's a good question. My sleep pattern is completely messed up. I slept aaaaaall day last Tuesday, to escape the heat. Had a good night out on Saturday, a Shrewsbury social. Bobbing along like usual. How are you? | |||
"On this day Lois said "boo" ![]() ![]() The heat has just been too much hasn't it. I have felt tired all day. Came up to bed over 2 hours ago and I am still wide awake. Good for you having a Saturday night out! | |||
"On this day Lois said "boo" ![]() ![]() The temperature has been pleasant here in Shrewsbury since last Wednesday. I've just got to turn my sleep pattern around. Get me going out. | |||
"On this day Lois said "boo" ![]() ![]() You going out, me logging onto Fab. Stop this crazy world for me to jump off ![]() | |||
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"Hey there long time listener first time caller. Price of milk these days!!" Haha, I'm very pleased to read you say, long time listener, first time caller. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, HockeyStud. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by tweezers. Smileyface What took you so long?! | |||
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"Normally I'm just about awake but not compus mentus" Must be all that hockey. | |||
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"Indeed unfortunately I've had to retire through injury " That sucks. | |||
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"I have hunger pangs ![]() Me too. | |||
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"Hi Jim ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenimg, Estella. Blimey, I wasn't expecting to see you at this time. How are you feeling? | |||
"I have hunger pangs ![]() I'm thinking of a two finger KitKat maybe. | |||
"I have hunger pangs ![]() Go for it. I'm going to have beans on toast. | |||
"I have hunger pangs ![]() If I had beans, and could be bothered to make toast, I'd have that too. | |||
"Hi Jim ![]() Sleepy. ![]() | |||
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"She's sleepy. ^" I'm not sleepy. | |||
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"It's Jason Statham's birthday today. Happy birthday, Jason! ![]() Must be in his fifties now. | |||
"It's Jason Statham's birthday today. Happy birthday, Jason! ![]() He's in his fifties. | |||
"It's Jason Statham's birthday today. Happy birthday, Jason! ![]() OK 53 | |||
"It's Jason Statham's birthday today. Happy birthday, Jason! ![]() Close, Jason Statham is 55. | |||
"It's Mick Jagger's birthday today. Happy birthday, Mick! ![]() Here's another one, Lorna. | |||
"It's Mick Jagger's birthday today. Happy birthday, Mick! ![]() Surely here's 80 by now. He has always seemed quite old to me though. | |||
"It's Mick Jagger's birthday today. Happy birthday, Mick! ![]() Even closer this time, 79. | |||
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"It's Kate Beckinsale's birthday today. Happy birthday, Kate! ![]() Ohhh I Don't know. Let's go with 60. | |||
"It's Sandra Bullock's birthday today. Happy birthday, Sandra! ![]() 51 | |||
"It's Helen Mirren's birthday today. Happy birthday, Helen! ![]() 72 | |||
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"It's Kate Beckinsale's birthday today. Happy birthday, Kate! ![]() Too high. | |||
"It's Sandra Bullock's birthday today. Happy birthday, Sandra! ![]() Higher. | |||
"It's Helen Mirren's birthday today. Happy birthday, Helen! ![]() A bit higher. | |||
"And Helen Mirren……..about 142" ![]() | |||
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"I've just got my wheelie bin in and watered my plants." Is your wheelie bin still the same colour? | |||
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"I've just got my wheelie bin in and watered my plants. Is your wheelie bin still the same colour? " It's still the same colour. | |||
"I've just got my wheelie bin in and watered my plants. Is your wheelie bin still the same colour? It's still the same colour." What Plants have you got? | |||
"I've just got my wheelie bin in and watered my plants. Is your wheelie bin still the same colour? It's still the same colour. What Plants have you got?" Erm, plant plants. | |||
"I've just got my wheelie bin in and watered my plants. Is your wheelie bin still the same colour? It's still the same colour. What Plants have you got? Erm, plant plants." Robert Plant? | |||
"I've just got my wheelie bin in and watered my plants. Is your wheelie bin still the same colour? It's still the same colour. What Plants have you got? Erm, plant plants. Robert Plant?" Rock 'n' roll! | |||
"It's only ¹5² days until Christmas. ![]() Delightful.•°° ![]() | |||
"It's only ¹5² days until Christmas. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
"I've just got my wheelie bin in and watered my plants. Is your wheelie bin still the same colour? It's still the same colour. What Plants have you got? Erm, plant plants." That's a bit nondescript, I've got a Yucca called Yeltsin, a Dracaena called Davina, a Spider plant called Simon, and Colin the Cactus ![]() | |||
"I've just got my wheelie bin in and watered my plants. Is your wheelie bin still the same colour? It's still the same colour. What Plants have you got? Erm, plant plants. That's a bit nondescript, I've got a Yucca called Yeltsin, a Dracaena called Davina, a Spider plant called Simon, and Colin the Cactus ![]() I've got some lavender. Would you like to name my lavender? | |||
"It's only ¹5² days until Christmas. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Gooood morning I went to sleep almost straight away after getting back from having my finger glued at the A and E, I should be kept away from sharp things but the pots will still need washing.•°° | |||
"I've just got my wheelie bin in and watered my plants. Is your wheelie bin still the same colour? It's still the same colour. What Plants have you got? Erm, plant plants. That's a bit nondescript, I've got a Yucca called Yeltsin, a Dracaena called Davina, a Spider plant called Simon, and Colin the Cactus ![]() We're supposed to name our plants...? I've only named like 3. ![]() | |||
"It's only ¹5² days until Christmas. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll kiss it better for you. | |||
" Would you like to name my lavender?" Lovely Lucifer ![]() | |||
"It's only ¹5² days until Christmas. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thankyou, this isn't the first time it's happened and I doubt it'll be the last.•°° ![]() | |||
"It's only ¹5² days until Christmas. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() x Be careful for goodness sakes. | |||
"It's only ¹5² days until Christmas. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll try my best but I can't make any promises, I'm clumsy and I daydream too much. ![]() | |||
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"On this day Lois said "boo" ![]() Argh! She's back! And I was asleep! Hello, stranger ![]() | |||
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"On this day Lois said "boo" ![]() ![]() 'Tis only fleeting ![]() | |||