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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'll start you off

I once met a woman from fab,

Who tits where just so nice to grab

But after a few, she grabbed hold of my cue, and she ended up with a double jab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fab Lounge is the place to be

From favourite bands to favourite tea

Rate my flaps, Hot sexy chaps

And Tighty White Boxers all free

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Fab Lounge is the place to be

From favourite bands to favourite tea

Rate my flaps, Hot sexy chaps

And Tighty White Boxers all free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any woman that posts on the fora

Will think that the men will adore her

It's the same every week

And they then join the clique

That we all know is led by that Nora

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

There once were some men

Who no one would meet

They felt pretty butthurt

Kept stomping their feet

They moaned and they cried

They kept asking why

Now they're just beating their meat

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By *istalloverCouple over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

We've been on fabswingers a while .

Had some good times that make us both smile.

But too many time wasters

Dickhead masterbaters .

The type you who were on Jeremy kyle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Great stuff! Some talented brains in here

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By *hisisntpofMan over a year ago

bristol

We all come on fab

Either happy or sad

We come on the forums

Just to ease boredom

With no winks or fabs

It can drive one mad

But with a pic of a tit

Or a rub of a clit

We all stretch our dicks

Untill the bastard is sick

All the ladies discreet

Will take a peek

We never know

But are willing to show

But its part of the fun

Lets have some more sun

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

There's this site that I know

That's brimming with penis

Poking out proudly

"Hey look have you seen us!"

They're hard and they're soft

They're in your inbox

Displayed with a great sense of freeness

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My dick was becoming too docile

So I thought I'd log into my fab profile

It didn't take long

Before she was riding my shlong

And now there's juices all over my mobile

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By *istalloverCouple over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Met some great folk here on fabswingers

Met Some cute ones and also some mingers

The Ones who lie about age

Sends us both in a rage

And to those we both stick up two fingers

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Too long it has been

Since a girl touched my peen

So I think I'll go bi

Might get lucky with guys

But this is too much

The blank profiles and such

"I showed you my dick please reply"

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

FAF is a term that used on FAB.

It means fancy a fuck

If I sent you a message that just said FAF.

Would I be pushing my luck

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I wrote this a while ago

To all the lovely ladies

Here on this site

A little thing to thank you

For brightening up our night

In lingerie or naked

In poses made to tease

Your beauty understated

Seductive smiles to please

Hounded by PM's

Like FAF and meet me now

I'm here in Tesco car park

Wanna show me how

So this is for you ladies

All you near and far

Thank you lovely ladies

For being how you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nice!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On FAB a nice lady did I spy.

"Stephanie" certainly captured my eye.

We arranged a hot meet.

But she had massive great feet.

It turns out that "Steph" is a guy!

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

There was a young man from Devizes

Who's balls were both different sizes, he joined FAB for fun but could only half cum.....

Oh sorry mental block, I had it but it's gone now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On FAB a nice lady did I spy.

"Stephanie" certainly captured my eye.

We arranged a hot meet.

But she had massive great feet.

It turns out that "Steph" is a guy!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

I've just squeezed out

A big stinky shit

Sat on the toilet

Aroused by it

Feeling so horny

My erection before me

I'll take a good pic

And show off my dick

But I forgot what else they could see

The skids down the bowl

And the stains of my pee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And after _gent coulson put up such a nice one...you lowered the tone!

any more out there??

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

"And after _gent coulson put up such a nice one...you lowered the tone!

any more out there??"

I'm ever so sorry

It was never my intention

To lower the tone, the bar or suspension

But who doesn't love

Crude pieces of literature

Of snapshots and captures

Of men and their miniatures

So please don't be mad

I did the best that I could

But my crudeness and crassness

Makes you all look good

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Dont worry about it sir

The bar was pretty low

I'm not talking about her

The one with the no shows

We'll get there in the end

Of that I have no doubt

But until that time comes

She will have to do without

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once met a woman called Belle

She insisted her men hung well

She loved to have fun

and taste lots of cum

Which all of the men thought was swell.

I won’t give up my day job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When talking about swinging my wife was a prude.

In fact she thought it was rather rude.

Then one day she thought it could be canny.

Now she let's a male friend play with her fanny (3 times now lol)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The world of fab in naive eyes promises fun,

But men out number women six to one.

So in order to promote, blokes pose with sky remotes.

And complain and curse but are back to square one.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Alone once again

A night by myself

Writing on threads

Best left on the shelf

Another small joy

To ease my strong boredom

Whilst other have fun

Getting fucked in a foursome

It could be much worse

My Saturday night

At least I have you

Cold beer of delight

So I'll drink 'till I'm d*unk

There is no harm done

At least I have beer

Whilst you all have fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suck my cock

Like blackpool rock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She put stockings on for her meet

She was furious he came on her feet

You filthy old Twat

Your paying for that

OK if it'll keep you sweet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was and old fabber called mick,

Who wore dresses on his profile pic,

He had boobs that were round,

cost him thousands of pounds,

And his username's chick with a dick

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

I like to leave posts on the forum

Even though most folks just ignore 'em

It passes the time

Like a glass of red wine

And helps to stave off the boredom

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

The lady had a little dress that was torn in half,

All the perving fabbers could easily see her calf.

The same lady had another dress that was torn in front,

She only wore that for friends!

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By *he Wrangler and BelleCouple over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

There was a young lady on Fab

Who liked to play naked tag

When she said "You are it"

You had to grab her tit

Co's her aviary was all she had

Thank you....and...

There was a young woman on fab

Who winked at a northern lad

They met later that day

had tea and cake on a tray

and now they fuck like mad

Oh thank you, you are all so kind....and

There was once a Ding on Fab

with no one to dong with, so sad

Then a Belle began to ring

And his heart began to sing

And now Dingdong has his Belle, hes glad

I could do this all night........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm must say I'm mightily impressed,

Some ppl have the gift of the gab,

If you're ever feeling depressed,

Jump in this thread , coz its fab,

When I scroll to the top and read on,

It puts a smile upon my face,

Knowing people have taken time out in their lives,

Some of you are just ACE

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Can I worship your cock?

What, this cock of mine?

Well of course you can worship

First, build it a shrine

Build some big statues

Big like Stonehenge

With wreathes of nice flowers

Around the bellend

Light candles and kneel

And pray to your god

Spread stories and wisdoms

That speak of my cock

How wonderful!

How Large!

What a joy to behold!

A nice weighty handful

Or so I've been told

But I wont stop there

There's more to be said

My cock does much more

Than please you in bed

It started a church

And I love my followers

Whores and cum sluts

And those dirty cock swallowers

Now I know what you're thinking

You've got your own phallus

But don't feel bad or angry

Or Callous

But mine is so great

It's better than yours

My dicks a religion

A throbbing good cause

We just need a name

Something snappy and funky

Dicktheism? Cockist?

Or Jugglers Cock Junkies

But what of commandments?

Well they're all pretty easy

Be kind and be Friendly

But most of all sleazy

And thus it begins

The church of my cock

For I am your shepherd

And you are my flock

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By *rlandoMan over a year ago

Yorks/Lincs

there once was a man on fab ,

who thought pussy was easy to grab ,

but he got a fright one night ,

what he thought was a granny ,

turned out to be a

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