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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
We all need a bit of poetry in our lives 
So inspired by Piscean Dream on a different thread, hit me with your best sex rhymes
We've already had:
Go to town on my dick like a pogo stick
Bounce on my chopper like a space hopper
And I shall add one - bash that gash with your rock-like cock 
Your turn  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Rickshawed
She likes her men
She likes her men
With cheese on them
Ohhhhh. Can you do something a bit wittier (not too much mind, can't deal with that level of excitement) with quim? "
My quim, or yours? Don't want to get him overexcited for no reason |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Rickshawed
She likes her men
She likes her men
With cheese on them
Ohhhhh. Can you do something a bit wittier (not too much mind, can't deal with that level of excitement) with quim? "
Men like to get Meli
On her belly
And go for a swim
In her quim
A
*best I can do without alcohol |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Rickshawed
She likes her men
She likes her men
With cheese on them
Ohhhhh. Can you do something a bit wittier (not too much mind, can't deal with that level of excitement) with quim?
My quim, or yours? Don't want to get him overexcited for no reason "
Yours OP - an altar of Venus that deserves to be praised lavishly. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Rickshawed
She likes her men
She likes her men
With cheese on them
Ohhhhh. Can you do something a bit wittier (not too much mind, can't deal with that level of excitement) with quim?
Men like to get Meli
On her belly
And go for a swim
In her quim
A
*best I can do without alcohol"
It's like you're a bottle in, don't doubt the natural ability you clearly possess. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rickshawed
She likes her men
She likes her men
With cheese on them
Ohhhhh. Can you do something a bit wittier (not too much mind, can't deal with that level of excitement) with quim?
My quim, or yours? Don't want to get him overexcited for no reason "
My quim or yours?
She asked on all fours
He thought they were whores
As they'd both dropped their drawers |
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"We all need a bit of poetry in our lives
So inspired by Piscean Dream on a different thread, hit me with your best sex rhymes
We've already had:
Go to town on my dick like a pogo stick
Bounce on my chopper like a space hopper
And I shall add one - bash that gash with your rock-like cock
Your turn "
I'm glad I could inspire, my licking skills aren't too dyer and I hate to retire before you reach your sexual desire |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Rickshawed
She likes her men
She likes her men
With cheese on them
Ohhhhh. Can you do something a bit wittier (not too much mind, can't deal with that level of excitement) with quim?
Men like to get Meli
On her belly
And go for a swim
In her quim
A
*best I can do without alcohol
It's like you're a bottle in, don't doubt the natural ability you clearly possess."
I'm better on whisky
Generally far more frisky
If a drink you will pour us
I'll spout shit like a thesaurus.....
A |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Penis, cock, dick
They all make me cum quick
Big, small, fat or thin
Either way my pussy will win
If your brave fuck me bare
An extra child, your wife won't care |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Penis, cock, dick
They all make me cum quick
Big, small, fat or thin
Either way my pussy will win
If your brave fuck me bare
An extra child, your wife won't care"
That theory has benefits.......
A
*but only twice since they stopped paying for more crotch fruit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll start...
Whenever I look into her eyes the blood rushes from my thighs and as I'm hitting the floor I'm thinking.. hey I've been here before and in that lapse of concentration ?."
I open my mouth, ready for lactation |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll start...
Whenever I look into her eyes the blood rushes from my thighs and as I'm hitting the floor I'm thinking.. hey I've been here before and in that lapse of concentration ?.
I open my mouth, ready for lactation"
Give 'em a squeeze
She's easy to please
So louche and so loose
With ample tit juice |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Rickshawed
She likes her men
She likes her men
With cheese on them
Ohhhhh. Can you do something a bit wittier (not too much mind, can't deal with that level of excitement) with quim?
My quim, or yours? Don't want to get him overexcited for no reason
Yours OP - an altar of Venus that deserves to be praised lavishly."
There was a young lady named Mel
Whose quim was known rather well
'Twas better than mine
It was truly devine
And when played with, rang out like a bell
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She gave me a look, brushing my arm
Gaze set upon me knowing and calm
I thought "she's quite friendly"
"hey she seems quite nice"
But I walked away without thinking twice
It wasn't 'til later when I stated to think
Disappointment was I
And my heart did sink
Was it just me or was it just luck
I think that girl wanted to fuck
Alas it will be forever unknown
Now I'm at home
Wanking alone
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady called Rick
Who knew her way round a man's dick
Whether big or quite small
She devoured them all
Made them come as she knew every trick |
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Cum for me
Bend over, lean your head and chest down before me,
Gasping and panting as you take me, drooling as you glance over your shoulder,
Cum for me , cum for me ,
Open wide, feel the rhythm while you get lost in the taking, open wide for my ride,
Cum for me |
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