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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mine would definitely be asking me to move out so she can have my husband all to herself! She loves nothing better than sleeping on my side of the bed next to my husband and looking at me as if to say "I have your husband and your pillow"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"mines been dead for 6 months so along with the shock i would be running away from a zombie cat "
Oh I'm sorry for your loss but I'd glad you can have humour in it. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ner ner ner i can lick my own privates
My answer yep and you lick your own anus too "
He’d probably ask why I don’t lick his privates when I do other peoples —and right in front of him !! |
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As the owner of 2 cats I frequently find myself discussing boundaries with them.
These boundaries are in the main, ignored.
I'd come to the conclusion they simply don't understand, but recently read an article on cat behavior.
Apparently, they understand every single word we say to them.
They simply don't give a shit.
In answer to the question, mine would say "oi, get the fuck off my *sofa/bed/armchair"
*delete as appropriate
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well that's not fucking roast chicken, is it? Dick move, human. Dick move."
"Why the fuck can't I sit on the halogen hob?"
"So what if I went into the teenagers room and pissed on his towel? Shouldn't have bloody left it there....".
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Well that's not fucking roast chicken, is it? Dick move, human. Dick move."
"Why the fuck can't I sit on the halogen hob?"
"So what if I went into the teenagers room and pissed on his towel? Shouldn't have bloody left it there....".
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Let's not forget "piss off". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Well that's not fucking roast chicken, is it? Dick move, human. Dick move."
"Why the fuck can't I sit on the halogen hob?"
"So what if I went into the teenagers room and pissed on his towel? Shouldn't have bloody left it there....".
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Let's not forget "piss off". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you could reach your balls and lick them you would so don't look at me like that.
You watch me pee so I'm watching you.
I like it it's mine!
That's not how you do doggy! "
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