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over a year ago
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"Got a problem, don't know what to do, Uncle Phil is here to answer you questions.
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I used to like it when you threw Jazzy Jeff out of the door in Fresh Prince. Was he really that annoying or was it just for effect? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got a problem, don't know what to do
This reminds me of Camberwick Green
Lost dogs, thick fogs, don't know what to do
Get a policeman, a big friendly policeman
PC McGary number 452"
Before my time  |
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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago
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"Got a problem, don't know what to do, Uncle Phil is here to answer you questions.
I used to like it when you threw Jazzy Jeff out of the door in Fresh Prince. Was he really that annoying or was it just for effect?"
effect, no, he was a twat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got a problem, don't know what to do, Uncle Phil is here to answer you questions.
I used to like it when you threw Jazzy Jeff out of the door in Fresh Prince. Was he really that annoying or was it just for effect? effect, no, he was a twat"
Cracking DJ though. |
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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago
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"How do I sell my children and how much will I get for them? "
sadly the UK market for second hand children has taken a bit of a nose dive in recent years.
In most cases the best prices are coming from the sweat shops in South East Asia |
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
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"How do I sell my children and how much will I get for them? sadly the UK market for second hand children has taken a bit of a nose dive in recent years.
In most cases the best prices are coming from the sweat shops in South East Asia "
Excellent.. Thanks for the advice.. Going to contact the Asian embassy right now... If you find a willing buyer before me, I'll cut you in a percentage  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do I sell my children and how much will I get for them? "
Can I suggest you contact J Rees Mogg esq, as he always needs replacement chimney sweeps, and poor children for his offspring to practice beating before they go to Eton. |
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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago
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"How do I sell my children and how much will I get for them?
Can I suggest you contact J Rees Mogg esq, as he always needs replacement chimney sweeps, and poor children for his offspring to practice beating before they go to Eton."
Excellent... Do you think I'd get double for 2? |
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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago
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"Uncle Phil why is it when I see nice boobs I just want to stick my face in them? Rather embarrassing at times!"
I sympathise with you, the temptation to motorboat can be very overwhelming, next time it happens in public, just picture they are attached to Priti Patel, that will soon kill the urge
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By *gent Coulson OP Man
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"How do I sell my children and how much will I get for them?
Can I suggest you contact J Rees Mogg esq, as he always needs replacement chimney sweeps, and poor children for his offspring to practice beating before they go to Eton.
Excellent... Do you think I'd get double for 2?"
sadly he doesn't pay, but he will probably take them off your hands if you are willing to give him a backhander |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do you get a pint out of a Yorkshire man As a Yorkshire man myself, I can say, it's never going to happen, we are sadly known for our short arms and long pockets."
They certainly are in my experience and I live in Scotland |
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