"We all have a wank, sometimes we take the time for a little assistance. Men V women, rabbit against fleshlight, who gets there first? Do you have something different that gets the job done pronto?"
Someone else's hand gets me there fastest (and is the most enjoyable wank of all), but my rabbit is a close second.
If I'm in a hurry I can go from cold to crashing orgasm inside 5 minutes with my rabbit - it's guaranteed results every time! |
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"Plus vibrators and dildos are more reliable and less complicated than people 
No but also yes.  "
How can you deny that statement? Pretty obvious, you put a battery in and turn it on. It lives in your bedside drawer when ever you need it 24/7...perfect  |
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Photos that I've been sent by close friends, and vids that I've made, or been involved in with others who have kindly copied me in on, are always the quickest fix for me, especially when I'm having insomnic moments. I've often wondered myself what a psycho analyst would make of why such reality home made porn involving myself is the next best thing for me to actually having sex.
And if a certain sexy lady happens to read this post, the mmmf scenario that we indulged in on my snooker table with you in your boots and stockings does it for me every time. Thank you again, You know who you are! XXX |
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over a year ago
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As much as I love the fact that I don't need to do my face or hair to use my toys, they just don't cut it in comparison. Perhaps I have the wrong toys but I don't see the hype personally. |
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"Plus vibrators and dildos are more reliable and less complicated than people
No but also yes.
How can you deny that statement? Pretty obvious, you put a battery in and turn it on. It lives in your bedside drawer when ever you need it 24/7...perfect "
You have a sexy person lay next to you, and you have your toy in a draw… which do you choose to grab a hold of? |
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"Plus vibrators and dildos are more reliable and less complicated than people
No but also yes.
How can you deny that statement? Pretty obvious, you put a battery in and turn it on. It lives in your bedside drawer when ever you need it 24/7...perfect
You have a sexy person lay next to you, and you have your toy in a draw… which do you choose to grab a hold of? "
consent is required with the person ,especially if they are asleep . |
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"my magic wand can get me cumming in under a minute ...
my fleshlight/sleeve things take about 2 minutes if I need a quick nut ..
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Wand is a good one, highly rate the doxy and lelo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Plus vibrators and dildos are more reliable and less complicated than people
No but also yes.
How can you deny that statement? Pretty obvious, you put a battery in and turn it on. It lives in your bedside drawer when ever you need it 24/7...perfect
You have a sexy person lay next to you, and you have your toy in a draw… which do you choose to grab a hold of?
consent is required with the person ,especially if they are asleep . "
If they were asleep ,… they’d never know.. |
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I haven’t had a ‘toy’ since my child was born because I’m not very good at hiding things from preying eyes they are into everything and at that age of asking questions! Think I do want one again though |
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By *arkjackMan
over a year ago
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I like the Tenga toy, and the hand works well too, but I try not to masturbate too frequently or it reduces sensitivity.
I think some ladies buzz out their clits too, it's the girl version of ED, but doesn't seem to be widely talked about. The solution anyway is the same, just lay off for a bit and change your monkey spanking routine and it will come back.
My problem is that getting a good quality lube in large quantities at an economical price seems almost impossible if you don't want funky chemical stuff already known to be bad for your health. |
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Nothing like the real deal, feels a lot more nice and intense when Mr J gets me there.
But i do like a womaniser toy and dildo if I play on my own
Miss S x |
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