‘Exploded ammunition? Yes sir, we have some over there, over there, over there, over there, over there, over there, over there, over there, over there, over there, over there, over there….’

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *reat me rightWoman over a year ago

Rotherham

Long weights

Polka dot or checked paint

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Left-handed screwdrivers and a load of ready meals with no way to open them without having to resort to getting the scissors out..

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The other halves of the lost socks...

If you have a fancy sock and you need the match I will have it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Chocolate teapots and ashtrays for motorcycles

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

Dead batteries

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tetley Tea and Starbuck coffee

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

Boxes of matches that are only for sale to those who buy their fags and tobacco there.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Russian Roulette condoms - one in the pack has a pin hole in it

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jugs with the handle on the same side as the spout

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

VHS tapes that haven’t been rewound.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Porn mags with the pages suspiciously stuck together

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I actually do own a newsagents.

Papers are last year.

Half loafs of bread.

Tap water in vodka bottles.

£1.00 mixups with only 70p in

Cigarettes with some missing. Keeping the price down

Notes revived are genuine, notes back to customer high quality fakes.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Regular stuff, but the hand sanitiser by the door dispenses vaseline.

Good luck getting anything into your basket.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t stock anything. You browse my shelves of photos of the items you can order.

You then pay and have them delivered ……to the store where you pick them up. We send you a letter in the post when they are ready.

Isn't that just Argos?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

condoms and lube,,

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Notes revived are genuine, notes back to customer high quality fakes.

What does notes revived mean? Is it a typo for received?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

Bottles of dehydrated water.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Notes revived are genuine, notes back to customer high quality fakes.

What does notes revived mean? Is it a typo for received?

Yeah was a typo

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Elbow grease

Tartan paint

Fork handles

Dead parrots

Staight bananas

Blunt knifes

Left handed screwdrivers

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I also sell

Used mop heads

Papers cut in to squares for toilet roll

ABC chewing gum (already been chewed)

Broken biscuits

Flat

Make your own cheese (sour milk)

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ldbutrandyMan over a year ago

West Midlands

All sizes of glass hammers. And replacement sand for broken egg timers.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New bubbles for spirit levels

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Used Fab site supporter passes

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

String.

Available in lengths of up to two inches.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything and everything

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

In this weather fans that spin the wrong way would be an good little earner.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ldbutrandyMan over a year ago

West Midlands

"In this weather fans that spin the wrong way would be an good little earner. "

That gave me the idea for....melted ice cubes !

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it’s an inconvenience store I guess they don’t sell anything that we are looking for.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

A toothbrush with glass bristles.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lead free pencils

Milk bottle tops

Weak chain links

Cassette player head cleaners

5.25" floppy discs

Pre bent tent pegs

Snapped elastic bands

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

"In this weather fans that spin the wrong way would be an good little earner.

That gave me the idea for....melted ice cubes !"

You could bottle that.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *iguyyyMan over a year ago

whitstable

Make your own ice kit

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *hilledGuyClactonMan over a year ago

Little clacton

Tampons with a party popper built in

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

Non-setting glue

Betamax video tapes

Room temperature ice

Fire proof candles

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Four candles.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bottled water. Bottle sold separately

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damp bags of cocaine

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Cake for women porn mags for men.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *upersonic SamMan over a year ago

wigan

Lady Gagas knickers, 5 for a pound.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *he Wrangler and BelleCouple over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

Expensive pills that are guaranteed to stop people from being gullible. It might take several courses though.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *idnight RamblerMan over a year ago

Pershore

Shoe laces with perforations so they snap

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *olfy and SheepCouple over a year ago

Lanark

We sell anything you want but the till queue is always a mile long and at the far end of the store

Also we don't accept cash and everything requires the manager to sign off on...who is never around because their busy taking down all the aisle signs.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Immodium in child tamper proof bottles

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

Just empty shelves, folly farm leaflet's and shit music playing through the pa system.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *heGigglersCouple over a year ago

Stourbridge

Anything you want but you cant take it, we only deliver it a week later and you have to pay the exact money we dont give change or accept overpayments.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic