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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Pretend for a moment you don’t have your eye on anyone or simply you don’t fancy someone, but you’d like to.
So you find fab (or other leading hook up sights to meet like minded people  ) and you start your search.
What first filter would you go with in order of importance?
Distance? Because how many times have you cursed fab miles because your attracted to someone miles away.
Or something else, because after all, distance wouldn’t keep you away from meeting someone you really fancy should it?
Cock size? Reliability? Honesty? Rich?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I start with sex, distance then I have to read the profiles to see that most aren't looking for straight men, they want Bi blokes, BBC, fit guys or the elusive Female unicorn. Preferably all of the above.
The ones I do find that aren't particularly fussy haven't been online since they registered  |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
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"Favourite book.
If you say Ulysses I know you're either lying (and I'll find it out soon enough) or as pretentious a twunk as me. Two pretentious twunks is a recipe for disaster."
Haha, absolutely this! The people who say how much they love Joyce, or Dostoevsky or whatever, and I always think of a line from ‘Educating Rita’ that always cracked me up, ‘Wouldn’t you just die without Mahler?’ And as much as I want to spend time with book lovers, the level of pretentiousness is amazing. |
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To be 15 miles away !
Then be about 42, 6’2’’, hairy chest, available, bashed in face, big nose, somewhere in between a gym & dad bod!
Oh yeah, forgot to add massive penis to this
Distance is a factor! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Favourite book.
If you say Ulysses I know you're either lying (and I'll find it out soon enough) or as pretentious a twunk as me. Two pretentious twunks is a recipe for disaster.
Haha, absolutely this! The people who say how much they love Joyce, or Dostoevsky or whatever, and I always think of a line from ‘Educating Rita’ that always cracked me up, ‘Wouldn’t you just die without Mahler?’ And as much as I want to spend time with book lovers, the level of pretentiousness is amazing."
Yes! I think of that quote as well!
I can appreciate that some genuinely adore certain authors/texts but more often than not if you discuss with them the motifs, themes, story arc you discover yep, it's either pretension or untrue. Book lovers are beautiful people but a wanky bunch.  |
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"To be 15 miles away !
Then be about 42, 6’2’’, hairy chest, available, bashed in face, big nose, somewhere in between a gym & dad bod!
Oh yeah, forgot to add massive penis to this
Distance is a factor! "
Oh, shucks, you describe me so well x |
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Bangers.
Must make my face do this
Gotta have great bangers.
Enjoy a cheeky banter/flirt.
Great rack.
Bit posh.
Hooters. Lovely lovely hooters.
Must like a bit of rough. (That's me obvs)
Norks. Nice norks.
Female. Still breathing.
Did I mention the tiddies?
Winston
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"To be 15 miles away !
Then be about 42, 6’2’’, hairy chest, available, bashed in face, big nose, somewhere in between a gym & dad bod!
Oh yeah, forgot to add massive penis to this
Distance is a factor!
Oh, shucks, you describe me so well x"
What a coincidence!! Chester - Dunfermline might be more than 15 miles!! |
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"To be 15 miles away !
Then be about 42, 6’2’’, hairy chest, available, bashed in face, big nose, somewhere in between a gym & dad bod!
Oh yeah, forgot to add massive penis to this
Distance is a factor!
Oh, shucks, you describe me so well x
What a coincidence!! Chester - Dunfermline might be more than 15 miles!! "
I'm mobile  x |
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