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For the past 15 years it’s been my intention to spend my “retirement” in Thailand, with it being this that prompted me into moving from motor trade sales management and learning website design in my late 40’s, and now my times come, I'm flying over there the second week in August and spending a month on the island where I’ll be finalising the construction of my air conditioned bungalow on the beautiful Klong Nin Beach that's only a couple of hundred meters from an old friend’s bar, then returning to the UK mid September before going back to live on Koh Lanta for good in November.
The Thai’s are funny, (or sensible, depending on your viewpoint), when it comes to Farangs, (as they call us), buying property over there, basically, we can’t buy property outright, but we can have a 30 year lease, and then only when 51% of an apartment block is Thai owned, the Thai’s doing this to stop wealthy Farangs moving in and buying up all their cheap properties as investments like the super rich Arabs and Russians have done in London and many of our major cities, but I’ve really been lucky and got a 30 year lease on around 1/3 acre of land with beach frontage for only ?45,000 a year, (around £85 a month), that’s currently got a derelict pizza parlour on it that I’m having converted into a 2 bed air conditioned bungalow finished to a high standard with a hot tub on decking out front that’s got a sea view for under £5,000, I just can’t wait to get out there, with it helping big style that I’ve recently secured a Remote Senior Web Developers post with one of the biggest web design agencies in Washington DC where my laptop is my office, wherever I am, so I can do my work sitting on a sun lounger on the beach, a glass of Sang Som whisky, (a rum really that costs less than £3.00 a litre), and lemonade in one hand and a cigarette in the other, what more could anybody want?
With a bit of luck, I've another good 10 years in front of me, possibly 20 if I stick with women over 40
A very happy Holmey | |||
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"Hope it all works out for you OP. Sounds ideal for those who’ve got no Thais "
I've 4 daughters, (my youngest 28), and 10 grandchildren, my intention being to come back to the UK and visit them for a couple of months each summer.
There all settled and doing well though, so as far as I'm concerned, it's time for a little me time | |||
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best of luck, enjoy! | |||
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"Oo good luck! I loved Koh Lanta when I was there Nov 2017. (Flew BKK to Krabi) Had my first skinny dipping experience there haha. Best of luck and enjoy the beaches and the amazing food!! " I'm not looking forward to the journey there, with me flying from Edinburgh to Warsaw first thing in the morning, a 6 hour stopover in Warsaw, then Warsaw to Delhi, a 2 hour stop over in Delhi, then on to Bangkok where I have an overnight stay, then next morning Bangkok to Krabi at around 2.10pm Tuesday afternoon where I'm being met by my old friend who's then going to take me on a speedboat ride to Koh Lanta 
Not going to be the best of journeys, but I can't wait to get there and have one of the local bars special mushroom drinks they serve out there
"Good luck mate. Hope you enjoy. Love seeing people live the dream. " If you don't live the dream, you die without ever having really lived | |||
" I've 4 daughters, (my youngest 28), and 10 grandchildren, my intention being to come back to the UK and visit them for a couple of months each summer. " Well if you need someone to pop out and keep an eye on the place, my fees are very reasonable | |||
Loving it so much that I've decided I'm not coming back, with me having taken a 10 year lease on a plot of land with a lovely bungalow on it that needs a new roof for 30,000 Baht a year, (around £62 a month), but I've been given the first year rent free if I put a new roof on it, (that will cost me around 50,000 Baht, around £1,000), that's already been arranged with a local builder, so from now on I'm a resident of Koh Lanta
Holmey | |||
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"Well, after 3 nightmare days of travelling I finally got to the isle of Koh Lanta last Tuesday afternoon, and apart from the mosquito bites I'm loving it
Loving it so much that I've decided I'm not coming back, with me having taken a 10 year lease on a plot of land with a lovely bungalow on it that needs a new roof for 30,000 Baht a year, (around £62 a month), but I've been given the first year rent free if I put a new roof on it, (that will cost me around 50,000 Baht, around £1,000), that's already been arranged with a local builder, so from now on I'm a resident of Koh Lanta
Holmey "Just a word of warning, land registry transactions are not like the uk. There is a blockchain / ledger you can use though , Google it it’s essential when transacting land, property, businesses, assets etc in Asia, Africa & LATAM. | |||
"Well, after 3 nightmare days of travelling I finally got to the isle of Koh Lanta last Tuesday afternoon, and apart from the mosquito bites I'm loving it
Loving it so much that I've decided I'm not coming back, with me having taken a 10 year lease on a plot of land with a lovely bungalow on it that needs a new roof for 30,000 Baht a year, (around £62 a month), but I've been given the first year rent free if I put a new roof on it, (that will cost me around 50,000 Baht, around £1,000), that's already been arranged with a local builder, so from now on I'm a resident of Koh Lanta
Holmey
Just a word of warning, land registry transactions are not like the uk. There is a blockchain / ledger you can use though , Google it it’s essential when transacting land, property, businesses, assets etc in Asia, Africa & LATAM."Thanks, with me being more than familiar with how things work in this part of the world me having spent around 5 of the past 25 years out here and speaking the language well, everything with the land and bungalow is totally legit. | |||
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"Hey hun its Claire. I remember us talking about this when I was over at your place. Awww wow I'm made up for you I really am. That's amazing news that its finally happening. All the best hunni and I wish you a long and happy retirement x" Hi Claire, I tried to send you a reply privately, but you've blocked all us blokes
Send me a PM so we can have a natter and catch up
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"Hey hun its Claire. I remember us talking about this when I was over at your place. Awww wow I'm made up for you I really am. That's amazing news that its finally happening. All the best hunni and I wish you a long and happy retirement x Hi Claire, I tried to send you a reply privately, but you've blocked all us blokes
Send me a PM so we can have a natter and catch up
"Messaged you x | |||
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By then, it’s normally getting close to noon when the tide is in, so I normally take my friends 2 dogs, (Benson the young pup seems to have adopted me), to the beach and have a swim before going into Otto’s bar where I’ll do another hour or so of work online having a few bottles of ice cold Chang lager and sometimes get myself something to eat there too, yesterday me having a beautiful half rack of beef ribs, salad and chips that only cost me £5.00. Other days I’ll get my evening meal again from the market where you can get a great stir friend chicken sweet and sour and egg friend rice, (that will feed 2), for 120 Baht, (less than £3).
A bottle of Chang larger is just over £1.00 and you can get a bottle of Sang Som, (Thai whiskey that’s really a rum), for around £6 in the local 7/11, (that’s actually open 24 hours a day.
No sign of a swinging scene here yet, (come on FAB, open a Thai section), but it’s the closed season at the moment, come the end of November when the tourists arrive in their droves I’ve been advised there is plenty sexy fun around
I can’t post any photo’s on here, but if anybody is interested I’ve put a few photo’s, (and videos), up on a page of a Business Directory website I’m building for the island, the page being on the .org version of koh-lanta followed by /my-new-koh-lanta-life-in-photos/, with me having password protected the page as the contents is really nothing to do with the site, the password I’ve set being FabFun, (caps sensitive), if you want to have a look at my photo’s of the island
I’m still loving it out here,
Regards,
Holmey
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Several people have messaged me to ask what the swinging scene is like over here, and the best answer I can give is that I’ve found it’s not really needed, with so far me having had sexy flings with an attractive 36 years old Russian woman, (we shared a visa trip to Penang, Malaysia), a beautiful 40 year old voice over artist who I’m having an ongoing open relationship with, then a sexy 52 year old Canadian nurse for 10 days before moving on to her stunning 46 year old nymphomaniac friend when she left, (some of you may have seen her on video in chat tied to her hotel room bed a few times), who almost killed me after 11 days and nights of getting hardly any sleep due to her demands, and me currently spending “quality time” with a gorgeous 32 year old Austrian porn actress who’s got a girlfriend arriving on the 18th to record a porno with, us spending most of yesterday skinny dipping and having fun around and in the pool of the amazing private villa she’s rented to shoot the flick in
I’m 65 years old FFS, talk about punching above my weight 
Thai women?
Unlike a lot of Thai tourist areas, there are very few “Girlie” bars on Koh Lanta, but I’ve got quite a lot of Thai female friends, although I’ve not yet had fun with one, with them all finding it hilarious the way I’ve been with a different western woman every few weeks
As for the swinging scene here, I’ve not had any messages from any members here on holiday in the area, nor positive results from the few I’ve messaged after finding them close on Who’s Near, so, so far it’s Koh Lanta tourists 5 : FAB 0
Basically, I’m still loving it on Koh Lanta
Holmey
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"I’m finally doing it, got everything sorted for me to move to Thailand, well to Koh Lanta, a small Thai island around an hour’s speedboat ride away from Phuket in November
For the past 15 years it’s been my intention to spend my “retirement” in Thailand, with it being this that prompted me into moving from motor trade sales management and learning website design in my late 40’s, and now my times come, I'm flying over there the second week in August and spending a month on the island where I’ll be finalising the construction of my air conditioned bungalow on the beautiful Klong Nin Beach that's only a couple of hundred meters from an old friend’s bar, then returning to the UK mid September before going back to live on Koh Lanta for good in November.
The Thai’s are funny, (or sensible, depending on your viewpoint), when it comes to Farangs, (as they call us), buying property over there, basically, we can’t buy property outright, but we can have a 30 year lease, and then only when 51% of an apartment block is Thai owned, the Thai’s doing this to stop wealthy Farangs moving in and buying up all their cheap properties as investments like the super rich Arabs and Russians have done in London and many of our major cities, but I’ve really been lucky and got a 30 year lease on around 1/3 acre of land with beach frontage for only ?45,000 a year, (around £85 a month), that’s currently got a derelict pizza parlour on it that I’m having converted into a 2 bed air conditioned bungalow finished to a high standard with a hot tub on decking out front that’s got a sea view for under £5,000, I just can’t wait to get out there, with it helping big style that I’ve recently secured a Remote Senior Web Developers post with one of the biggest web design agencies in Washington DC where my laptop is my office, wherever I am, so I can do my work sitting on a sun lounger on the beach, a glass of Sang Som whisky, (a rum really that costs less than £3.00 a litre), and lemonade in one hand and a cigarette in the other, what more could anybody want?
With a bit of luck, I've another good 10 years in front of me, possibly 20 if I stick with women over 40
A very happy Holmey "Hey good luck with your move hope you love every minute  | |||
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"It all sounds amazing...do you want a lodger haha. Thanks for the updates." You're welcome to come visit and stay at my place anytime
Holmey X | |||
"It all sounds amazing...do you want a lodger haha. Thanks for the updates. You're welcome to come visit and stay at my place anytime
Holmey X"Thats very good of you...i might take you up on it sometime..it would only be mr as mrs wont travel (miserable cow) haha...thank you | |||
