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 . This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.
Hello! Cowabunga  tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?  Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls  and pervy night flamingos . Talk about absolutely anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.
Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. Smileyface    | |||
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"³" Bollocks. | |||
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"³ Bollocks." 1,2,3,4,5  . Not first | |||
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"³ Bollocks. 1,2,3,4,5 . Not first "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. I didn't manage to be first, and I started this fucking thread. | |||
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"Don't nocturnal threads start later and later." Depends what time of the year it is  | |||
"³ Bollocks. 1,2,3,4,5 . Not first
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. I didn't manage to be first, and I started this fucking thread."Looks like Jim your not fast enough to reply to your own post .  | |||
"I'M HUNGRY." Stop shouting at your wifey and get her to make you a Sunday Roast  | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. YOU'RE TONIGHT'S ¹ST, ²ND AND ³RD POSTER. OR IS IT POSTERS? I DON'T KNOW, IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER. I'M JUST ENJOYING TYPING AWAY IN CAPITAL LETTERS LIKE A MAD MAN. WHEN I SAY MAD MAN, I DON'T MEAN I'M IN AMERICAN ADVERTISING IN THE OLDEN DAYS, LIKE FROM THE TV SHOW MAD MEN. WHICH I RATHER ENJOYED, EVEN THOUGH NOTHING REALLY HAPPENS. . I'M HUNGRY." • I'm Budda. I'm your pest. I'm Budapest. | |||
"Don't nocturnal threads start later and later. Depends what time of the year it is "Is it a leap year? | |||
"³ Bollocks. 1,2,3,4,5 . Not first
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. I didn't manage to be first, and I started this fucking thread.
Looks like Jim your not fast enough to reply to your own post . "Story of my life. | |||
"I'M HUNGRY. Stop shouting at your wifey and get her to make you a Sunday Roast " | |||
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"Hello Jimothy et al! How's your Saturday going? X" Where were you?! It's been a good night. x | |||
"Hello Jimothy et al! How's your Saturday going? X Where were you?! It's been a good night. x" I forgot I had a hen do today. Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx | |||
"I'M HUNGRY. Stop shouting at your wifey and get her to make you a Sunday Roast
"In that case chill out to some Black Sabbath 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoE_A8x0uMc | |||
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"Hello Jimothy et al! How's your Saturday going? X Where were you?! It's been a good night. x I forgot I had a hen do today. Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx"
I went. x | |||
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"I'M HUNGRY. Stop shouting at your wifey and get her to make you a Sunday Roast
In that case chill out to some Black Sabbath
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoE_A8x0uMc"(blackheart) | |||
"³ Bollocks. 1,2,3,4,5 . Not first
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. I didn't manage to be first, and I started this fucking thread.
Looks like Jim your not fast enough to reply to your own post .
Story of my life."Jim either not fast enough typing or need to upgrade your internet connection speed | |||
"Tipsy and perving pics "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Clac. You bloody pervert. | |||
"Hi I'm confused but that my normal state. Only here for a few minutes but thought I'd say hi" I'm often confused. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Stefan. | |||
"³ Bollocks. 1,2,3,4,5 . Not first
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. I didn't manage to be first, and I started this fucking thread.
Looks like Jim your not fast enough to reply to your own post .
Story of my life.
Jim either not fast enough typing or need to upgrade your internet connection speed "I'm slow. | |||
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"Hello Jimothy et al! How's your Saturday going? X Where were you?! It's been a good night. x I forgot I had a hen do today. Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx
I went. x"Aw. Did you miss me?  x | |||
"Evening Mr Jim. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. | |||
"Hello Jimothy et al! How's your Saturday going? X Where were you?! It's been a good night. x I forgot I had a hen do today. Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx
I went. x
Aw. Did you miss me? x"I did. x | |||
"³ Bollocks. 1,2,3,4,5 . Not first
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. I didn't manage to be first, and I started this fucking thread.
Looks like Jim your not fast enough to reply to your own post .
Story of my life.
Jim either not fast enough typing or need to upgrade your internet connection speed
I'm slow."Same as me then fast internet speed . Need someone who can actually type fast | |||
"Hello Jimothy et al! How's your Saturday going? X Where were you?! It's been a good night. x I forgot I had a hen do today. Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx
I went. x
Aw. Did you miss me? x
I did. x"We will try to be at the next one. X | |||
"Hello Jimothy et al! How's your Saturday going? X Where were you?! It's been a good night. x I forgot I had a hen do today. Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx
I went. x
Aw. Did you miss me? x
I did. x
We will try to be at the next one. X"It could be September. x | |||
"Hello Jimothy et al! How's your Saturday going? X Where were you?! It's been a good night. x I forgot I had a hen do today. Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx
I went. x
Aw. Did you miss me? x
I did. x
We will try to be at the next one. X
It could be September. x"We will keep an eye out. | |||
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"Hello Jimothy et al! How's your Saturday going? X Where were you?! It's been a good night. x I forgot I had a hen do today. Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx
I went. x
Aw. Did you miss me? x
I did. x
We will try to be at the next one. X"Yayyyyy! I'll defo be at the next one, too xx | |||
"I'm going to watch England vs South Africa ladies cricket at Derby on Monday evening "Fantastic. Is that at Pride Park? | |||
"Hello Jimothy et al! How's your Saturday going? X Where were you?! It's been a good night. x I forgot I had a hen do today. Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx
I went. x
Aw. Did you miss me? x
I did. x
We will try to be at the next one. X
Yayyyyy! I'll defo be at the next one, too xx"We haven't been to Shrewsbury before and there's a lot of people that go to the social that we'd love to meet or see again. This year has just been quite hectick so we haven't really been to many socials that aren't very local. | |||
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"Hello Jimothy et al! How's your Saturday going? X Where were you?! It's been a good night. x I forgot I had a hen do today. Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx
I went. x
Aw. Did you miss me? x
I did. x
We will try to be at the next one. X
Yayyyyy! I'll defo be at the next one, too xx
We haven't been to Shrewsbury before and there's a lot of people that go to the social that we'd love to meet or see again. This year has just been quite hectick so we haven't really been to many socials that aren't very local. "It was pretty quiet tonight. x | |||
"Hello Jimothy et al! How's your Saturday going? X Where were you?! It's been a good night. x I forgot I had a hen do today. Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx
I went. x
Aw. Did you miss me? x
I did. x
We will try to be at the next one. X
Yayyyyy! I'll defo be at the next one, too xx
We haven't been to Shrewsbury before and there's a lot of people that go to the social that we'd love to meet or see again. This year has just been quite hectick so we haven't really been to many socials that aren't very local.
It was pretty quiet tonight. x"So was the social we hosted but it was still really good fun. I think it's because it's the 1st weekend of the school holidays. | |||
"Hey all just home from a session in my local with a full on Irish sing song as well, savage night "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caveman.   Give us a song. | |||
"Hello Jimothy et al! How's your Saturday going? X Where were you?! It's been a good night. x I forgot I had a hen do today. Did you go to the Social? I'm gutted I couldn't make it xx
I went. x
Aw. Did you miss me? x
I did. x
We will try to be at the next one. X
Yayyyyy! I'll defo be at the next one, too xx
We haven't been to Shrewsbury before and there's a lot of people that go to the social that we'd love to meet or see again. This year has just been quite hectick so we haven't really been to many socials that aren't very local.
It was pretty quiet tonight. x
So was the social we hosted but it was still really good fun. I think it's because it's the 1st weekend of the school holidays. "*Nods* | |||
"Hey all just home from a session in my local with a full on Irish sing song as well, savage night
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caveman. Give us a song."i doubt people on here would like the songs we sing | |||
"I'm going to watch England vs South Africa ladies cricket at Derby on Monday evening
Fantastic. Is that at Pride Park? "No, it used to be known as the Racecourse Ground, I think horses used to run around it long before I was born | |||
"Hey all just home from a session in my local with a full on Irish sing song as well, savage night
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caveman. Give us a song.i doubt people on here would like the songs we sing "Is it best I don't ask what you sing?! | |||
"Hey all just home from a session in my local with a full on Irish sing song as well, savage night
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caveman. Give us a song.i doubt people on here would like the songs we sing
Is it best I don't ask what you sing?!"grace, sean South and the foggy dew | |||
"I'm going to watch England vs South Africa ladies cricket at Derby on Monday evening
Fantastic. Is that at Pride Park?
No, it used to be known as the Racecourse Ground, I think horses used to run around it long before I was born " | |||
"Hey all just home from a session in my local with a full on Irish sing song as well, savage night
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caveman. Give us a song.i doubt people on here would like the songs we sing
Is it best I don't ask what you sing?!grace, sean South and the foggy dew "Very Irish. | |||
"Hey all just home from a session in my local with a full on Irish sing song as well, savage night
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Caveman. Give us a song.i doubt people on here would like the songs we sing
Is it best I don't ask what you sing?!grace, sean South and the foggy dew
Very Irish."oh yes very patriotic Irish | |||
How old do you think Elisabeth Moss is? | |||
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"42" 42! | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. How goes the nocturnal shenanigans tonight? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. I had a couple of beers in Shrewsbury . That was good. I've just had some pasta, that wasn't so good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? | |||
"On this day 1980 we lost Peter Sellers. "Does your dog bite? | |||
"Hi "Hey, Rex.  We don't often see you at this time of night. | |||
"On this day 1980 we lost Peter Sellers.
Does your dog bite? "That’s not my dog! | |||
"Hi
Hey, Rex. We don't often see you at this time of night."I’m not tired, I will be tomorrow though through staying up waaaay too late | |||
"42 42!" Yeah! Had to happen at some point | |||
"On this day 1980 we lost Peter Sellers.
Does your dog bite? "Do you have a rim? | |||
"Hi
Hey, Rex. We don't often see you at this time of night.
I’m not tired, I will be tomorrow though through staying up waaaay too late "I'm liking the late night Rex action. | |||
"42 42! Yeah! Had to happen at some point "It was inevitable. | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. How goes the nocturnal shenanigans tonight? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. I had a couple of beers in Shrewsbury . That was good. I've just had some pasta, that wasn't so good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?"I’m good thanks! No production overnight on weekends so it’s pretty chilled tonight. I’ll get paid for servicing my car and fitting a new ABS sensor so it could be worse and after this shift I’m off to Mexico for a week on the beach which should be good | |||
" "The giraffe is a tall African hoofed mammal belonging to the genus Giraffa. It is the tallest living terrestrial animal and the largest ruminant- hoofed herbivorous- on Earth. Traditionally, giraffes were thought to be one species, Giraffa camelopardalis, with nine subspecies. And can run at 60 km/h Horses on the other hand The horse is a domesticated, odd-toed, hoofed mammal. It belongs to the taxonomic family Equidae and is one of two extant subspecies of Equus ferus. The horse has evolved over the past 45 to 55 million years from a small multi-toed creature, Eohippus, into the large, single-toed animal of today and can run at 88 km/h, so it will easilly outpace your inferior and any of his mates  | |||
"On this day 1980 we lost Peter Sellers.
Does your dog bite?
Do you have a rim?"Chimpanzee Minkey | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. How goes the nocturnal shenanigans tonight? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. I had a couple of beers in Shrewsbury . That was good. I've just had some pasta, that wasn't so good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
I’m good thanks! No production overnight on weekends so it’s pretty chilled tonight. I’ll get paid for servicing my car and fitting a new ABS sensor so it could be worse and after this shift I’m off to Mexico for a week on the beach which should be good "Going loco down in Acapulco. | |||
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The giraffe is a tall African hoofed mammal belonging to the genus Giraffa. It is the tallest living terrestrial animal and the largest ruminant- hoofed herbivorous- on Earth. Traditionally, giraffes were thought to be one species, Giraffa camelopardalis, with nine subspecies. And can run at 60 km/h
Horses on the other hand The horse is a domesticated, odd-toed, hoofed mammal. It belongs to the taxonomic family Equidae and is one of two extant subspecies of Equus ferus. The horse has evolved over the past 45 to 55 million years from a small multi-toed creature, Eohippus, into the large, single-toed animal of today and can run at 88 km/h, so it will easilly outpace your inferior and any of his mates "I don’t know Ace…..in a short race Jim’s might win by a neck | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. How goes the nocturnal shenanigans tonight? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. I had a couple of beers in Shrewsbury . That was good. I've just had some pasta, that wasn't so good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
I’m good thanks! No production overnight on weekends so it’s pretty chilled tonight. I’ll get paid for servicing my car and fitting a new ABS sensor so it could be worse and after this shift I’m off to Mexico for a week on the beach which should be good
Going loco down in Acapulco."Close. More like going baboon in Cancun | |||
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The giraffe is a tall African hoofed mammal belonging to the genus Giraffa. It is the tallest living terrestrial animal and the largest ruminant- hoofed herbivorous- on Earth. Traditionally, giraffes were thought to be one species, Giraffa camelopardalis, with nine subspecies. And can run at 60 km/h
Horses on the other hand The horse is a domesticated, odd-toed, hoofed mammal. It belongs to the taxonomic family Equidae and is one of two extant subspecies of Equus ferus. The horse has evolved over the past 45 to 55 million years from a small multi-toed creature, Eohippus, into the large, single-toed animal of today and can run at 88 km/h, so it will easilly outpace your inferior and any of his mates " Thanks for facting. | |||
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. How goes the nocturnal shenanigans tonight? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. I had a couple of beers in Shrewsbury . That was good. I've just had some pasta, that wasn't so good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
I’m good thanks! No production overnight on weekends so it’s pretty chilled tonight. I’ll get paid for servicing my car and fitting a new ABS sensor so it could be worse and after this shift I’m off to Mexico for a week on the beach which should be good
Going loco down in Acapulco.
Close. More like going baboon in Cancun "(baboon) | |||
"On this day 1980 we lost Peter Sellers.
Does your dog bite?
Do you have a rim?
Chimpanzee Minkey "You had me at chimp. | |||
How old do you think Jennifer Lopez is?
https://youtu.be/4kGvlESGvbs | |||
" Thanks for facting."I'm off out to source a Penguin, I'll let you know when it beats the ice speed record | |||
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"Other chocolate biscuits are available." Taxi for Jim ^ | |||
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"Other chocolate biscuits are available. Taxi for Jim ^" Fare do's. | |||
"Other chocolate biscuits are available. Taxi for Jim ^ Fare do's. " Have you ever been to Scarborough Fair? | |||
"Other chocolate biscuits are available. Taxi for Jim ^ Fare do's. Have you ever been to Scarborough Fair? " I've not had the pleasure. | |||
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"Who wants to join us right now?" I'm afraid Jim's Mum is busy right now...... | |||
"Who wants to join us right now?" If only | |||
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"Who wants to join us right now?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MC. I hope you find some company. | |||
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"I'm just wondering why I've put a big lump of beef to cook in ma oven at this time in the morning "Blimey, Ace. That's late even for you. | |||
"Who wants to join us right now?" You could’ve asked when I lived in Church Crookham! | |||
"I'm just wondering why I've put a big lump of beef to cook in ma oven at this time in the morning "Is that a euphemism Ace? | |||
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"I'm just wondering why I've put a big lump of beef to cook in ma oven at this time in the morning
Blimey, Ace. That's late even for you."I know, I've already eaten, the beef is gonna be for salads with me and some of ma neighbours | |||
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"Quack quack." He needs some queem qwackers | |||
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"Quack quack. He needs some queem qwackers " | |||
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Ay up mi duck x "Good morning.•°° | |||
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Quack quack."I didn't need an  just lots of sleep.•°° | |||
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Quack quack.
I didn't need an just lots of sleep.•°° "How are you feeling now? | |||
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Ay up mi duck x
Good morning.•°°"Good Morning to you as well young Lady, have you been following the Women's football and cricket teams? | |||
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Quack quack.
I didn't need an just lots of sleep.•°°
How are you feeling now?"Still very  but I'll survive, I just hope it doesn't last much longer whatever it is. | |||
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Quack quack.
I didn't need an just lots of sleep.•°°
How are you feeling now?
Still very but I'll survive, I just hope it doesn't last much longer whatever it is. "Hurry up and get better for goodness sakes. | |||
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Ay up mi duck x
Good morning.•°°
Good Morning to you as well young Lady, have you been following the Women's football and cricket teams?"I haven't, sports aren't my thing and I've been mostly sleeping the last couple days. | |||
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Quack quack.
I didn't need an just lots of sleep.•°°
How are you feeling now?
Still very but I'll survive, I just hope it doesn't last much longer whatever it is.
Hurry up and get better for goodness sakes."I refuse to be ill much longer I hate it.•°°
At least it's cooled down, a heatwave and being .. I wouldn't handle it well. | |||
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Ay up mi duck x
Good morning.•°°
Good Morning to you as well young Lady, have you been following the Women's football and cricket teams?
I haven't, sports aren't my thing and I've been mostly sleeping the last couple days."Well I hope you have plenty of zzzzz's I'm going to watch England v South Africa at ma local ground on Monday evening | |||
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"Post epilogue epilation: how did I miss this last night?! "• You were being pleasured, perhaps KC²?  | |||
"Post epilogue epilation: how did I miss this last night?!
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You were being pleasured, perhaps KC²? "Negative last night, Nerø | |||
"Post epilogue epilation: how did I miss this last night?!
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You were being pleasured, perhaps KC²?
Negative last night, Nerø "• Not even by a fine, hand-crafted artisan wood-fired Pizza? | |||
