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Anyone farted during sex?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok so here goes! Few years back had a girl mate who I started flirting with over a couple of weeks we decided to go for a drink and her to stay over. We went to a local and drank quite a lot. Both being quite d*unk we decided to take a pizza back after eating loads we then started kissing leading into the bedroom. Half way through I felt a huge fart building trying my best to hold it back I couldn't pump anymore so started to lick her out. And then it happened a little squeak fart! Both went silent!!! I then panicked and said was that you!! Lol she replied you know it wasn't anyway I burst out laughing and so did she with that a huge fart popped out after laughing for 10mons went back to fooling around. Anyone else?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Before, during and after.

Its like morse code in our bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haven't we all darling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No never and deffo not while getting a blowjob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No never and deffo not while getting a blowjob

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Nah - drop one while she's giving you a BJ and if she carries on without batting an eyelid, you KNOW you're on to a winner...

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By *radleyandRavenCouple over a year ago

Herts

Only during anal, but that's kind of expected.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh I have loads of embarrassing farting incidents. But THE most embarrassing was when I was 24, I had a fling with a quite famous and cool musician. As he was licking me and I cum, I did the biggest fart (not a fanny fart, a proper arse one) right in his face! I wanted to die!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahhh I'm laughing som much my mate just asked me what I'm doing lol I find this kind of thing sooooo funny pmsl x

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By *nfieldishCouple over a year ago

Enfield

"oh I have loads of embarrassing farting incidents. But THE most embarrassing was when I was 24, I had a fling with a quite famous and cool musician. As he was licking me and I cum, I did the biggest fart (not a fanny fart, a proper arse one) right in his face! I wanted to die!!"

Oh...come on..gissa clue...you can't leave us like this...

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

Never

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there were 2 cpls on the bed inc me-someone did but it wasnt me-honest-we all stopped but only for a very long second

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By *rank_SimoneCouple over a year ago

Bideford

Once when I first went out with Simone, we were doing a 69.

She stopped immediately and said I aint having another 68 of them for no one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once when I first went out with Simone, we were doing a 69.

She stopped immediately and said I aint having another 68 of them for no one

Hehe classic

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By *orkieMan over a year ago

Who knows

I seem to remember fooling round with a lady and this happened, when she saw the look of shock on my face she calmly said " you made front hole so happy that back hole blow you kiss"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no never have thank goodness.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

got to remember that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bet he did too!

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