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By *yron69 OP Man over a year ago

Fareham

You get seven years bad luck for breaking a mirror. I've just broke a resin ornament of Bob Marley having a smoke.

What's my curse?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

No curse, but Peter Tosh is much better anyway

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

You’ll be followed by a rain cloud for a whole week.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your cock will shrink until it resembles a button mushroom but only on the third Saturday of every month

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

At an interview Bob Marley was asked the question, "As a man of the people, who wrote songs relating to ordinary people, why then did he drive a BMW which is not something that the average person will ever aspire to?" The answer Bob gave was, "It was the only car that I could find with the band's initials on it." So with that in mind, be careful if you drive a BMW it might be an omen that you are about to break it as well!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m you’re worried about a curse take a bath of saltwater, infused with fresh Rosemary and limes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You will always have no woman and you can't cry.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Never again will you eat donuts wi jammin

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