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What can you say during sex but also during a family meal

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’ve filled up the gravy boat!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Yours was really good but, Grans is still the best I've had

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By *iss KinkWoman over a year ago

North West

I’m stuffed

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

More stuffing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who wants a leg or a breast?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This doesn't taste right...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want more meat

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By *ayyorksMan over a year ago

Halifax yorkshire

More cucumber anyone ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've licked it, its mine!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's dripping down your chin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could you pass the ketchup

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Oh go on please just try it... for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't quite fancy it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't be too greedy, leave some for everyone else.

I could eat this all day

I like it hot and spicy

Just get it in your mouth and swallow it

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By *ryan...Man over a year ago

1950's Original

Can I have another fork

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everybody dive in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You got it all over your face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now now, there's enough for us all so let's share

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By *iger4uWoman over a year ago

In my happy place

Dont talk with your mouth full

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you eaten?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spit that out and you'll be in big trouble

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By *asterandGenieCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

So moist

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Dad you've outdone yourself this time, that was such an explosion of flavour in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This meat is very tasty today

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By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

More cream?

Gbat

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

Anyone for seconds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm loving this smelly, thick, hard and blue veined one.

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By *ister CMan over a year ago

liverpool

That clam is off...?

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By *ilts hot guyMan over a year ago

calne

Mind if I take my socks off?? Weird!!

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

Can I have more please. I enjoyed that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You finished quick

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By *y gameMan over a year ago

open wide

Any extra stuffing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was very filling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks, that was lovely.

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

That carrot is rather hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well that was a feast! My compliments to the organiser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lovely bit of squirrel !

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By *wistedsoul35Man over a year ago

cumbria

You gonna eat that

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By *KG12Couple over a year ago

Burnley

That's a greasy box

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Would you like to eat in or eat out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass the gravy grandma.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Oops, spilled my gravy...

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Damn, that's hot!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Quick wipe that off before it stains!

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Would you like more sausage

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By *inballs99Man over a year ago

Blackheath

Thats nice it comes in a box

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

That was finger lickin good.

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By *arbar2021Couple over a year ago

city

Same time next week?

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By *inballs99Man over a year ago

Blackheath

It's all you can eat

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Would you like a hand rather than just struggling

It's really slippery when it's wet

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan over a year ago

North Norfolk

Lovely spread.

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

Well it's been a pleasure as always I'll look forward to next time !!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Well that was awfully salty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Uncle Joe will be round soon, he can have the leftovers

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

"Uncle Joe will be round soon, he can have the leftovers "

Banter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cant take no more...I'm stuffed

Grandads enjoying himself again

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Uncle Joe will be round soon, he can have the leftovers "

Your defo Brummies.

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By *y gameMan over a year ago

open wide

Pardon me didn't mean to fart while eating.

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By *mooth Operator 07Man over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

Do you want cream on your spotted dick. I'll get my coat

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

The meat took alot of basting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK, you've gobbled the meat down, now try the two veg

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By *amantha_JadeWoman over a year ago

Newcastle

Can someone get me a tissue please, it’s all over my face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Grandma

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By *he Artful TodgerMan over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

Some of these are brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think this has gone off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s so nice having the family cum over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s so nice having the family cum over"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't wipe it on the tablecloth. Where are your manners?

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

I could eat that again x

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By *irDomin8Man over a year ago

Southend-On-Sea

Yes that looks nice but I would prefer all you can eat.

You mean I can refill it as many times as I want.

That was nice but would have liked it if you left the T bag in a bit longer.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

Shall I play mother?

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

That's a big one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You will sit there till you have had it all

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By *al kalMan over a year ago

london

Care for seconds?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a spoon please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have some more?

Very hot.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

Get your chops round these

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

What an unexpected surprise! I didn't know you were coming...

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By *umblefunMan over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

Would you like more cream.

It’ll be better when it’s rested

I could eat that all day

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

Poke it n see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

was it something you swallowed?

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

You want to be careful, you might ch*ke on that.

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By *escourtesMan over a year ago

hereford

Id like a large helping

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By *escourtesMan over a year ago

hereford

Would your wife like more sausage vicar?

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

That's a bit of a small portion!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple over a year ago

Debauchery

Close your eyes and taste it

Hades

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

My nuts are toast

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By *n080971Man over a year ago

Tower Bridge Rd

If you’re late to the table and someone shouts “dinner is ready” i’d say its perfect acceptable to say “I’m cumming”

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

I'm going to eat you.

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By *olinOfBathMan over a year ago

Corsham

The last time that I tried that I was sick for days afterwards...

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By *inky_CarpenterMan over a year ago

Portsmouth

Wow that tastes so good...

Can I have some of that when you're done...

Where do you want me the cream...

Mmm I'm definitely having seconds.

Do you want to share that bit with me...

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

lovely jellies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not putting that in my mouth. It has cheese on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmm very tender, succulent and juicy too.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

Lipsmacking good.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

Fingerlickin good

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By *imbob85Man over a year ago

inverness

Pass the butter

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By *d4funtimesMan over a year ago

Cambridge

Can I get another serving?

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By *aughtyAlex2021Woman over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

I'm going to stuff the porkie in the Yorke with some saucy

I think it's too early in the morning for me haha.

Female

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your gravy is delicious

Im so full i could burst

Im a breast man

Get a load of those dumplings!

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By *idnight RamblerMan over a year ago

Pershore

May I have another portion?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dessert before dinner, yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like you enjoyed that

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By *andR2019Couple over a year ago

Nunya

Tastes a bit salty

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Doesn't cucumber repeat on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lovely spread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want a cream pie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would you like some of my meat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop playing with it and just eat it.

I'm so sorry, I took it out a little late.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks gran

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By *amantha TSWoman over a year ago

Swindon

Let's invite your friends round next time, I'm sure they'd love to taste this...

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By *he Happy ManMan over a year ago

Merseyside

Would you like some chocolate sauce and whipped cream?

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple over a year ago

Darlington

Something smells of fish.

I'll see myself out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it farting that means I enjoyed it or burping?

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Who needs/want a spoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excuse me,sorry,wrong hole

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By *0IAN00Man over a year ago

Dumfries & Galloway

Sorry but it's making me gag !

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

That's the last time I'm inviting your mother to join us.

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By *jekimMan over a year ago

Wigan

Who's turn is it too do the washing up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would anyone love a bit more of this tart.

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By *olinOfBathMan over a year ago

Corsham

You spilled it, you can clean up the mess.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmm fish fingers

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By *0IAN00Man over a year ago

Dumfries & Galloway

Would you like me to cream your buns ?

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

Toad in the hole anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/08/22 03:45:51]

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

Breast or Thigh? Oh, I'll just have both please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ready ! I’m coming I’m coming

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Unless you finish your main course you're not getting desert.

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