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By *UNKIE OP   Man  over a year ago

south east

Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile "

welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.

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By *xodussxMan  over a year ago

sheffield


"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile

welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.

"

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By *UNKIE OP   Man  over a year ago

south east

Aww ffs I knew there was gonna be a catch Lol

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"Aww ffs I knew there was gonna be a catch Lol"

Happy Days....

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter


"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile

welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.

"

LOL View .. cheeky

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile

welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.

LOL View .. cheeky"

I recognised the butt..... I knew I was barking up the wrong tree, but always good to mentally scar the straight ones and leave him with a mental image that will burn his brain all afternoon

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By *UNKIE OP   Man  over a year ago

south east


"Aww ffs I knew there was gonna be a catch Lol

Happy Days.... "

You wish my no so str8 m8

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By *xodussxMan  over a year ago

sheffield


"Aww ffs I knew there was gonna be a catch Lol"
Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mind your language

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"Aww ffs I knew there was gonna be a catch Lol

Happy Days....

You wish my no so str8 m8 "

anyways, good luck on the site....

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By *UNKIE OP   Man  over a year ago

south east


"Aww ffs I knew there was gonna be a catch Lol Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mind your language "

I do apologise but it was _iews fault for puttin that feckin image in my mind

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By *xodussxMan  over a year ago

sheffield


"Aww ffs I knew there was gonna be a catch Lol Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mind your language

I do apologise but it was _iews fault for puttin that feckin image in my mind "

if i lose my job i will blame you both...I am dying of laugher here and am sure someon is asking WHTF is wrong with this guy today

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By *UNKIE OP   Man  over a year ago

south east

How do get a meet does the constant bombardment of msgs toward the ladies accompanied with a cock pic n sky remote work ?? Tiz all new to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How do get a meet does the constant bombardment of msgs toward the ladies accompanied with a cock pic n sky remote work ?? Tiz all new to me lol "

That should do nicely

If for any reason that doesn't work though, I find that calling them whore or slut will usually open some doors for you

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"How do get a meet does the constant bombardment of msgs toward the ladies accompanied with a cock pic n sky remote work ?? Tiz all new to me lol

That should do nicely

If for any reason that doesn't work though, I find that calling them whore or slut will usually open some doors for you "

very sound advice Bussy...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How do get a meet does the constant bombardment of msgs toward the ladies accompanied with a cock pic n sky remote work ?? Tiz all new to me lol

That should do nicely

If for any reason that doesn't work though, I find that calling them whore or slut will usually open some doors for you "

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

you will find

what you up to today

hi babe

you looking to meet

you look great for 57

are your tits real

all work well in a first message, nowt else...

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By *xodussxMan  over a year ago

sheffield


"How do get a meet does the constant bombardment of msgs toward the ladies accompanied with a cock pic n sky remote work ?? Tiz all new to me lol "
Are you hijacking your own first thread????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aww ffs I knew there was gonna be a catch Lol

Happy Days.... "

What about the rest of us _iew?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile

welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.

"

I thought you might have had another 'slot' waiting for him

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"Aww ffs I knew there was gonna be a catch Lol

Happy Days....

What about the rest of us _iew?"

sadly, until he turns to the darkside, I just have to wait, till then you ladies grab him tight and squeeze

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile

welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.

I thought you might have had another 'slot' waiting for him "

no.....

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"you will find

what you up to today

hi babe

you looking to meet

you look great for 57

are your tits real

all work well in a first message, nowt else..."

And much wider appeal if written in text speak...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile

welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.

"

take no notice BUNKIE ---- your appointment was with me first lol hehehhe

Welcome to Forums get stuck in and enjoy the fun

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn


"you will find

what you up to today

hi babe

you looking to meet

you look great for 57

are your tits real

all work well in a first message, nowt else...

And much wider appeal if written in text speak...

"

spot on sir, thanks for helping my friend find his feet on the site, he is on the road to success

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I will hum the death star music and breathe very heavily View .... ** Jedi Mind trick** ... "You are feeling very homosexual today ... you love the Dark Side (and a nice little satin number)...."

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"I will hum the death star music and breathe very heavily View .... ** Jedi Mind trick** ... "You are feeling very homosexual today ... you love the Dark Side (and a nice little satin number)...."

"

your help is much appreciated, he does walk with a hint of a mince, I do wonder. All help appreciated, his wife is on my side

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile

welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.

take no notice BUNKIE ---- your appointment was with me first lol hehehhe

Welcome to Forums get stuck in and enjoy the fun "

See neither of them told you that at 4.15 you're booked in to bend over and take one for the team...... ????

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn


"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile

welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.

take no notice BUNKIE ---- your appointment was with me first lol hehehhe

Welcome to Forums get stuck in and enjoy the fun

See neither of them told you that at 4.15 you're booked in to bend over and take one for the team...... ????

"

and all on cam

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"you will find

what you up to today

hi babe

you looking to meet

you look great for 57

are your tits real

all work well in a first message, nowt else...

And much wider appeal if written in text speak...

spot on sir, thanks for helping my friend find his feet on the site, he is on the road to success"

Sir,... Are asking me to kneel,, before you arise....

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn


"you will find

what you up to today

hi babe

you looking to meet

you look great for 57

are your tits real

all work well in a first message, nowt else...

And much wider appeal if written in text speak...

spot on sir, thanks for helping my friend find his feet on the site, he is on the road to success

Sir,... Are asking me to kneel,, before you arise.... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile

welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.

take no notice BUNKIE ---- your appointment was with me first lol hehehhe

Welcome to Forums get stuck in and enjoy the fun

See neither of them told you that at 4.15 you're booked in to bend over and take one for the team...... ????

and all on cam "

And by 9pm _iewable to all on xhamster

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A newbie with an oldie bum? I'm easily confused today.

Welcome and just do whatever View says.

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By *UNKIE OP   Man  over a year ago

south east


"How do get a meet does the constant bombardment of msgs toward the ladies accompanied with a cock pic n sky remote work ?? Tiz all new to me lol

That should do nicely

If for any reason that doesn't work though, I find that calling them whore or slut will usually open some doors for you "

really ? Excellent thankyou sir for your pearls of wisdom

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By *issBehavingxxWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"How do get a meet does the constant bombardment of msgs toward the ladies accompanied with a cock pic n sky remote work ?? Tiz all new to me lol "

Best to ditch the sky remote and use one of those wee mini cans... Make the cock look bigger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Try the lynx effect Bunkie .... a travel size can at first ..... you have to work up to remote size.

Ahhhh the joys of a virgin bum.

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By *UNKIE OP   Man  over a year ago

south east


"A newbie with an oldie bum? I'm easily confused today.

Welcome and just do whatever View says."

Nooooo dont make me plzzzzzz

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By *UNKIE OP   Man  over a year ago

south east


"Try the lynx effect Bunkie .... a travel size can at first ..... you have to work up to remote size.

Ahhhh the joys of a virgin bum. "

My bum will remain a virgin young lady lmao ....should have shouted that to make sure _iew heard it lol

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile

welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.

"

Certain of the site rules really bug me. This particular one just leaves a bad taste in my mouth...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Try the lynx effect Bunkie .... a travel size can at first ..... you have to work up to remote size.

Ahhhh the joys of a virgin bum.

My bum will remain a virgin young lady lmao ....should have shouted that to make sure _iew heard it lol "

He'll not hear you he's in the closet sorting through the flavoured lubes.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A newbie with an oldie bum? I'm easily confused today.

Welcome and just do whatever View says.

Nooooo dont make me plzzzzzz "

I think you are late for your initiation. Mince over there now and get ready to hobble back.

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By *UNKIE OP   Man  over a year ago

south east


"Well thats not exactly true but I did have to wait a week before I could post on this profile

welcome newbie... now you may have missed the rules of the site, new guys have to perform oral on me. I can fit you in at 3.20 pm.

Certain of the site rules really bug me. This particular one just leaves a bad taste in my mouth... "

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By *UNKIE OP   Man  over a year ago

south east


"A newbie with an oldie bum? I'm easily confused today.

Welcome and just do whatever View says.

Nooooo dont make me plzzzzzz

I think you are late for your initiation. Mince over there now and get ready to hobble back."

Oh so I am ....ermmmm totally forgot

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