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over a year ago
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Ever make the mistake of placing your deodorant next to other cans when staying away at relatives!!
Just had to have my second shower in 10 minutes after coating my pits in "extra firm hold" hairspray!!!
The underarm mohecian look is just not me! 
*this infomercial has been brought to you by new 'Crack Check' from ObiTech!
"Always wondering if your undercarriage is free from clutter - stray hairs, shreds of cheap loo rolls, dangleberries, tag nuts and winnets? Finding it tricky to check regularly without hopping on the sink and craning your neck to see the reflection of your bum canyon in the mirror?
Then new 'Crack Check' could be the answer to all your fresh ring worries!! Simply peel the underside of the 'Crack Check' mirrored strip away and attach to the inside of your chosen undergarments - then whenever you feel the need to inspect the cleanliness of your tradesmans entrance - just drop your drawers and look down! Simples!!
No more freshness worries and oh so convenient! Order yours today!!!
(Non-reusable, non-biodegradable, do not attempt to flush after use. Any resemblance to cheaply sold mirrored screen mobile phone protectors is purely coincidental! No refunds, especially if used!!)
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I was camping a couple of years ago.
In my bathroom bag I had a small blue tube of toothpaste, and a similarly-sized small blue tube of Savlon....
Spit - splutter - euch!!!!!!!
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Although its a very unique idea, I fear there would be a problem with it not getting wrinkled in men's underwear as it would be impossible to incorporate 'wings'. Without being able to keep the mirrored side smooth it wouldnt be able to serve its purpose. And for that reason 'I'm out' |
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"Although its a very unique idea, I fear there would be a problem with it not getting wrinkled in men's underwear as it would be impossible to incorporate 'wings'. Without being able to keep the mirrored side smooth it wouldnt be able to serve its purpose. And for that reason 'I'm out' "
Not 'In' for the female only line?  |
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"Although its a very unique idea, I fear there would be a problem with it not getting wrinkled in men's underwear as it would be impossible to incorporate 'wings'. Without being able to keep the mirrored side smooth it wouldnt be able to serve its purpose. And for that reason 'I'm out'
Not 'In' for the female only line? "
I have a pretty little compact the this purpose. Why else did you think we carry around these dinky little mirrors?  |
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"Although its a very unique idea, I fear there would be a problem with it not getting wrinkled in men's underwear as it would be impossible to incorporate 'wings'. Without being able to keep the mirrored side smooth it wouldnt be able to serve its purpose. And for that reason 'I'm out'
Not 'In' for the female only line?
I have a pretty little compact the this purpose. Why else did you think we carry around these dinky little mirrors? "
You women are just to clever for us guys! 
And that might explain why I ended up with blusher on my nose the other day!!  |
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"Although its a very unique idea, I fear there would be a problem with it not getting wrinkled in men's underwear as it would be impossible to incorporate 'wings'. Without being able to keep the mirrored side smooth it wouldnt be able to serve its purpose. And for that reason 'I'm out'
Not 'In' for the female only line?
I have a pretty little compact the this purpose. Why else did you think we carry around these dinky little mirrors?
You women are just to clever for us guys!
And that might explain why I ended up with blusher on my nose the other day!! "
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"I spray hair spray on my face after I have done my make up on an evening out to keep the make up in place and to last the evening... "
Might try that for wrinkles - cheaper than Botox! And I am an old man apparently...!
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"Does that actually work? I've heard a lot of people say that. 
Yes it does work...
Don't you just smell of hairspray all night?
No I don't "
Fair enough, I just assumed there would be a lingering smell. |
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How about being on Holiday with the In-laws and watching your father in law pick up a tube of Canesten, squeeze it out and brush his teeth with it.........
100% true and still one of the funniest things I have ever seen |
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"How about being on Holiday with the In-laws and watching your father in law pick up a tube of Canesten, squeeze it out and brush his teeth with it.........
100% true and still one of the funniest things I have ever seen "
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"Does that actually work? I've heard a lot of people say that.
Yes it does work...
Don't you just smell of hairspray all night?
No I don't
Fair enough, I just assumed there would be a lingering smell. "
No its a very fine mist I put on... |
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"OBI, you use hairspray? You big woofta!
Haha good new name
I heard it was for your make up obi????"
Shhhhh - it's meant to be a secret!
It's not easy being 73 and pulling off 36!! |
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"OBI, you use hairspray? You big woofta!
Haha good new name
I heard it was for your make up obi????
Shhhhh - it's meant to be a secret!
It's not easy being 73 and pulling off 36!! "
Good on yer for finding a 36yr old who has such a wide age range! |
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"OBI, you use hairspray? You big woofta!
Haha good new name
I heard it was for your make up obi????
Shhhhh - it's meant to be a secret!
It's not easy being 73 and pulling off 36!!
Good on yer for finding a 36yr old who has such a wide age range! "
Cheeky!!!
Now bend over for your punishment!!!  |
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"I spray hair spray on my face after I have done my make up on an evening out to keep the make up in place and to last the evening... "
thats what powder is for, and much nicer to the skin.. |
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Obi, just an idea for the ladies version of Crack Check, would it be possible to have the mirror so it makes their bums look smaller at the same time?
The advertising writes itself:
Guys, fed up with the dreaded question "does my bum look big to you?". Then buy her Crack Check! The all in one rectal hygiene and mass indicator. One size fits all, thongs right up to granny pants. But don't take our word for it- Colin 23 from Newcastle....I was fed up with wor lass belting us round the heed like, so I nicked a pack of Crack Check and now its fuckin mint. She can see her urn fat arse! Thanks Crack Check!
I want a bit of any action you get from this now though Obi or I'll check your crack with my heel. |
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"Ever make the mistake of placing your deodorant next to other cans when staying away at relatives!!
Just had to have my second shower in 10 minutes after coating my pits in "extra firm hold" hairspray!!!
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Does it hold longer than Viagra? |
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"Obi, just an idea for the ladies version of Crack Check, would it be possible to have the mirror so it makes their bums look smaller at the same time?
The advertising writes itself:
Guys, fed up with the dreaded question "does my bum look big to you?". Then buy her Crack Check! The all in one rectal hygiene and mass indicator. One size fits all, thongs right up to granny pants. But don't take our word for it- Colin 23 from Newcastle....I was fed up with wor lass belting us round the heed like, so I nicked a pack of Crack Check and now its fuckin mint. She can see her urn fat arse! Thanks Crack Check!
I want a bit of any action you get from this now though Obi or I'll check your crack with my heel. "
Genius! You're in for 20% of the profits!!
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