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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m afraid a new government initiative has meant that a tax on wanking will need to be collected every Friday for the weeks activities at £1.33 per wank can you please work out the tax you owe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"£1.33 this week, which is a 100% improvement on the previous few weeks. I don't think the government will be making much from me..."
good honest reply
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£1.33 this week, which is a 100% improvement on the previous few weeks. I don't think the government will be making much from me... good honest reply "
Yay SSRI's!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is touching yourself for the partner you're having sex with included in that?
If not, I don't owe anything.
I'm a zero tax code  "
Sounds like wanking to me pay up |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Is touching yourself for the partner you're having sex with included in that?
If not, I don't owe anything.
I'm a zero tax code Sounds like wanking to me pay up "
I think he should pay, as he made me do it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know this thread a joke but emm if it was ever a thing
I take one for the team and offer my self up as a fluffer so no one’s has to
Take a ticket pick a end front or back
And forum a orderly queue
Only one at a time each end
Resulting in a maximum off two people
With a maximum go per day per person off 2x 1x one end and 1x the other end
 
Oooo god cracking jokes |
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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago
Cowley |
"I know this thread a joke but emm if it was ever a thing
I take one for the team and offer my self up as a fluffer so no one’s has to
Take a ticket pick a end front or back
And forum a orderly queue
Only one at a time each end
Resulting in a maximum off two people
With a maximum go per day per person off 2x 1x one end and 1x the other end
Oooo god cracking jokes "
Not all heroes wear capes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know this thread a joke but emm if it was ever a thing
I take one for the team and offer my self up as a fluffer so no one’s has to
Take a ticket pick a end front or back
And forum a orderly queue
Only one at a time each end
Resulting in a maximum off two people
With a maximum go per day per person off 2x 1x one end and 1x the other end
Oooo god cracking jokes
Not all heroes wear capes! "
Nope definitely not some ware dress and skirts ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know this thread a joke but emm if it was ever a thing
I take one for the team and offer my self up as a fluffer so no one’s has to
Take a ticket pick a end front or back
And forum a orderly queue
Only one at a time each end
Resulting in a maximum off two people
With a maximum go per day per person off 2x 1x one end and 1x the other end
Oooo god cracking jokes
Not all heroes wear capes!
Nope definitely not some ware dress and skirts ha ha "
absolute legend |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you get an exemption if you have an addiction? no exemption you need to book yourself for rehabwankitation
I owe about £26.60 then  "
20 your in the lead that’s good going in this weeks heat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know this thread a joke but emm if it was ever a thing
I take one for the team and offer my self up as a fluffer so no one’s has to
Take a ticket pick a end front or back
And forum a orderly queue
Only one at a time each end
Resulting in a maximum off two people
With a maximum go per day per person off 2x 1x one end and 1x the other end
Oooo god cracking jokes
Not all heroes wear capes!
Nope definitely not some ware dress and skirts ha ha absolute legend "
Ha ha thanks |
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"I’m afraid a new government initiative has meant that a tax on wanking will need to be collected every Friday for the weeks activities at £1.33 per wank can you please work out the tax you owe "
I'm good at numbers but jesus Christ I need the brains of Einstein and the bodies of Vordaman and Riley to work this out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I offset it against times I was wanking someone else.
If i set up an offshore trust and only wank to foreign porn do I avoid it ?
Can subs apply for non-Dom status ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I offset it against times I was wanking someone else.
If i set up an offshore trust and only wank to foreign porn do I avoid it ?
Can subs apply for non-Dom status ? This is why I love the Forum
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I reckon under a tenner but likely to go up this morning. Her ladyship is up getting ready for hair dressers, I've just come to bed after a night shift.
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanking tax point of order
Does the tax only apply to wanks when you cum or any form of hands on the cock and as we have equal rights, finger inserting/ clitty rubbing |
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"I’m afraid a new government initiative has meant that a tax on wanking will need to be collected every Friday for the weeks activities at £1.33 per wank can you please work out the tax you owe "
Who is liable - the wanker or the wankee? |
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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago
Cowley |
"What happens if you wank someone else? Or they wank you? Do you get a discount??? "
I believe that would be the wanking couples discount, where the larger most prolific wanker can pass on some of their tax free wank allowance to the other in order to reduce the wank tax |
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"I have my hand wired up to the National Grid and by wanking I am creating electricity. This way allows me to offset my paying the wank tax"
If someone invented a fleshlight type fucking machine where the input thrusts could generate power think of the benefits - millions of happy guys (especially politicians), plus less CO2,
plus wanking tax income - it's a win win win situation! |
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Can I apply for a Wanktax averaging form please ? Only I've hurt my wanking hand and this week is zero and I'd like to spread my payments.
I'm anxious not to get off on the wrong side of the Wanking office |
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