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"How long before a single dude says "my penis"? "OK I'll say it. FoolHardly's penis
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"Ear lobes. What are they for?" Where would you put the earrings? | |||
"Ear lobes. What are they for?" Earrings  | |||
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"Ear lobes. What are they for?" where else would you put your earrings? | |||
"How long before a single dude says "my penis"? "“Your penis” | |||
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"How long before a single dude says "my penis"?
OK I'll say it. FoolHardly's penis
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..Bollocks. You spend most of your life trying to stop them from doing what they are intended for. | |||
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"Men's nipples . Why. Can you name anymore "You do know men can lactate therefore also breastfeed? | |||
"Ear lobes. What are they for? Where would you put the earrings?" You can pierce any part of your ear. The lobe is the only part that doesn't have a function beyond showcasing tiny ornaments. | |||
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"My cock "Surely you can use it to stir your tea/coffee | |||
"My cock
Surely you can use it to stir your tea/coffee "I used to before I melted my bobbies helmet | |||
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"The little toes don’t do much" Lies, they remind you where the corner of your desk, sofa, and table is  | |||
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"The little toes don’t do much" get'em chopped off, and see how your balances goes. | |||
"Hair" Just spit it out! | |||
"Belly buttons are pretty pointless." Really - a navel encounter with heavy loss of semen is always fun, especially with the admiral's daughter! | |||
"In some people, brains seem to have limited function " They are called 'politicians'! | |||
"The little toes don’t do much get'em chopped off, and see how your balances goes." No thanks I'm already unbalanced! | |||
"Belly buttons are pretty pointless. Really - a navel encounter with heavy loss of semen is always fun, especially with the admiral's daughter!" Naval base | |||
"Hair Just spit it out!" That's not not useless, just unwanted! | |||
"Hair Just spit it out! That's not not useless, just unwanted!" Fair enough but there are plenty in life that are both useless and unwanted! | |||
"Men's nipples . Why. Can you name anymore "Because all embryos start off female J x | |||
"The little toes don’t do much get'em chopped off, and see how your balances goes." Big toe gives us balance - that’s the one you don’t want to lose J x | |||
"My cock "I could think of a use J x | |||
"In some people, brains seem to have limited function " Aristotle believed that the only function of the brain was to act as a radiator for cooling down the blood. This does seem to have been the case for quite a few within the current governments cabinet, extra evidence is supplied by the selection process for the next PM. | |||
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"In some people, brains seem to have limited function Aristotle believed that the only function of the brain was to act as a radiator for cooling down the blood. This does seem to have been the case for quite a few within the current governments cabinet, extra evidence is supplied by the selection process for the next PM." Cool blood? Lizard people  | |||
"Appendix " Appendix has been proven to contain good gut bacteria samples. So when your body has diarrhoea it can reseed using the bank of bacteria in the appendix. | |||
"My cock
Surely you can use it to stir your tea/coffee
I used to before I melted my bobbies helmet "You should have put a helmet on your bobbies helmet before dipping it in  | |||
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"Ear lobes. What are they for?" Quite a lot without them you wouldn’t be able to walk or sit | |||
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