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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
An article in the left wing guardian claims that a lady out surfing was attacked by a wild boar that swam towards her and bit a chunk through the surfboard. Not a shark. An actual wild boar that then swimmed away.
She is a beauty looking lady and Tom does not doubt her story but should surfers be on the lookout for both sharks and wild boar now. It literally is all over the news... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?
No, just left wing Guardian readers.
I've never been attacked by any animal  "
Does this mean you are beautiful, or a left wing Grauniad reader?
Or even both? |
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"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?
No, just left wing Guardian readers.
I've never been attacked by any animal
Does this mean you are beautiful, or a left wing Grauniad reader?
Or even both?"
The latter. Obviously  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?
No, just left wing Guardian readers.
I've never been attacked by any animal
Does this mean you are beautiful, or a left wing Grauniad reader?
Or even both?"
I’ve been bitten by 3 dogs and a hamster. I must be stunning  |
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"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?
No, just left wing Guardian readers.
I've never been attacked by any animal "
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Seeing that the whole of Manchester is a menagerie, I find that hard to believe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?
No, just left wing Guardian readers.
I've never been attacked by any animal
Does this mean you are beautiful, or a left wing Grauniad reader?
Or even both?
The latter. Obviously "
I demand a face pic with a copy of the paper! |
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"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?
No, just left wing Guardian readers.
I've never been attacked by any animal
Does this mean you are beautiful, or a left wing Grauniad reader?
Or even both?
I’ve been bitten by 3 dogs and a hamster. I must be stunning "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Look at the left Wing Guardian online .. she is there in all her glory in a wet suit.. a blonde godess of the seas almost devoured by wild boar"
I knew that wild boar costume was a good investment |
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"Look at the left Wing Guardian online .. she is there in all her glory in a wet suit.. a blonde godess of the seas almost devoured by wild boar
I knew that wild boar costume was a good investment "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?
No, just left wing Guardian readers.
I've never been attacked by any animal
Does this mean you are beautiful, or a left wing Grauniad reader?
Or even both?
I’ve been bitten by 3 dogs and a hamster. I must be stunning "
Or you have nuts and smell like chicken? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?
No, just left wing Guardian readers.
I've never been attacked by any animal
Does this mean you are beautiful, or a left wing Grauniad reader?
Or even both?
I’ve been bitten by 3 dogs and a hamster. I must be stunning
Or you have nuts and smell like chicken?"
I have nuts. The smell is open to debate. |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"An article in the left wing guardian claims that a lady out surfing was attacked by a wild boar that swam towards her and bit a chunk through the surfboard. Not a shark. An actual wild boar that then swimmed away.
She is a beauty looking lady and Tom does not doubt her story but should surfers be on the lookout for both sharks and wild boar now. It literally is all over the news... "
It's not "literally" all over the news. It's an article from the guardian lifestyle section. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s a slow news day when they have to find Z’ list celebrities who need to be seen by the world doing shit so inconsequential it shouldn’t matter to any of us, this is the state of our minds right now, we may as well have the monkey banging the cymbals toy in our heads all day now, it’s a sign of fading intellect for sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do more beautiful people suffer more attacks by animals?"
No, just that they are believed more which sadly is true. Fancy Essex Tom embodying a stereotype
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