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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What’s the funniest thing someone has demanded from you on here?
As a sub guy I get a lot of demands for hundreds of pounds to meet (clear warning sign they aren’t serious) but today took the biscuit…
After a few messages a couple demanded I buy them a brand new car and when I laughed and said no they blocked me 
Were they seriously expecting me to say yeh sure I’ll drop 50k on a car for someone I’ve spoke to for 5 minutes.. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I was asked to wear a pair of shoes for a week and not wash my feet for two days ahead of a meet. They wanted to keep the shoes for sniffing/licking.
I declined on the basis that I felt physically sick at the thought of not washing my feet and I wasn't willing to give away any of my shoes.
Apparently that was unreasonable and I was kink shaming.*
*You enjoy your kinks, I don't have to be involved. |
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"I was asked to wear a pair of shoes for a week and not wash my feet for two days ahead of a meet. They wanted to keep the shoes for sniffing/licking.
I declined on the basis that I felt physically sick at the thought of not washing my feet and I wasn't willing to give away any of my shoes.
Apparently that was unreasonable and I was kink shaming.*
*You enjoy your kinks, I don't have to be involved."
My feet feel itchy now… Like they’re feeling how it’s be to not be washed for over 24 hours!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"What am i doing wrong in here ..i dont get sh*t like that ..dont feel as if im getting the full fab experience lol "
Shall I send you an unreasonable demand as part of my mission for Fab to be inclusive? |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"What am i doing wrong in here ..i dont get sh*t like that ..dont feel as if im getting the full fab experience lol
Shall I send you an unreasonable demand as part of my mission for Fab to be inclusive?"
Yes please ...who knows i might even be up for it ..doubt it mind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What am i doing wrong in here ..i dont get sh*t like that ..dont feel as if im getting the full fab experience lol "
I can send you a weird request message if it helps with the full fab experience   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a Domme woman I get lots of "subs" offering to do things for me as long as they get to worship my feet as a reward. I hate people touching my feet almost as I hate people topping from the bottom. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never received demands.
Come on ladies, I’m getting FOMO now. 
Done  "
And an outrageous one it is too. Not even a hit that I’d get my wang wet either, if I were to comply.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I'm not going to meet him now (after sending me 2 messages) why am I on here?
I usually just demand a 6in Subway "
You know you'll be disappointed when its not as ordered right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never received demands.
Come on ladies, I’m getting FOMO now.
Done
And an outrageous one it is too. Not even a hit that I’d get my wang wet either, if I were to comply. "
There would be no Wang getting wet. Tut, what do you think this is a hook up site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cut off his manhood; fuck his  ; have a foursome in a caravan in Cleethorpes (hadn't met the bloke at this point); marry him; take a fist up my ass.
Fab is pure poetry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cut off his manhood; fuck his ; have a foursome in a caravan in Cleethorpes (hadn't met the bloke at this point); marry him; take a fist up my ass.
Fab is pure poetry. "
Cleethorpes? Seriously thats just going too far |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cut off his manhood; fuck his ; have a foursome in a caravan in Cleethorpes (hadn't met the bloke at this point); marry him; take a fist up my ass.
Fab is pure poetry.
Cleethorpes? Seriously thats just going too far"
Tell me about it! Who does he think I am?! |
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Had an offer of breeding with me.... good luck with that I've had a hysterectomy.
Almost forgot i had one bloke say he wanted to r@pe me bareback, probably make me cry, message if interested. More worryingly he was verified  |
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My favourite recent one is the guy who replied to the meet I posted for a gangbang, condoms only, and with my other half present at our place, with a demand to meet him and his two mates for a bareback meet at his place without my other half or anyone else that I have met/knew.
I was called a fat time waster for declining.
My all time favourite was the guy who messaged wanting a hotel meet. First message was basically “meet me in x hotel at y time”. I had a meet up for a social in a near, but different city at the time. When I said no he said I should have the manners to pay half the hotel as he’d booked it on the basis of my meet post.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today I had! How would I feel if he paid me if I could throw him in a bin? My reply was recycle or general waste.
His reply was general waste!
Finished it with me saying sorry I don’t have a waste carriers license. Don’t want a hefty fine ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stand on the edge of a slurry pit holding a bag over his cash…Push him in and watch him sink, whilst playing with myself…Then go shopping and spend all the cash  "
Ooh what did you buy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nobody demands anything of me they ask and hope i say yes
That's cos you're a manly man innit "
nope its cos if they do il fist there anus 6 times slowly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stand on the edge of a slurry pit holding a bag over his cash…Push him in and watch him sink, whilst playing with myself…Then go shopping and spend all the cash "
the return of the legend that is slurry guy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nobody demands anything of me they ask and hope i say yes
That's cos you're a manly man innit nope its cos if they do il fist there anus 6 times slowly"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stand on the edge of a slurry pit holding a bag over his cash…Push him in and watch him sink, whilst playing with myself…Then go shopping and spend all the cash the return of the legend that is slurry guy "
So British  |
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"What’s the funniest thing someone has demanded from you on here?
As a sub guy I get a lot of demands for hundreds of pounds to meet (clear warning sign they aren’t serious) but today took the biscuit…
After a few messages a couple demanded I buy them a brand new car and when I laughed and said no they blocked me
Were they seriously expecting me to say yeh sure I’ll drop 50k on a car for someone I’ve spoke to for 5 minutes.. "
Did they want a tow bar on it? Asking for a friend |
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By *exypetWoman
over a year ago
Stockport |
"Stand on the edge of a slurry pit holding a bag over his cash…Push him in and watch him sink, whilst playing with myself…Then go shopping and spend all the cash the return of the legend that is slurry guy
So British "
Isn’t it just |
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I’ve been asked by men if I will accept payment for sex
I like one of the others ,was asked if they could bareback r@pe me basically - that scared me a bit
I’ve also had the demands like meet now etc and then get a use when you say no
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Had a guy on here yet to hook me up with his bi sister, though I never mentioned I was interested in women.
Had another guy offer to get me pregnant because he had a pregnancy kink and offered to pay for an abortion when he was done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a guy on here yet to hook me up with his bi sister, though I never mentioned I was interested in women.
Had another guy offer to get me pregnant because he had a pregnancy kink and offered to pay for an abortion when he was done."
Wow! I've had the can I get you pregnant messages but never I will pay for abortion! That is actually horrific and I'm not about kink shaming but surely That is something you would only ever broach with someone you knew very well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Often new profiles of just a few days or weeks message saying they'd like to meet up that night.
Probably computer generated?! "
No not computer generated as that very rarely happens on this site and when it does it's dealt with very quickly. I have had hundreds of meet now messages over the years from profiles that have been here for a matter of weeks and years and everything in between. |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
I was asked to send a pair of dirty boxers for £20. Considering my boxers are brought from primark at 7.50 a pack, I may have stumble on a market here lol
I have been asked some weird questions though.. some funny, some are absolutely bonkers |
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A lady asked me to beat her until she blacked out. Needless to say, I refused, but was then told I was being unreasonable. When I said it just wasn't my thing, and I found it repugnant, I was told I was a c**t, and that I should be there for her pleasures |
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By *i_Blonde_BabeWoman
over a year ago
cardiff or just passing through |
I got asked to partake in a full contact, no holds barred, girl fight for the pleasure of a group of men. Played along and asked whether kidney punches and eye gouging was allowed as I was looking forward to dusting off my old unitard from “my days on the circuit” and resurrecting the career of “the kneetrembler” |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a guy on here yet to hook me up with his bi sister, though I never mentioned I was interested in women.
Had another guy offer to get me pregnant because he had a pregnancy kink and offered to pay for an abortion when he was done."
That's horrifying. |
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"Got asked to meet a pensioner in town. If I gave him my knickers I'd been wearing, he'd pay for my shopping....
Eeeeewwwwwww......
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He could have my pants and pay for a very big shop in Waitrose!! |
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"Had a guy on here yet to hook me up with his bi sister, though I never mentioned I was interested in women.
Had another guy offer to get me pregnant because he had a pregnancy kink and offered to pay for an abortion when he was done.
Wow! I've had the can I get you pregnant messages but never I will pay for abortion! That is actually horrific and I'm not about kink shaming but surely That is something you would only ever broach with someone you knew very well. "
I went no contact with the guy after that. I'm all for pro-choice but getting pregnant and then having an abortion just so a guy can get his rocks off is a huge red flag for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a guy on here yet to hook me up with his bi sister, though I never mentioned I was interested in women.
Had another guy offer to get me pregnant because he had a pregnancy kink and offered to pay for an abortion when he was done.
Wow! I've had the can I get you pregnant messages but never I will pay for abortion! That is actually horrific and I'm not about kink shaming but surely That is something you would only ever broach with someone you knew very well.
I went no contact with the guy after that. I'm all for pro-choice but getting pregnant and then having an abortion just so a guy can get his rocks off is a huge red flag for me."
Hope Gretchen is keeping it legal.  |
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"Had a guy on here yet to hook me up with his bi sister, though I never mentioned I was interested in women.
Had another guy offer to get me pregnant because he had a pregnancy kink and offered to pay for an abortion when he was done.
Wow! I've had the can I get you pregnant messages but never I will pay for abortion! That is actually horrific and I'm not about kink shaming but surely That is something you would only ever broach with someone you knew very well.
I went no contact with the guy after that. I'm all for pro-choice but getting pregnant and then having an abortion just so a guy can get his rocks off is a huge red flag for me.
Hope Gretchen is keeping it legal. "
Me too. We technically have a law banning abortion from 1931 but it's up in the air at the moment because they're putting it on the ballot for this year's elections. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
I'd a Couple who whilst en-route to them, phoned me to ask if I'd pick up a few items at a Tesco's I'd pass near to their home? (Saved them going out, they said).
They emailed me their list to my phone, about £90 worth, then added I wouldn't be reimbursed the cost.
If I wanted to meet them, I'd to pay their shopping! I turned around and went home! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd a Couple who whilst en-route to them, phoned me to ask if I'd pick up a few items at a Tesco's I'd pass near to their home? (Saved them going out, they said).
They emailed me their list to my phone, about £90 worth, then added I wouldn't be reimbursed the cost.
If I wanted to meet them, I'd to pay their shopping! I turned around and went home!"
I've heard men say very similar before. One guy I met from fab said that when he was on his way to a couples house they phound him and told him to pick up champagne and a couple of packs of fags and a few other items that I can't remember.
They then told him he couldn't drink any of the champagne as they don't meet people who have been drinking even though they would be drinking themselves. He said to them that they had on their profile they didn't smoke and he didn't meet smokers so wouldn't be buying them cigarettes. They got abusive with him and told him to do as he was told or there would be no meet. I think this is terrible and I've heard other similar stories although this one really sticks in my mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a guy ask if he could post a sock to me, then for me to wank in it, cum in it, film this ...send the vid and post the sock back too. He would pay me to this.
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How much did he pay? 
I've not had anything weird yet just one old guy asking to pay me to fuck him.
Oh and the one guy who asked if I would step on him if he was on the floor at a beach bar. |
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One or two of us order guys can remember when cowboys boots were in fashion for manly footwear. A police sergeants wife had a fixation for Midnight Cowboy, and asked me if I would have sex with her wearing a Stetson hat and my cowboy boots. No so easy to stop the stetson from keeping sliding over the end of your nose when you are in full motion in the front of a Triumph 2000 with the seats reclined, but she got what she wanted. |
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"I got asked to partake in a full contact, no holds barred, girl fight for the pleasure of a group of men. Played along and asked whether kidney punches and eye gouging was allowed as I was looking forward to dusting off my old unitard from “my days on the circuit” and resurrecting the career of “the kneetrembler” "
We got this too. Crazy guy said he wants to see my wife beat up his girl !!!! |
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Random guy sent first message opener telling me to get on my knees and eat his arse out.
When I replied that wasn’t going to happen and that maybe he needed to work on his I introduction he responded with something on the lines of I’d be to difficult and the type of person to call R@pe after ffs
Totally blocked him |
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Random guy sent first message opener telling me to get on my knees and eat his arse out.
When I replied that wasn’t going to happen and that maybe he needed to work on his I introduction he responded with something on the lines of I’d be to difficult and the type of person to call R@pe after ffs
Totally blocked him "
I can feel the script of an Svu episode taking shape. |
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"Cut off his manhood; fuck his ; have a foursome in a caravan in Cleethorpes (hadn't met the bloke at this point); marry him; take a fist up my ass.
Fab is pure poetry. "
I hear you!
Sell my used underwear, wrap someone from head to toe in clingfilm, watch someone give themselves a blowjob (no one likes a bragger lol), to be covered in chocolate sauce and licked clean… |
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Random guy sent first message opener telling me to get on my knees and eat his arse out.
When I replied that wasn’t going to happen and that maybe he needed to work on his I introduction he responded with something on the lines of I’d be to difficult and the type of person to call R@pe after ffs
Totally blocked him
I can feel the script of an Svu episode taking shape. "
I genuinely have no idea of what svu is lol |
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Random guy sent first message opener telling me to get on my knees and eat his arse out.
When I replied that wasn’t going to happen and that maybe he needed to work on his I introduction he responded with something on the lines of I’d be to difficult and the type of person to call R@pe after ffs
Totally blocked him
I can feel the script of an Svu episode taking shape.
I genuinely have no idea of what svu is lol"
Probably 'Special Victims Unit' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once told i has 14 days to transfer my life savings to him, sell my house and move Tenerife, where i would buy a flat and put it in his name.
I would then cut contact with my family,and only wear what he dictated (white spaghetti strap vest +black jodhpur leggings, no underwear for those interested lol)... and i would meet 3-4 men /women a week oh but i could choose them if i wanted
It was very difficult to break away, but I'm relieved i did |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have an idea for a new 'thing' see what random tatt people can bring me....Ooh the possibilities
Would be ike a shit game of bingo....Cross them off as they come |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was once told i has 14 days to transfer my life savings to him, sell my house and move Tenerife, where i would buy a flat and put it in his name.
I would then cut contact with my family,and only wear what he dictated (white spaghetti strap vest +black jodhpur leggings, no underwear for those interested lol)... and i would meet 3-4 men /women a week oh but i could choose them if i wanted
It was very difficult to break away, but I'm relieved i did"
Must have been a tough decision |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have an idea for a new 'thing' see what random tatt people can bring me....Ooh the possibilities
Would be ike a shit game of bingo....Cross them off as they come "
You must bring me a signed Timmy mallet photo in order to meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ll be glad to know the couple have messaged me calling me a C@nt for not buying them a car.. "
So you don't want to buy a new car how about a slightly used one
Asking for a friend |
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